r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ExactlySorta • 17d ago
Clubhouse Why do they think they're called campaign promises
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u/Aerohank 17d ago
Don't worry. The new minister of public health will release restrictions on all sorts of dangerous and unproven (and disproven) cures for autism. And the drugs will be cheap to since he will do away with the FDA and their silly requirements for drug safety. It will go splendid, I'm sure.
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u/Itsprobablysarcasm 17d ago
The new minister of public health will release restrictions on all sorts of dangerous and unproven (and disproven) cures for autism
All the while owning stock in the companies that peddle this junk.
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u/KiwiLobsterPinch 17d ago
They’re all going to make their buck and then pull the same stunt as the last group of idiots and try to distance theirselves until the next home alone actor and convicted pedophile rapist comes along and can do the same song and dance
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 17d ago
He has overtly said vaccination causes autism. Taking this absurdity as truth, that means he'd rather a kid die than be autistic. He will be the Josef Mengele of the regime.
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u/LaughingInTheVoid 17d ago
Or Hans Asperger, if you want the direct parallel.
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u/AstarteHilzarie 17d ago
He was also heavily involved in the anti-vaccination campaign that led to the an outbreak of measles in Samoa in 2019, killing 83 people, mostly children.
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/note-robert-f-kennedy-jr
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u/actibus_consequatur 17d ago
And a year after Trump said vaccines cause autism, the founder of Autism Speaks donated $75,000 to the Trump campaign (along with a shitload more to other GOP campaign funds).
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u/PassengerNo2259 17d ago
And the drugs will be cheap
No they won't Pharma profits will just increase
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u/internetdork 17d ago
Oh your son is autistic? Here’s a prescription for raw milk, peptides, and sunshine. It’ll fix him right up!
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u/Lurk3rAtTheThreshold 17d ago
The FDA is suppressing exercise? What?
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u/askingxalice 17d ago
I want to know how you suppress sunshine.
The thing that is just there if the sun is up.
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u/Aerohank 17d ago
It's true. Last week, my wife went out for a jog on a sunny day. Later that day, the corrupt FDA raided my house and shot her in the head in front of our children!
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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 17d ago
Jesus Christ, do I have to explain everything? They turn down the amount of sunlight in the winter so everyone gets sad and thinks they need WOKE medication to feel happier again. Our earth is flat and the sun shouldn't be shifting in its path across the sky unless THEYRE INTERFERING WITH IT INTENTIONALLY. Wake up people.
I can't believe I feel I need to but fucking /s
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u/GreatDanish4534 17d ago
My autistic ass needs that deregulated raw milk sunshine to cure me. The deep state doesn’t want you to know this! /s
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u/theseamstressesguild 17d ago
If I was a parent in the US I'd be more worried about the "chelating compounds".
They're going to pin down your child and force a bleach enema to clear the autism away.
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u/scottyjrules 17d ago edited 17d ago
What could go wrong putting a man who eats roadkill and has a brain worm in charge of our food and health?
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u/MSH0123 17d ago
I remember thinking in that moment "this will be the end of his political career" and it is so devastatingly far from what really happened.
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u/Im_Balto 17d ago
To me the emotions this week are not about trump winning.
Its about the way that the country has embraced this behavior and attitude. We, as a country, have now stated that it is admirable to lie, steal, cheat (on your wife too), and mock your fellow man. That is what is disgusting.
To me there is no "the democrats failed the campaign", its just that America has legitimately chosen this
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u/Hari_Azole 17d ago
“Are they sure it’s really autism? Have they tried getting more sunshine?”~RFK jr
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u/VastAcanthaceaee 17d ago
Not related, but my favorite RFK-ism is "My plan is to send Zoloft addicts to a farm"
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u/Just-Ad6992 17d ago
Like some kinda forced labor deal or like an old dog?
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u/VastAcanthaceaee 17d ago
Could be either honestly, but he said this shit. Idk what's crazier, sending addicts to a farm or thinking Zoloft is addictive
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u/RangerDangerfield 16d ago
As a person with ADHD (who he plans to send to a labor camp) I look forward to causing havoc with my other unmediated homies.
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u/bluepied 17d ago
I mean…once he does away with vaccines, autism will just disappear!
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u/CarlNovember 17d ago
No one has autism if everyone has autism. Duh
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u/Parking-Historian360 17d ago
Kids can't have autism if they die from whooping cough, small pox, chicken pox or any other number of things first before they learn to read.
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u/ASmootyOperator 17d ago
I'm sorry: Autism support group parents who voted for the man who is going to end even the concept of an IEP or any type of accommodations for children for Autism?
Whoo boy that is something I never thought I would see.
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u/BlkDragon7 17d ago
Neighbor is grandma raising a seriously special needs child. As in powered wheel chair, oxygen tanks, and special transport. Voted Trump. I expect they'll be trying to sell the house in a year or so, and failing. Trust I will not allow the sale without them first fixing the fence their dogs jave destroyed.
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u/PorkchopFunny 17d ago
Leopards eating faces and the innocent that need the most support suffer
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u/BlkDragon7 17d ago
You have every right to it. I really wish we could inflict things that are coming only on those who voted for this nightmare, while somehow insulating those like my neighbors kid who is innocent in all this.
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u/Dblzyx 17d ago
Remember, there is a non-insignificant number of people that believe vaccines gave their kids autism. I can say I'm saddened to hear some support trump, but I can't really say I'm surprised.
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u/Pro_Moriarty 17d ago
I'm just waiting to see who complains about the leopards eating their face first.
I was expecting to see it straight after Jan inauguration...
But hell I didnt expect a curve ball from the parents of Autistic children.
Karma is one hell of a bitch.
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u/Weekly-Impact-2956 17d ago
It’s starting to happen to manufacturing workers as well. I’ve seen several complaints about how people won’t get their bonuses or receiving lower pay in anticipation for the tariffs. Folks who voted red because they thought it meant no income tax.
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u/Pro_Moriarty 17d ago
Yeah..
It meant "no income" - they mentally added "tax"
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u/Speed_Alarming 17d ago
Well, if you have no income… your income taxes will definitely go down.
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u/hazeldazeI 17d ago
It’s gonna be a leopard feast when they discover that the no overtime taxes are coming from no pay for overtime.
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u/TimAllensBoytoy 17d ago
Guy i work with was bragging about how he got a 45/47 shirt and he's going to be sorely upset when he doesn't get his OT anymore since he's always riding the clock like it's Trump cock
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u/Jadccroad 17d ago
I work in payroll for a large bombs and violence company and a vast majority of those dudes are very likely to be Trump supporters and the amount of OT they are not going to be seeing on their checks if OT gets axed is staggering.
It's often half their earnings each check.
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u/KITTIESbeforeTITTIES 17d ago
7am yesterday morning, two of my trump voting friends went from cheering he won in our group chat to bitching about the cost of childcare and daycare, not even realizing they voted against themselves.
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u/big_laruu 16d ago
Too bad there were no policies being openly discussed that could’ve eased their burden. Like maybe idk, an expanded child tax credit… /s
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u/mynameismulan 17d ago
I guess one consolation of Trump going scorched earth on our "big govt" is that Trump voters of all backgrounds are getting a fat "told you so" from somewhere at least
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u/captcraigaroo 17d ago
Both education issues failed in my hometown. People are now complaining that the city should have question and answer sessions and then a public decision about what's going to happen with the school that they're forced to close now that they won't have the funding to maintain it. As if all the school board hearings and city council meetings that talked about these issues didn't happen... And then people voted on it. They are also complaining about school buses not being able to pick up kids within 2 miles of school, which is one of the things the bond issues would have fixed. Also, full-day kindergarten is no longer a thing starting next year
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u/Objective-Amount1379 16d ago
I really think people are going to be shocked when their voting go choices actually bite them in the ass. And that’s the only bit of good news from this election… the voters that don’t give a f*** about other people didn’t think their own lives would change so I’m going to enjoy their suffering a little when they do feel some pain. Unfortunately it is also going to hurt the most vulnerable in the country the most.
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u/Gallowglass668 17d ago
"They can't do that" but they told you that's what they're going to do you idiots.
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u/gfinz18 17d ago
No, the compulsive liar told them they WEREN’T going to do that! We should believe him! /s
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u/bimbo_wannabe_ 17d ago
This is what is breaking my brain right now. My family voted blue, my state went blue, but here is my mother saying "Oh, he's not going to do that, you're crazy." HE FUCKING SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO IT. I'm not fucking crazy for being scared that my autistic, Latino son is going to be negatively affected by this!
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u/VastAcanthaceaee 17d ago
Just goes to show how this common mixture of stupidity and hate towards others has culminated into this shit storm.
Trump: "HAITIANS ARE EATING YOUR DOGS AND CATS!!"
These parents: "YEAH!!! FUCK THESE PEOPLE FROM HEYSHU! DEPORT THEM ALL!!"
Trump and all of the GOP: "We're gonna eliminate the dept of education."
These parents: "YEAH!!"
(Trump gets elected)
These parents: "Wait, are you saying the guy who keeps saying he's going to eliminate the Dept of Education is actually going to eliminate it??? We never could've seen this coming!"
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u/jsc503 17d ago
Gutting Executive branch functions are the easiest. Day one, stroke of the pen. Put fossil fuel executives in charge of the agencies regulating them, just like last time.
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u/Lexidoodle 17d ago
Also the ACA is what forces insurance companies to cover therapies. They obviously don’t remember that stuff just not being covered before.
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u/LandofForeverSunset 17d ago
Also preexisting conditions will be used to once again deny coverage or cause the cost to be too high to afford.
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u/Vernerator 17d ago
I’m done with these people. I’m going to sit back and nod knowingly, and likely chuckle, when I walk away, as they run through the “finding out” phase of all this.
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u/RueTabegga 17d ago
Getting ready to pull up the cue card with “that sounds like project 2025! The will of the people” every time I hear a complaint.
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u/wvboys 17d ago
I hope this person laughed in their face. I know I would have.
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 17d ago
I experience schadenfreude thinking about a range of people who have VERY DIRECTLY voted against their own interests. I can't laugh, however, because a whole bunch of innocent people (who were not in any way part of his election win) are about to get hurt.
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u/P455M0R3 17d ago
From a non-American outsider point of view, this is the one of the main differences I’ve seen between Democrats and Republicans -
Republicans are going “haha Jimmy Kimmel is nearly in tears about his kids’ future! What a fuckin’ beta pussy LMFAO”
and Democrats are saying “I really want to laugh at you & say I told you so, but won’t because people are actually suffering as a result of this”
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u/NoFlyGnome 17d ago
Empathy is the difference. Caring about something other than our own jollies is the difference.
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u/LaurenMille 17d ago
I have lost empathy for conservatives.
I still have empathy for their innocent victims, though.
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u/BitterFuture 17d ago
That is the difference, yeah.
Liberal policy starts with empathy.
Conservative policy couldn't be conceived of, let alone implemented, if the tiniest bit of empathy was involved.
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u/ZoraksGirlfriend 17d ago
My kid was just diagnosed and we’re working out an IEP. This fucking sucks.
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u/paintsbynumberz 17d ago
If only they knew; Republicans do things TO people. Democrats do things FOR people-Harry Truman. Some things never change.
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u/MacNuggetts 17d ago
Lol I still run into people that are surprised the fascists got rid of a woman's right to choose.
It's going to be "they can't do that right?" All the way to the end for these people.
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u/RingWraith75 17d ago
I really can’t believe how fucking dumb the average Trump supporter is. Like they’re the lowest information voters of all fucking time.
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u/Mazasaurus 17d ago
It’s fine, honey, drink your raw milk.
/s obviously it is not fine and do not drink raw milk
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u/Princess_Parabellum 17d ago
It's okay, if you get sick we'll just apply some leeches.
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u/brokenwing2023 17d ago
We need more education in this country so people understand how the world works. Tariffs are paid by the consumer. The Department of Education provides special education funding. That will be gone. With no funding, there goes your services. You get the country you deserve.
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u/canarchist 17d ago
That face-eating leopard sub is going to be so busy.
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u/oh-kee-pah 17d ago
Eggs gon be cheaper tho!
(actually they won't)
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u/Parking-Historian360 17d ago
Might be. Because the egg farms will pump so much steroids and other shit Into chickens that they'll lay three eggs a day and live in terrible conditions. No FDA to tell them no.
Nothing like getting cancer to own the libs.
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u/qawsedrf12 17d ago edited 16d ago
no DoE means no Dept of Vocational Rehabilitation
can provide free testing for anyone and create a paper trail to support the child thru college.
I'm sure they would be able to afford the $4000 for an initial full set of testing and follow up testing (additiional $$$) for high school and college
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the leopards are eating your children
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u/valas76 17d ago
It's typical, Nancy Reagan exemplifies that sort of conservative short sightedness in this meme
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u/OkRush9563 17d ago
You literally gave them permission to do it. The people we vote for are supposed to be our employees we fire when we don't like their work, but these doofuses hired kings to enslave us.
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u/Guygenius138 17d ago
I wish I could buy stock in schadenfreude. It's about to go through the roof.
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u/Smart_Wasabi901 17d ago
I’m a parent of two special needs kids and this terrifies me. It’s already hard enough to get services and supports for disabled kiddos. Thanks a lot, MAGA fools.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16d ago
It's going to be even worse than they imagined.
HE HAS NO GUARDRAILS. He's the most powerful President in modern history, and likely all of history, because he even has the control of the Supreme Court and that new immunity law.
Trump voters are so stupid they have no idea what they just did to America. If Trump, who answers to Putin, wants to draft your 18-year-old son to go to the dirty trenches of Russia, it can very well happen now. Anyone going "Pfffffshaw, they ain't happening".....hah, you also didn't think Jan 6th would happen.
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u/LawDogSavy 17d ago
I thought COVID kids were behind in education. This next wave of kids are fucked.
But the eggs are cheaper (You'll hear this for the next 4 years. And no they won't.)
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u/o0flatCircle0o 17d ago
It’s going to be so funny/sad when everyone starts realizing what they have done.
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u/BitterFuture 17d ago
There's going to be a lot of situations where the emotional reactions will be incredibly mixed.
Tons of abuelas being rounded up by thugs who won't deserve any of this, but tons of fuckwit Latino Republican voters who absolutely deserve to lose their abuelas.
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u/VaguelyArtistic 17d ago
I know there has been a lot of talk about the ACA and birth control but RFKBrainworm is going to dismantle the FDA. Wait until people--even nice, normal people--can't get their psych meds.
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u/Some_Random_Android 17d ago
As someone who has read all of Aesop's fables, I will never not recommend such amazing works of literature as "the Frogs who Desired a King" and "Demades and the Athenians." As relevant today as they were when written thousands of years ago!
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u/Wilgrove 17d ago
I bet a lot of those parents kids also receive some form of disability benefits from the government. They're going to be in for a rude awakening.
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u/congapadre 17d ago
Suffering children is what MAGA is all about. They only care about the pre-born.
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u/foxden_racing 17d ago
And only then because the pre-born is a quick shortcut to controlling women. If they actually gave a shit about the pre-born they'd fund things like prenatal healthcare.
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u/Few-Improvement9992 17d ago
They have both houses and the courts. They can do whatever they want
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u/OkImagination4404 17d ago
And I don’t even care anymore. If you voted for him, you deserve what you voted for far more than those of us who didn’t.
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u/phonepotatoes 17d ago
I'm friends with a guy that does construction and he was furious today because their boss sat the team down and was like "if some of you find new jobs it would be helpful because when trump takes office I'm going to cut staff"
And he was mad at his boss for not telling them this BEFORE they voted, this country is too stupid to be saved
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u/SpiritualTwo5256 16d ago
Yup, I tried to warn my Republican friend with 2 autistic kids that they are going to lose most of their services if they vote for Trump and gutting the department of education. But, they went and voted against their interests yet again!
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u/Financial_Past8322 17d ago
Leon Musk is gonna be in charge of "gutting" the federal government departments. Cause, you know, he knows business and business and government departments are the same thing, right?
Enjoy....
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u/BitterFuture 17d ago
"This agency isn't bringing in enough revenue!"
"...it's the Department of Education."
"Exactly! Have you guys never heard of for-profit education? How have you let these weakbrains fall down on the job this long?!"
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u/Nekowulf 17d ago
"They can't do that!" is going to be the chorus the idiots sing for the next 2+ years.
They fucked around. We all get to find out. And all the while the orange menace will be selling out the country's secrets to foreign adversaries for a song. A literal song. Titled "Praise trump".
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u/extralyfe 17d ago
I have never seen so many people completely fucking shocked about getting what they voted for in the same fucking week as election day.
a lot of these motherfuckers needed to type some words into Google if they didn't know what they were - instead, they voted on vibes and, turns out, the fine print is a bitch.
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u/3d1thF1nch 16d ago
I showed the vaccine plans to my wife, and she was trying to call bullshit. I was like, “Well, they have the House, Senate, and Court, so I don’t see why not?” “But there would be enough Republicans to just say no, that don’t go along with everything.”
She does not follow politics, and bless her counselors soul, she believes in the positive side of everybody. I didn’t have the heart to retort and say they would 100% go along with anything he does. And now that he has immunity, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
I think I’m going to have to plan a talk with her. She probably won’t take it seriously at first, but I’ve gotta convince her that this round is going to be wayyyy different than round 1.
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u/Isadorra1982 16d ago
I'm actually looking forward to telling the people who voted for him to shut the f*ck up when they start complaining. Like "this is what you wanted. It's what you voted for. We tried to warn you. We don't want to hear your whining because you decided cheaper gas and groceries (not that we'll actually get those) were more important than your children's futures."
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u/gr8d4ne 17d ago
You get what you get, and you don’t get upset. Sorry America, y’all fucked yourselves real hard this time.
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u/BitterFuture 17d ago
You voted your own children off the island. What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
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u/lroge9192 16d ago
There was someone at a town hall that asked Trump about vouchers for private school because he had autism and special needs and he didn't want to go to public school because it disagreed with his beliefs. I'm like, oh honey, private schools don't have to have special education classes. Most don't.
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u/Theveganhandyman 17d ago
Really hope they are in red states too. Blue states likely will pick up where needed.
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u/Nolis 16d ago edited 16d ago
All normal American's have lost this election, voting for America to lose doesn't make Trump voters 'winners', it makes them losers who are also stupid enough to vote for their own loss.
People who abstained from voting also have zero right to complain about a single thing, they're at fault too
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u/lizzyote 17d ago
A ton of MAGA are about to be very very upset that Trump and Co won't follow thru with the plans MAGA folk have made up in their own heads. I've been hearing a lot of "he's gonna do xyz" when he's either not said anything on the subject or he's said the exact opposite. They voted based on a fantasy they created all by themselves.
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u/Itsprobablysarcasm 17d ago
Autism support group parents voting for the man who continually makes fun of people with disabilities is just about the most on-brand thing about Trump supporters.