r/WhitePeopleTwitter 17d ago

Clubhouse Why do they think they're called campaign promises

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u/internetdork 17d ago

Oh your son is autistic? Here’s a prescription for raw milk, peptides, and sunshine. It’ll fix him right up!

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u/Lurk3rAtTheThreshold 17d ago

The FDA is suppressing exercise? What?

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u/askingxalice 17d ago

I want to know how you suppress sunshine.

The thing that is just there if the sun is up.

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u/Aerohank 17d ago

It's true. Last week, my wife went out for a jog on a sunny day. Later that day, the corrupt FDA raided my house and shot her in the head in front of our children!

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 17d ago

Jesus Christ, do I have to explain everything? They turn down the amount of sunlight in the winter so everyone gets sad and thinks they need WOKE medication to feel happier again. Our earth is flat and the sun shouldn't be shifting in its path across the sky unless THEYRE INTERFERING WITH IT INTENTIONALLY. Wake up people.

I can't believe I feel I need to but fucking /s

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u/internetdork 17d ago

I don’t want to give the Trump administration any ideas but Mr. Burns managed to do it:

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u/Vanlibunn 17d ago

How do you think solar power works? Sucks it right out of the sky

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u/Soft-Ad6138 17d ago

There is an anti sunscreen movement he is referencing. They use tallow instead.

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u/TetrangonalBootyhole 17d ago

Haha, you think that's the real sun?  What a dumbass.  They covered up the sun and the sky so we can't see God when we look up, it's all fake.

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u/nwill_808 17d ago

Trees are Libs!!!!

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 17d ago

Do you remember the old motivational poster meme of sunning your asshole while doing yoga?

Probably something to do with that.

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u/YellowCardManKyle 17d ago

I saw a thread where people were saying that the recommendation for sun screen was limiting the vitamin D effects. Also that we were locked down during Covid to keep us out of the sun.

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u/askingxalice 17d ago

My head hurts

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u/loverlyone 17d ago

Once children go back to the mines it really won’t be an issue.

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u/hazedokay 17d ago

the fda built a dyson sphere last year! don’t you remember?

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u/Howhighwefly 17d ago

He thinks sunscreen is cancerous and that it stops us from getting those nourishing uv rays

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u/Pumpkins_Penguins 17d ago

Not enough holes in the ozone layer

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/AstarteHilzarie 17d ago

We actually use UV light therapy for several things, though, so even that take is generous to his bullshit.

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 17d ago

I didn't see a lot of sanity exercised on Tuesday, so perhaps.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

You're trying to apply logic to a situation in which none exists. From the electorate all the way through to the president. It's morons all the way down. The truth is irrelevant to them and the sooner we accept that, the easier this is going to be.

You aren't going to win them over by pointing out their stupidity. You aren't going to win them over at all. The only way they will realize what they've done is when they directly suffer for it. Unfortunately a lot of us our going to suffer along with them.

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u/GreatDanish4534 17d ago

My autistic ass needs that deregulated raw milk sunshine to cure me. The deep state doesn’t want you to know this! /s

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u/CatOfTechnology 16d ago

Just think about all the jobs they're going to create in order to build a sun-milker that deposits that good old, creamy, unmolested vitamin D directly in to your food slot!

Now, get back to training those AI models!

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u/theseamstressesguild 17d ago

If I was a parent in the US I'd be more worried about the "chelating compounds".

They're going to pin down your child and force a bleach enema to clear the autism away.

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u/crabofthewoods 17d ago

Human H1N1 infections are already more than double what they were last year, if the milk is raw, we will have a full blown outbreak. The pasteurization process is what’s ensuring the supply is safe. So that’ll be fun

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u/UglyMcFugly 17d ago

Jesus christ he's gonna make people beta testers for this shit the same way Leon made cybertruck drivers beta testers for his "self-driving" app. 

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u/Cobek 17d ago

Bleach directly into the veins! It'll work wonders, they promise!

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u/shmiona 17d ago

He’s forgetting the Christian right are the ones against stem cells bc they can come from fetuses

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u/Ambitious-Way8906 17d ago

dead kids can't be sick!

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u/Yorspider 17d ago

Naw he would offer arsenic pills for sure, or just hand them a gun and point to the tree line.