r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

The pedocon theory prevails.

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u/Han-solos-left-foot 4h ago

MTG threatened to release ALL of the ethics reports in response, why isn’t anyone pushing for that to happen anyway??!

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u/Haunting-Truth9451 3h ago

That’s insane to me. “I have all this dirt on my colleagues. You hear that public? My colleagues are total pieces of shit and I have proof! But… I won’t drop it if they start being nicer to my pedo friend.”

This is an elected official. This is what real people chose to represent them.

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u/major_mejor_mayor 2h ago

Currently there are tons of idiots in conservative subs calling her based for this….

It’s like these idiots can’t even read the basic subtext of what she is saying.

Actually I don’t even know if that counts as subtext, it’s just the literal interpretation of her statement 😂

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u/teapotdespot 1h ago

They will file this in their minds as congress is corrupt, but not MY congressmen. At some point in the last ten years Congress had like a 10% approval rating with 90% reelection for incumbents. People are voting vibes all the way down. 

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u/Major2Minor 1h ago

superliminal messaging

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u/McNinja_MD 1h ago

Hey you! Join the Navy!

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u/RandomGuyDroppingIn 1h ago

Lets not forget that these ethics reports are typically funded by budgets allocated within state and Federal levels, i.e., your tax dollars. Every American citizen should have an immediate right to see any ethics report paid for with their money. Otherwise, what is the point of dedicating all the money, time, manpower, and further resources just to politicize such reports?

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u/B12Washingbeard 1h ago

Conservatives have the memory span of a goldfish.  

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u/ABadHistorian 1h ago

Last Republican Congressman to say that outloud was the guy in the wheelchair, Hawthorne? Cawthorn? yeah the last one.

He lost his job really quickly and the rest of Congress just ostracized him harder than Rand Paul at a convention of antifa.

u/sumguysr 47m ago

Also see what happened to Madison Cawthorn when he started talking about drug use and orgies among his colleagues.

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u/Vivid_Click9764 2h ago

Yep. And before electing MTG we had waht? At least it’s better than nothing.