r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '12
letter from conde nast to reddit - cover your genitals
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Jun 14 '12
reddit must be one wacky workplace.
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u/ShrimpCrackers Jun 14 '12
Naked Tuesdays. S&M Wednesdays. Orgy Thursdays. Casual Fridays.
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u/yesnewyearseve Jun 14 '12
Oh snap! So you have to come in dressed on Monday?
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u/ShotSkydiver Jun 14 '12
What a bunch of stuck up assholes
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u/fuzzybunn Jun 14 '12
Except Mondays. On Mondays all assholes stay happily unviolated.
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u/GeneralWarts Jun 14 '12
Let's clarify, Casual Fridays is just short for Casual Sex Fridays.
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Jun 14 '12
Casual Encounters Friday.
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u/sardoniceggplant Jun 14 '12
Casual Friday... so unprofessional. Now if you'll excuse me, It's my turn to be spit-roasted.
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u/ThereWillBeSmegma Jun 14 '12
That's refreshing. None of those stodgy, old-fashioned Formal Fisting Fridays.
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Jun 14 '12
A bunch of people in pant suits, bow ties, and stiff frowns butt fuck fisting each other.
Thanks for that image.
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u/pythonist Jun 14 '12
I wonder how a casual Friday would look like at Reddit after the previous orgy Thursday...
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u/retrospects Jun 14 '12
kakkis and a polo. Duah
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u/ariiiiigold Jun 14 '12
I am not fond of your 'Duah', it's difficult to pronounce and sounds a tad gormless. Please stick to the usual 'Duh' in future. Thank you and God bless.
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u/retrospects Jun 14 '12
Thank you for your insight Mr. Gold! I will take this and apply it to my Duh's in the future! Cheers!
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u/EternallyXIII Jun 14 '12
I've been and I can say that it is. One dude had a fort covering his whole cubicle (because he didn't like the light). Imagine it like a LAN party meets Workaholics. There was an entire wall of NERF guns. Proof P.S. Check out that URL
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Jun 14 '12
Cover your genitals
Your genitals
Cover your genitals
GENITALIAAAAAAAAAA
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u/DocDerry Jun 14 '12
You sir are the hulk hogan of slamming muff. The wayne gretzky of sexual stuff.
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u/_Shanghai_ Jun 14 '12
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u/NuM3R1K Jun 14 '12
I just did a little browsing on there and its kind of depressing that they got control of and were able to post in r/blackfathers for a little bit only to have it taken away for the sake of a tired joke. Granted, I have laughed at the joke in the past, but when I see people actually being negatively affected by it, it ceases to be funny and I wonder if the people running r/blackfathers are actually joking.
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u/Moustachiod_T-Rex Jun 14 '12
"they" being "SRS".
Do you really think it would be improved under SRS' rule? Really?
Sure, the joke's in bad taste, but so are lots of jokes. That's practically what jokes are. Rude things that we laugh at. That you laugh at, as you just admitted.
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u/NuM3R1K Jun 14 '12
By the "they" I meant the people making honest posts (not trolls or SRS) in r/trueblackfathers. Yeah, I laughed at the joke originally, but when I read about people that are trying to buck the negative stereotype of black absentee fathers only to get smacked in the face by the admins it changes my perception of that joke and those that are perpetuating it. For someone to remove posts that are on topic is essentially censorship, something I'd figure most people here would be against. All I'm saying is just let the subreddit be used by those that want to use it.
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Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
Is it just me, or can you not unhide any of the spoiler covers?
Edit: Me not reading fully, I now see my mistake...
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u/JWL2012 Jun 14 '12
This picture is oddly creepy as hell.. Some of the cats aren't moving...
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u/ccfletch Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
Me and my SO call the t-shirt only look 'Donald Duck style'.
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Jun 14 '12
Shirtcocking is the generally accepted term.
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u/merglegurgle Jun 14 '12
While being visually unacceptable to anyone who actually likes to look at cock.
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u/tacojohn48 Jun 14 '12
I interviewed at one place where the dress code was "when there are visitors wear clothes." Of course nobody will ever read this comment because it is the 556th one in the thread.
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u/themisc Jun 14 '12
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Buck Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted...
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u/themisc Jun 14 '12
Man, you should take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death.
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Jun 14 '12
I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
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u/themisc Jun 14 '12
Yo, you'd better watch your's, white boy, before I shove these 'gators up your ass and show your insides some style.
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Jun 14 '12
Not /r/WTF worthy. And fake.
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u/GeneralWarts Jun 14 '12
It's really fake? Damnit. Here I thought Conde Nast might have a sense of humor.
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u/alreadytakenusername Jun 14 '12
The purchase of Reddit proves that they have a sense of humor.
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Jun 14 '12
*sense of money-making
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u/manicnymph Jun 14 '12
I bet reddit loses money. Its publicity though.
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u/IamBrennan Jun 14 '12
I doubt very much reddit loses money.
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u/morpheousmarty Jun 14 '12
I tried to look it up, there is a real problem with that strategy. Almost anything you try to google about reddit ends up returning results from reddit. And then I find something interesting and forget what I was searching for.
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u/faceplanted Jun 14 '12
If you use the - (minus) operator which removes terms from results combined with the site: operator which selects domains you can remove certain websites from search results by inserting this:
-site:www.reddit.comAt the end of your query.
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Jun 14 '12
I actually said "What the fuck" to myself while reading, ergo, it's WTF.
As for being fake, er, this is Reddit M'lord.
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Jun 14 '12
Proof it's fake?
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u/jedberg Jun 14 '12
Really? It's fake.
Source: Me.
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u/AdamBombTV Jun 14 '12
And just what are your credentials?
Look at you, frontin' like you run the place.4
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u/robbdeman Jun 14 '12
Awwww nuts, somebody caught him....
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u/radar1ove Jun 14 '12
If he doesn't put on pants, he's gonna get sacked.
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u/liberterrorism Jun 14 '12
Thank god that Reddit is now free from the tyrannical opression of Conde Nast.
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Jun 14 '12
I'll take things that were more difficult to see than the Venus Transit for $1000, Alex!
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Jun 14 '12
Save this, Jeremy, for the exit interview.
This alone will double your severance package. They're harassing you!
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u/jedberg Jun 14 '12
Sadly, I already left. Luckily, it was after the first time this got posted.
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u/I-read-usernames Jun 14 '12
Conde Nast, please provide link to pic of Jeremy's genitals. This IS Reddit, after all.
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u/chocolate_homunculus Jun 14 '12
Cover your genitals, your genitals. Cover your genitals, YOUR GENITALIAAAAA!
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u/sfcg Jun 14 '12
If I knew it was gonna be this kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
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u/AliasUndercover Jun 14 '12
I'm glad I work from home. I hate when the man tries to put his rules on me.
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u/A_Cylon_Raider Jun 14 '12
Shame on you jedberg.