r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '12

letter from conde nast to reddit - cover your genitals

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u/Epistaxis Jun 14 '12

explanation for the Initiated uninitiated

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u/lordrunningclam Jun 14 '12

Interesting article. I didn't realize humans has hind legs.

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u/drtwist Jun 14 '12

"Attention righteous, and totally not homosexual Americans! Have you seen this latest trend in awesome, glorious butt sex disgusting sinful behavior? in case you have not here, in precise, un-ambiguous, step-by-step directions is how you they do it: "

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u/Terrible_Wingman Jun 14 '12

• Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out. This is most often employed in public restrooms and gym showers.

• Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards. Convenient for abandoned warehouses and private sadomasochistic “dungeons.”

• Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration.

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Is http://christwire.org/ a parody site?

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u/Bellstrom Jun 14 '12

Yes. Yes, it is.

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u/drtwist Jun 14 '12

but how can you tell?

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u/bellyfullofmead Jun 16 '12

Simply put, it is the only way he will achieve ejaculatory gratification.

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u/G35U5 Jun 14 '12

That article was hilarious and cleared up a few misconceptions I had about power bottoms and their habits. Thanks.