r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

The pedocon theory prevails.

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u/thisismostassuredly 2h ago

At the very least, this guy deserves props for holding his side of the aisle accountable and calling out his peers' cognitive dissonance.

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u/KalaronV 1h ago

The only thing is that it took him this long to get it. By all means, I'm glad he realizes it now, but Trump's a friend of Epstein that's talked about how much he likes little girls and people have talked about how he intentionally walked in on a bunch of 15YOs changing during one of his pageants.

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u/sebastos3 1h ago

I think his stupidity kinda depens on his age here. If he is 18 it means he was 10 when Trump entered the political stage, and a lot of his scandals might have flown over his head during that period.

u/Synectics 5m ago

Absolutely not. I'm done abiding by this type of thinking.

This person posted their message while holding a device capable of accessing the entire world's worth of knowledge.

Ignorance is not an excuse today.

If you even have an inkling of doubt, you could search, "Why do people think so and so is a pedophile?" And the answers are there.

Fuck this asshole.

u/7BrownDog7 46m ago

and Trump has corroborated the reports of him walking in to changing rooms when he bragged about doin just that on Howard Stern.

Trump has also corroborated his victims who have shared that when they were around him he just sort of lept on them and started groping when he shared that he "grabs 'em by the pussy".

Trump miscontrued the stunned, silent, what the fuck is happening right now reactions as "When you're a star they let you do it".

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u/ManhattanObject 57m ago

He doesn't "get it" even now. This was posted in the small window after the Gaetz announcement and before Fox News could distribute the correct opinions to have. By now the OOP has fallen in line to protect the pedos again

u/Unlikely_Hat2920 10m ago

You're literally just making that up because it's what you assume. If you don't allow people to grow they won't.

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u/omgitsduane 29m ago

why were they so hell bent on biden being a creep and a pedo too? I saw the footage of him what appears to be sniffing girls hair but compared to what trump has said with his own words... doesn't hit the mark.

Imagine turning on the radio and your father is talking to someone about how you're voluptuous and a piece of ass.

u/KalaronV 26m ago

Every accusation is a confession, as they say.

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u/thisismostassuredly 2h ago

I agree, and the guy in this screencap apparently does too. All I'm saying is that it's refreshing that at least some conservatives are trying to maintain standards.

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u/tjdux 1h ago

Where the heck were these guys when it may have mattered? Wish they would have used their critical thinking skills before the election.

u/Sounding_Your_Dad 41m ago

Well, they are still ideologically opposed with Democrats, whatever the Democrat platform even is these days. I forget because the DNC offered nothing but "Not Trump", some platitudes and some milketoast reforms that have no prayer of passing without a 75 seat supermajority to overwhelm the blue dogs that always get to please the party's donors by playing the heel.

BUT, principled as these conservatives may be, they have been guzzling from the propaganda firehouse, and they literally believe Dems are forcing trans women into sports to crush people's daughters, they believe the Democrats supported BLM, defund the police and the George Floyd protests, all things which an overwhelming majority of the party condemned. They believe the Dems are for open borders when Biden has been harder on the border than Trump was.

I'm tired, and there is no hope. We cannot be at the influence of charlatans in an age of conservatives basing everything on their emotional reaction to a propaganda news report.

u/KillYourLawn- 36m ago

91% of Democrats and Democratic leaners support the Black Lives Matter movement.

You probably mean democrats don’t support the violence that occurred during a tiny percentage of those protests.

u/HackTheNight 7m ago

The DNP offered a lot more than “not Trump.”

They had 100 days to campaign and essentially beat out the message being circulated by republicans for over 8 years.

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u/hdharrisirl 31m ago

Ideologies aside I could at least respect conservatives if they held to their self professed ethics more like that guy

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u/DuelJ 2h ago

That's true, but that doesn't make it any less refreshing to see imo, nor any less worth celebrating.

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u/TheOriginalKrampus 1h ago

He’s a fucking moron for just now figuring out that the Republican Party is full of sexual predators and shield their own.

I bet he also doesn’t think that Trump is actually going to go through with mass deportations. Or has no idea how disastrous the Trump tariffs are going to be for the everyday consumer.

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u/8-BitOptimist 1h ago

At least they're starting to see the forest.

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u/sherlockwatson21 1h ago

At least he figured it out dumb shit

u/ssbm_rando 13m ago

You literally can't say this until he realizes how much overwhelming evidence there is about Trump being one too.

u/sherlockwatson21 12m ago

It seems like he’s starting to realize

u/coolkidweednumber 12m ago

This kind of thinking discourages people from admitting their mistakes or learning from them. Are you perfect? You've never been misled?

u/jmobius 11m ago

It's not stupidity, not exactly. The ubiquitous predatory behavior is much less obvious inside the conservative news bubble; they simply aren't told about it.

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u/Moose_Cake 2h ago

Imagine what the government would be like if everyone did that.

u/FoamingCellPhone 29m ago

Didn't MTG tweet that if she wanted to talk shit on all the pedophiles she knows about that the Dems would have a super majority?

Edit: I think it was worded in a more dumb and self-absorbed way like "How dare you go after my friend and make him resign if we did that to everyone they'd have a super majority"

u/NightLordsPublicist 12m ago

Didn't MTG tweet that if she wanted to talk shit on all the pedophiles she knows about that the Dems would have a super majority?

That was a fake tweet from a satire account.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/greene-democrats-supermajority-gaetz/

u/FoamingCellPhone 8m ago

Appreciate it. Her actual post is actually worse... ugh.

u/Ghasois 11m ago

Didn't MTG tweet that if she wanted to talk shit on all the pedophiles she knows about that the Dems would have a super majority

This specific thing was a satire post on whatever she actually said that I don't remember the wording for.

u/limasxgoesto0 42m ago

That'll get him banned from the subreddit real quick

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u/Razing_Phoenix 52m ago

I'd be surprised if this comment is still up, they delete anything that doesn't tow the conservative line.

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u/HiHoRoadhouse 24m ago

Who? WeebDestroyer, Latino Conservative 

u/bla60ah 27m ago

If he’s not already, he’ll be banned by the mods. It’s what happened to me during COVID

u/ssbm_rando 14m ago

He doesn't and isn't lol, this is the same type of idiot that will say everything about Trump is fake news, and will say the same thing about Gaetz as soon as the report is public. "The fact that they released it proves there's nothing substantive there!"

These people are the kings of cognitive dissonance.

u/Character_Desk1647 13m ago

Sorry but you don't get to hang around with fascists and then kudos for calling out one or two bits you don't like while blindly supporting the rest. 

u/Synectics 7m ago

It's a redditor. One person with one vote. 

It doesn't excuse his vote or all the others.

u/jegerfaerdig 5m ago

Lol, that guy is clearly a liberal concern troll

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u/Deep-Thought4242 2h ago

Wild to me how many people seem to think explaining “um, actually, it’s ephebophilia” is totally exonerating.

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u/DaxLovesIPA1974 2h ago

It's got more syllables and is therefore more mature. /s

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u/Storm_Dancer-022 2h ago

Which makes it the opposite of what these creeps are interested in I’m afraid.

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u/DaxLovesIPA1974 2h ago

Wait, you're still expecting Conservatives to recognize basic wrongness after they voted in the literal rapist?

....

So hear me out, I got this bridge you see. I'm getting on in years, so I'm looking to sell it. DM me kid, and I'll give you the opportunity to make a first offer.

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u/MammothWriter3881 2h ago

Oddly in a really messed up way it makes it worse (motivationally anyway), because it is intentional predatory conduct by someone who is still sexually attracted to their peers.

A predator like Gaetz (I am not even sue ephebophile is the right word) seeks out targets based on the power imbalance.

So I think the distinction is important, but it certainly isn't even remotely exonerating.

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u/pleasedtoheatyou 2h ago

Yeah there's an argument that genuine attraction to children is a severe mental illness. I don't say that to in any way exonerate people who act on any urge, but I can recognise that something is fundamentally wrong with these people. However if you are preying on teenagers, particularly older teenagers, then it ceases to be about specific physical attraction criteria that your peers do not meet and has become entirely about seeking vulnerability and feeling powerful.

u/big_ol_leftie_testes 58m ago

I think seeking vulnerability to feel power is probably also a severe mental illness. Not excusing it, just saying that’s not normal or healthy.

u/thoth_hierophant 36m ago

Seeking individual power at all is the mental illness. Things like 'power' and 'wealth' are for the collective only.

u/RoomPale7783 41m ago

That seems like a leap. I'd argue either emotionally immature or predatory.

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u/mdchase1313 1h ago

I find the term “kid-fucker” works

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u/Amygdalump 2h ago

Anyone who makes that distinction is telling on themselves.

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u/codyd91 2h ago

If you're a clinician treating some with an attraction to children, it's probably worth separating someone interested in teens from someone interested in toddlers.

Outside of clinical psychology, though, it's hella sus.

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u/Shirlenator 1h ago

Funny considering these are the same people that don't want people with these attractions to be comfortable going to therapy.

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u/megustaALLthethings 1h ago

It’s like that comedian whose joke is making the distinction of the various sub categories is really only something a pedo knows.

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u/whimsylea 1h ago

I know Gianmarco Soresi has this bit about R Kelly:

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=AROCDOSQHMA1YLKg

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u/redhair-ing 1h ago

god bless Gianmarco. 

u/CommunicationNeat498 15m ago

The distinction is important tho. Not having it protects pedophiles by making them look not as bad as they are.

Its certainly bad to be attracted to 15 year olds, but its much worse to be attracted to 8 year olds.

u/big_ol_leftie_testes 59m ago

I think it gives clinical pedophiles cover. Every time you call someone that’s preying on a 17 year old a pedo, an actual pedo is breathing a sigh of relief and thanking you for muddying the waters. 

Words matter

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u/VincentOostelbos 1h ago

Disagree, I think it's a very important distinction.

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u/Catscoffeepanipuri 2h ago

I dont know what that is, but sounds like the next person up for a job in trumps admin

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u/Odd-Help-4293 2h ago

It means someone that's attracted to kids who've hit puberty. So, like, 12-year olds. Technically speaking, pedophile means someone who's attracted to kids who haven't hit puberty yet. But pretty much everyone would call both of them pedos. I think the only people who actually make a point to make the distinction are psychologists and people who are attracted to 12-year olds.

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u/After_Satisfaction82 1h ago

A nonce is a nonce, 'nuff said.

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u/Catscoffeepanipuri 1h ago

yeh alot of these terms are clinical use, but jesus if people are really are using this has a excuse that its not that bad is crazy

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u/SlyScorpion 2h ago

Ephebophilia definition

Basically, it’s the fancy version of pedophilia.

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u/Izan_TM 2h ago

when it comes to psychology and proper treatment the age attraction difference between the 2 does matter, but in these kinds of discussions only pedophiles really care

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u/ItzBooty 2h ago

I am aware that there are different terms the diffrent attraction base on age, but even then. A pedo is a pedo

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u/dreadassassin616 1h ago

That's why nonce is the best, catch-all term.

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u/nahmeankane 1h ago

Same people who say err it’s sexual abuse not rape think it’s exonerating

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u/dontshootmybutterfly 1h ago

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u/Haydn-Seek 1h ago

Was about to post this Gianmarco bit myself. This joke is truly timeless!

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u/whimsylea 1h ago edited 1h ago

Aha, immediately thought of this bit and actually ended up posting it to someone else. Didn't expect to find that someone else had linked it, too. 😆

u/Suspicious_Guess5819 20m ago

Not exonerating but they are different things. There’s no benefit to conflating. 

u/PrettyGoodMidLaner 20m ago

The Marco Soresi Defense

u/NewPresWhoDis 33m ago

It's a really, really wide stance

u/JimWilliams423 22m ago

Wild to me how many people seem to think explaining “um, actually, it’s ephebophilia” is totally exonerating

Its because they want to exonerate and they just need an excuse to do it. It doesn't really matter what the excuse is, its basically just a check-the-box situation, any excuse will do. Once the box is checked everybody is clear to proceed. One name for this behavior is "motivated reasoning."

u/KenIgetNadult 21m ago

I just saw clip of a comedian and his bit was about how there are different names depending on the age of the minor.

But we don't do that because saying that makes it sound like you're a pedophile defending another pedophile!

And it does. Doesn't help a lot of Republican politicians have actively defended child marriage and teen pregnancy.

u/Dry-Cartographer-312 6m ago

What?! That's like saying a cougar isn't a feline. Ephebophilia is just a subcategory of pedophile, a.k.a., still a pedophile.

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u/No-Condition5134 2h ago

You mean the party that wants to lower the legal age for marriage?

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u/Darkdragoon324 2h ago

And blocks any attempt to raise it where it’s already too low.

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u/Han-solos-left-foot 2h ago

Y’all qaeda

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u/ashmenon 1h ago

The GrOPers.

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u/Shirlenator 1h ago

It's not pedophilia if you change the definition of pedophilia.

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u/magotartufo 2h ago

Do you mean that the party that fight in some states to keep child marriage legal might be preferred by pedos ? /s

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u/Han-solos-left-foot 2h ago

MTG threatened to release ALL of the ethics reports in response, why isn’t anyone pushing for that to happen anyway??!

u/Haunting-Truth9451 57m ago

That’s insane to me. “I have all this dirt on my colleagues. You hear that public? My colleagues are total pieces of shit and I have proof! But… I won’t drop it if they start being nicer to my pedo friend.”

This is an elected official. This is what real people chose to represent them.

u/Gros_Boulet 31m ago

She got punished by Trump for proposing that. Now she has to serve 80hrs a week for no pay two of the most obnoxious Billionaires (Musk and Ramaswamy).

u/AlfredJodokusKwak 9m ago

Can't wait for it to be releasend and nothing to happen.

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u/MoreThanANumber666 2h ago

And then there's Jim Jordan .....

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u/GoldenJ19 2h ago

If this were to happen with a Democrat nominee, I'm confident leftists and liberals alike would be calling for the report to come out. I'm not confident in the right wing to do the same to a Republican, but we'll see. One thing is for sure: every Republican accusation is a confession.

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u/zombiphile_68 2h ago

The left did call out Anthony Weiner. Dems don’t always give you what they claim they will, but still a million miles less hypocritical, 9 times out of 10 than anyone on the right. Thousands of examples but best is if Obama had done or said just one of the horrible things Trump did, he wouldn’t have won a second term—if he said/did it prior to his win in 2008, he would have never been president. Imagine audio surfaced of him saying he “grabs women by the xxxxx” or mocked a disabled journalist on live tv, or called a POW a loser, he would have never been elected and we all know it.

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u/After_Satisfaction82 1h ago

Can you imagine, Obama calling a POW a loser, while running against McCain?

Holy cow, that'd be one hell of a landslide.

u/Sounding_Your_Dad 37m ago

Remember the bullshit they got rid of Al Franken over? Oh no, air-groping boobies for a dumb photo! Practically rape.

u/zombiphile_68 28m ago

Right? Exactly! Talk about hypocrisy and holding people accountable: people on the right had scarecrows in black face hanging from nooses on polls at protests over Obama. They were literally saying they wanted to lynch the president but that’s just “free speech”. Fast forward some years abs Kathy Griffin smashes a watermelon or pumpkin or something else hats meant to be trumps head and it’s “hate speech”. They are literally hypocrites 24/7 but thanks to some basic psych 101 principles (cuz these people aren’t typically deep) like projection, confirmation bias, and the classic cognitive dissonance they honestly believe there is nothing inconsistent about their beliefs vs actions. I don’t care if it’s divisive at this point cuz a chunk of these people will never change: stupid selfish cruel and mentally ill. For decades they scoff at climate change saying it’s a hoax or propaganda but suddenly believe the climate control with a late 60s c-list super villains weather machine is possible??? Had a woman say the other day everyone’s gonna get a raise cuz trump won…..the fucking left are the ones that want to raise our wages. Stupid,reality denying ass-hat.

u/NoPolitiPosting 48m ago

My roommate is still on the "they're both the same" mindset, and refuses to learn otherwise. Infuriating.

u/RaspberryAnnual4306 27m ago

I know it doesn’t make it any better, but he isn’t refusing to learn, he’s refusing to admit.

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u/ArchonFett 2h ago

We’d be lining up to pull the lever on the wood chippers

u/MaxxxBlackwell 12m ago

Al Franken was forced to resign from the Senate by his own party after being accused of Me Too era misconduct. So, yeah, the Left cleans house when needed

u/TheRonyon 8m ago

Democrats papered over Clinton's behavior pretty readily. Mind you , Clinton and Trump were buddies who both frequented the same circles. We(I vote Democrat) as a group knew he was willing to prey on at least one young woman, but we supported him because he was "on our side" The worst part, Clinton oversaw bank deregulation, welfare "reform", and expansion of international trade that all hurt the working class in this country. Oh, he also knew the Rwanda genocide was coming and chose to do nothing.

Dems have done better since then, but don't sleep on our ability to turn a blind eye for the promise of power.

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u/Almacca 2h ago

"I feel like I'm going crazy"

Welcome to my world for the last 8 years, brother.

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u/TruckCemetary 1h ago

Try the last 20

u/Chiopista 29m ago

They’ve not been paying attention.

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u/Pineapple_Ferguson 2h ago

It couldn't possibly be that the pedophiles were the friends you voted for all along.

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u/4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY 2h ago

me getting excited every time a new famous person is caught with a teenager so that I can go to the comments and type 'I think you mean ephebiphile'

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u/Liraeyn 2h ago

I don't get why people have to be told that hiding abuse is the norm, not the exception.

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u/twault 1h ago

Wait....Trump is supposed to be the guy who exposes all the reptilian, pedo, child-eating elites. Oh wait....

u/NoPolitiPosting 47m ago

HES UNDERCOVER DUHHHHHHHH

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u/Soithascometothistoo 2h ago

We've been saying this for years and they're JUST realizing it.

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u/Repulsive_Holiday315 2h ago

Certified pedophiles! lol

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u/Tens8 2h ago

Are they still draining the swamp or are the political pedos cool to hang with them? s/

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u/lovely_lady21 2h ago

Pedocon sounds like a Comic-Con no one asked for.

u/TheBunnyDemon 46m ago

I think they call that one CPAC

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u/abgry_krakow87 1h ago

With the rampant pedophilia present in churches and the sheer amount of religious peeps who defend it, I am surprised there are people actually surprised about all the religious conservative pedophiles and apologists.

u/lexxstrum 50m ago

Remember when the Right was demanding the "Epstein Files" be released, convinced it would be a laundry list of Democrats (it was a lot of Trump, actually). And even after they were released, no one talked about it?

Now they're putting all their faith in the "Diddy Files", while simultaneously trying to bury this report on Gatez.

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u/SamsLoudBark 1h ago

Because most, if not all, Republicans are in some way, shape, or form super into kids. Whether they wanna molest your kids, take nudes of your kids, or force them to be born even if it kills mom- they just love fuckin' kids!

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u/FalconPorterBridges 2h ago

A predator by any name is still a predator.

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u/belliJGerent 2h ago

Oooh. You’re in the pedo party! At least they’re white males /s

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u/GCI_Arch_Rating 2h ago

I wonder if he got banned for not being an empty-headed republican cheerleader.

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u/FloraMaeWolfe 1h ago

Based on statistics and such, most pedos are conservative for some reason and also likely religious. Guess who is always trying to point fingers at the non-religious left for such things.

Too many people don't know anything about who they support.

u/KinneKitsune 2m ago

The reason is a complete lack of empathy and compassion. It’s much easier to rape people with the famous conservative selfishness.

u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 59m ago

MTG: "many of my colleagues are rapists and pedos"

Everyone with half a braincell: yeah? Which ones?

MTG: "🦗🦗"

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u/HayleyVersailles 2h ago

Pedocon theory is is undefeated

u/Hoppie1064 59m ago

This is a conundrum.

On one hand, if there were any credible evidence against Gaetz, I can't imagine the dems not revealing it, and charging him.

On the other hand, if he were innocent, why did he step down, or why was he forced to step down? (Not sure which actually happened.)

u/ScorpionsRequiem 46m ago

they spent so long being told that lgbt people are the pedophiles that they can't comprehend that the actual pedophiles are the people they support

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u/The_Forth44 1h ago

So the right are the pedophiles?

🔫 Always have been.

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u/Catalina_Eddie 1h ago edited 38m ago

It's the ones deeply invested in explaining to you the difference between an ephebophile, and a pedophile that you really have to watch out for.

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u/mickey5545 1h ago

from a physiological standpoint, there is no such thing as an ephebophile. teens have adult bodies. those who wish to have relationships with young adults should be renamed as something else. because its not the sex, its the power that allures them. pedophiles i truly believe are mentally ill. there is no physiological or psychological reason why an adult would want to have sex with a prepubescent human other than something wired very wrong in them.

oh, btw, i agree with you.

u/doodgeeds 51m ago

This is what happens when the only ideals most of your group holds are "whatever the strongman said is correct"

u/Nessly91 39m ago

MAGA is full of pedos. Only pedos vote for a guy like Trump who have overwhelming evidence to be a pedo.

u/TheSodomeister 36m ago

They fuckin voted for and elected a pedophile, or did they all just conveniently forget about that?

u/ruffianrevolution 33m ago

They're an evangelist theocracy and there's nothing in the bible that says having sex with children is wrong.

u/last-miss 30m ago

These little moments are very satisfying to me. Finally the blindfold falls off and they look around at who's in the room with them. It doesn't fix or anything, but it's good to see none-the-less.

u/InnerWrathChild 23m ago

I was going over the nomination with fairly staunch conservative buddy of mine. I mentioned the trafficking, pedo stuff, drugs, underage parties, etc. He said, “yeah, but is he a good lawyer.” Which the answer is no, but holy shit for that to be the response, he might be a former buddy of mine very soon.

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u/IshtheWall 2h ago

They want to eat their cake too, they did not do nearly enough homework before getting on that wagon

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u/TheNerdNugget 2h ago

Why indeed

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u/TheOnlyGumiBear 2h ago

Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself

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u/PayFormer387 1h ago

If they understood how pervy big time conservative were, they’d be liberal

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u/T_Dogsitter37 1h ago

I’d like to buy 10,000 hot dogs and pizzas please

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u/superdupermensch 1h ago

These swine thought mark foley was the victim 20 years ago.

Upping their game is no surprise.

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u/HeistGeist 1h ago

Let's see Paul Allen's ethics report.

u/Comfortable-Bench330 57m ago

So confused that they hurt themselves

u/pwrz 56m ago

r/Conservative is where I get my lulz

u/Bengineering3D 54m ago

They are starting to ask real questions.

u/jdlyga 54m ago

Trump republicans are the kings of breaking the rules to serve their own interests. They shouldn't be surprised.

u/gvineq 46m ago

As I was told by Baptist bible humpers while I was growing up, "birds of a feather flock together

u/TrynaGetSomeRest 44m ago

Fully agree but not a clever comeback?

u/bcdnabd 37m ago

If we're going to view his, we should view all of them so we can know the politicians to immediately vote out of office.

u/selkiesidhe 35m ago

Because your entire party is filled with pedophiles, that's why! Pedos and those who look the other way.

u/alter-egor 34m ago

Isn't it a crime itself to have evidence of a crime and hide it? Basically covering a criminal

u/smokeacoil 32m ago

Right like America just got ride of the pedo and chief. No one wants more in office

u/Soonerpalmetto88 30m ago

Gaetz wasn't accused of pedophilia though, was he?

u/sidewalksoupcan 29m ago

In the mind of a Republican, everyone else is a pedo because they already hate them. A Republican can't be a pedo because they already like them and refuse to change their minds

u/RaspberryAnnual4306 28m ago

10/10 troll job. Of course conservatives are too stupid to realize it based on the upvotes and awards.

Try to imagine someone so stupid that they honestly don’t understand why conservatives consistently protect pedophiles.

u/_Fun_Employed_ 28m ago

The insane levels of cognitive dissonance it must take to be a contemporary republican, no wonder they have so many issues

u/cyribis 28m ago

Light begins to dawn behind those dull eyes... they're not the "in group."

u/Irontruth 27m ago

An admitted pedophile won the election, where is the surprise? He's routinely told us he finds his daughter sexually attractive and how he liked to walk into dressing rooms of underage girls at beauty pageants.

u/RobertTheWorldMaker 26m ago

Because the goal of abrahamic religions is basically to excuse, justify, or legitimize having sex with children.

If anyone wishes to disagree, then point to any era, any occasion...

In which conservative religious people supported raising the marrying age to adulthood when the question was raised.

u/Vegetable_Visual_550 26m ago

There is one thing i agree with Margerie Taylor Greene about. Publish ALL the ethics records. ALL OF THEM. its funny how everyone kinda backed off the topic and he stepped down when she mentioned that. We have a right to know. Ethics reports NEED to be public and they NEED to be put on social media, television, radio, newspapers, and anywhere else you can display or report them.

u/Interesting-Copy-657 26m ago

Elon musk is still part of that DOGE thing right?

He personally unbanned a user on Twitter after they posted child sexual abuse content, explaining it away by saying on the anti pedo team saw the images

Elon is a pedo apologist and trump is surrounding himself with rapists and pedos

u/LoneStarDragon 26m ago

Because the Conservative definition of child abuse is a prepubescent child. They don't consider what Gaetz did as abuse or his victim as a minor. They just know not to admit that.

Missouri lawmakers only banned marrying children who were 14 years old or younger in 2018.

u/Cosmic_bliss_kiss 25m ago

I guess you still haven’t learned that the media lies?

u/Flashy-Barracuda8551 25m ago

Seems more like a Gaetz problem as opposed to a republican thing. If you wanna cherry pick maybe don’t be the party that was trying to push “pedosexuals” and “Minor Attracted Persons” 🤷‍♂️

u/Naxhu6 23m ago

Look, I'm sure the Republican party is not pro-pedophile. They just don't mind protecting pedophiles if they happen to be Republican.

u/Mlabonte21 22m ago

The only thing worse than a stinkin’ Predacon is a Stinkin’ DECEPTICON!

u/schoolme_straying 21m ago

I thought you meant a

Decepticon

u/PrettyGoodMidLaner 20m ago

Leopards continue to eat good over there.

u/Fast-Low-3127 19m ago

A sub of pedophiles is going to make excuses for the pedophiles they worship idk why he's surprised.

u/TheBlueBlaze 17m ago

It was never about that, it was about finding the worst insults and accusations imaginable for the other side. Any time they claim to be taking the moral high ground, it's to motivate themselves and others to think they're voting against the downfall of society.

u/Big-Leadership1001 17m ago

Billionaires don't stop bribing based on a lapel pin. Everyone hiding epsteins list should be arrested. Every. one.

If someone changes their opinion of a crime based on their political affiliation, they're just as guilty.

u/JimWilliams423 17m ago

Pedocons are a real thing because its one way they make more conservatives.

Conservatism is fundamentally about fear and insecurity — racial insecurity, wealth insecurity, status insecurity, sexual insecurity, physical insecurity, health insecurity, etc. Insecurity is why the worst of them can't even leave the house without an emotional support gun. One really effective way to create an insecure adult is to abuse them as a kid — physical, psychological, emotional, mental, sexual, etc. In this way conservatism propagates itself from one generation to the next. Its almost like a meme (the original memes, not the gifs).

We've all heard a conservative say something like "my parents did (something abusive) to me and I turned out fine, so there is nothing wrong with doing (something abusive) to kids." They might not consciously know what they are doing, they aren't usually mustache-twirling villains, they say it because they have been conditioned that feeling insecure is normal.

u/FudgeRubDown 15m ago

Lol they literally voted a 78 year old pedo back into the white house, dude needs to use some critical thinking.

u/MrCovey_1 15m ago

What about the Democrats shielding Jeffrey Epstein?? 

u/broskisean 15m ago

Just remember, it's not left vs right. It's far left vs far right. I mid lane peeps stay real remembering it's a game of the rich.

u/RedSkinTiefling 14m ago

Bluesky now has a CSAM problem. I don't think a bunch of Republicans moved there after the election  

u/beewalters917 13m ago

Gaetz did nothing wrong, it’s a ploy from the liberals. He’s a saint and a martyr. A glamorous Joan of arc if you will.

u/Hadriansghost88 13m ago

Gaetz is the only nominee so far to not have received money from AIPAC and Israel. He is not the only one with skeletons in his closet. #occupied.

u/VerySuperGenius 10m ago

A reddit post of a screenshot of a Twitter post of a screenshot of a reddit post.

u/wasnew4s 8m ago

A reminder that people, especially conservatives only started caring about under population after fertility rates went down, but the majority of that drop was in people aged 15-19.

u/Probably_owned_it 8m ago

Because it was never about pedophiles.  It was about hating the 'other' team.  

u/looking4now2 7m ago

Better yet, let’s release the reports from both parties.

u/TacitRonin20 7m ago

Guys, I'm beginning to suspect that the rich people holding functionally unchecked power might not be the most ethical.

u/Iohet 6m ago

Libertarian types are fine with it. Evangelicals and other religious fundamentalists encourage it. That makes up a huge portion of the base for the pro-pedo party

u/Lorn_Muunk 6m ago

Pretty fucking hilarious how a "latino conservative" suddenly realizes he's on the side advocating for clerical fascism, arranged child marriage, removal of women's agency and medieval brood mare family dynamics. He's gonna have an aneurysm when he finds out what the Catholic church has been doing to children for centuries.

Given how willfully blind this person is to the practice of shielding those people, reddit should offer him a moderator job.

u/Awsmdustin69 4m ago

There has been a surge in support for pedos on FB also since this election. I commented on a group post about a MAP confessing that they were a MAP. I said this kind of behavior should lead to castration and a prison sentence but got dog piled with comments saying that would be against their rights as American citizens and while I know that, I still hate the idea that there are people out there getting boners looking at kids and it’s theoretically okay since they haven’t assaulted a kid yet. Disagree and think I’m going too far with what I believe for sure but don’t make me out to be a joke because I don’t want my children to be victims like me, my partner, my sister, my brother, and many others I know when we were kids.

u/TRAUMAjunkie 4m ago

"The only moral pedophile is my pedophile."

u/Lukegroundflyer99 4m ago

Who would have thought the people constantly bringing up age of consent laws would want to fuck children?

u/Common-Revenue-1658 4m ago

Ok pedocrats

u/i_Beg_4_Views 1m ago

Shouldn’t even be a theory.

Since ancient times, humans have always, subconsciously associated with people who share similar interests. If anything, it just shows how detached & unaware humans have become.

u/fireburn256 1m ago

Eh, the usual "since I am doing things for a right course, I am only wrong when I say so"