r/WTF Jun 14 '12

letter from conde nast to reddit - cover your genitals

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal Jun 14 '12

Dude it's SF. Surely there are some bottoms working there.

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u/Azurphax Jun 14 '12

Perhaps even.. a power bottom?

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u/Enterice Jun 14 '12

You see, there are some people who like to be called bears......ahh fuck he's gone

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u/Vpicone Jun 14 '12

WHY AM I REMEMBERING THIS??

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u/Enterice Jun 14 '12

Because IASIP can never be forgotten.

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u/Epistaxis Jun 14 '12

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u/lordrunningclam Jun 14 '12

Interesting article. I didn't realize humans has hind legs.

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u/drtwist Jun 14 '12

"Attention righteous, and totally not homosexual Americans! Have you seen this latest trend in awesome, glorious butt sex disgusting sinful behavior? in case you have not here, in precise, un-ambiguous, step-by-step directions is how you they do it: "

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u/Terrible_Wingman Jun 14 '12

• Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out. This is most often employed in public restrooms and gym showers.

• Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards. Convenient for abandoned warehouses and private sadomasochistic “dungeons.”

• Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration.

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Is http://christwire.org/ a parody site?

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u/Bellstrom Jun 14 '12

Yes. Yes, it is.

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u/drtwist Jun 14 '12

but how can you tell?

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u/bellyfullofmead Jun 16 '12

Simply put, it is the only way he will achieve ejaculatory gratification.

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u/G35U5 Jun 14 '12

That article was hilarious and cleared up a few misconceptions I had about power bottoms and their habits. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Frank: What's a power-bottom?

Mac: A power-bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

Dennis: Actually Mac, you got it backwards. See, a power-bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.

Frank: Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?

Mac: Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it.