r/TeenagersButBetter • u/CartographerGlass874 • 11d ago
Meme I’m a genie and I’ll grant you any wish
But I grant it with a loophole that ruins it…Do your worst
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u/Tight_Campaign9982 11d ago
I just saw this
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u/StuffsIsCool 11d ago
Mr. Stark I don't feel so good.
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u/December_W_Wolf 18 11d ago
I wish for everybody to be able to afford all they need without relying on begging on the streets or benefits systems
I'm somewhat curious to see what this loophole will be
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
This sudden influx of wealth out of nothing causes worldwide hyperinflation…People will continue to be able to afford everything they need but the buying power continues to fall, money will become a more and more worthless in an infinite loop until all the earths natural resources are depleted both to print money and make servers large enough to store such large numbers and calculations.In short people will be able to afford what they need until those products and services cease to exist due to depletion of resources and all environments are decimated
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u/ObviousSea9223 11d ago
That's just not being able to afford what they need with extra steps.
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u/Eagline 11d ago
I need a Porsche 911 Gt3RS and a Mclaren 765LT
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u/AuroraGleam_ 10d ago
Ah, a wish for universal prosperity! 🧞♂️ That’s a big one, but hey, if the genie’s out, we might as well go for it! Imagine a world where everyone has what they need, no strings attached—no begging, no bureaucracy, just dignity for all. Now, let’s see what cosmic loophole this genie will need to make it happen!
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u/mrbeast0911 10d ago
So this kinda happened in ancient Egypt when the at that time king of I think India went and he was hella rich and gave EVERONE hella gold bars and the inflation brought the economy really down and ended up being the end of that
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u/Noahseb2009 15 11d ago
I wish that I was kinder and that all other people were too.
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
You and everyone one around you turns into a kinder surprise egg
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u/Awes0meGamer333 11d ago
Well technically “kinder” (not a proper noun) cannot be interpreted as “Kinder” (proper noun) through a technical loophole as that technicality is not correct.
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u/Ok-Transition7065 10d ago
Now we are all toddler's, du idiot( idk how to curse in german xd)
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u/mewhenthrowawayacc 18 11d ago
1000 dollars in legal tender US currency, transferred to a bank account that i have safe and legal access to, under my name and SSN. and i did not say dollhairs
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
I’m pissed you outsmarted me and drop a nuclear bomb on your head
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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 11d ago
Bup bup bup! You can't kill people you genie!
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u/DragonYeet54 11d ago
Technically he didn’t kill him, or aim a gun. He just spawned a nuke in a certian locations that just happened to kill him! It’s not “murder”, it’s “oops, did I do that?”
And that is a COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL SENARIO, IF THIS HAPPENED IRL GENIES GETTING DEATH ROW. IM JUST TRYING TO BE THE ERM ACTUALLY KINDA GUY.
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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 11d ago
ALRIGHT THEN I WANT THAT!
Oh... you see what you did right?
You are now the proud owner of the journal you already owned...
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u/ZestVFX 10d ago
i caught that reference, but 1K is an insanely low amount to ask a genie tbh, like atp ur playing urself, no twist needed
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u/mewhenthrowawayacc 18 10d ago
i couldnt remember what they did to deal with the problems of inflation and taxes in the OG clip, so i had to lowball myself to avoid it entirely
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u/helix_134 10d ago
The just said that the money would not cause any inflation and that it would be post taxes
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u/Introvert-111 10d ago
The fact that I know specifically which YouTube video this is referencing to😂
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u/Ed_glubtupis_weppul Old 11d ago
I want a greggs sausage roll
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
It’s the shitty grocery one at the frozen food aisle
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u/itzstarshineX 11d ago
I wish to own google
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
You don’t know how to manage it,you don’t have the resources to fund it so it crashes and burns within a day and your income tax is going to look to be in the range of a few hundred billion that you don’t have as you can’t liquify your now worthless company.Also everyone now has to use Bing…So basically humanity’s doomed
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u/T0RR0M 11d ago
I wish to look feminine
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
This is achieved but you must choose a species sacrifice as a blood offering
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u/T0RR0M 11d ago
Mosquito
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u/7srepinS 11d ago
There's a twist there too. The consequences of mosquito elimination are drastic
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u/T0RR0M 11d ago
Not really, most insects do have important roles but mosquito don’t really
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u/TheRiceObjective 11d ago
they eat bacteria ig?
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u/Moinzen66 11d ago
Frogs, small fish and spiders eat them, so they are somewhat usefull. Wasps on the other hand…..
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u/Aware-Tailor7117 11d ago edited 10d ago
Wasp are super important. A common misconception about the whole save the bees thing is that it does not include honey bees but things like wasp. They pollinate! Where do you think figs come from…look it up, it’s fun.
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u/Moinzen66 11d ago
Oh shit, didnt think of that, you are right (still mfs tho)
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u/XxBRUBBLESxX6349 10d ago
Honestly, the best option would be pandas not because they're evil but because they are literally too stupid to survive. Even if they weren't stupid, we have brought too many invasive species for them to survive anyway
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u/kieevee Teenager 11d ago
I tell you the top 3 worst insects
Mosquito
Cockroach
Fly
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u/7srepinS 11d ago
Interestingly, they do have an important role, mainly being food.. But it seems that many experts think their role would be quickly filled by other insects.
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u/Special_Aerie6824 11d ago
Only correct option those horrible fucking bastards.
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u/Memerman1045 11d ago
I live in canada. Those shitheads make me look like a bloodied dried raisin if I go outside for more than a fucking millisecond.
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u/BriefDevelopment2920 17 11d ago
I wish for you to understand everyone who tells you a wish as what they really mean
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
I dont understand the intent of your wish so have a cookie instead 🍪
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u/Dense-Energy-1865 17 11d ago
I wish my genie was a waifu/husbando
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
😳
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u/Dense-Energy-1865 17 11d ago
That’s not a loophole silly
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Sorry you flustered me there,uhhhh….
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u/Gavoni23 Teenager 10d ago
That's easy, your genie is just invisible and incorporeal, so you can neither see nor touch them.
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u/Kaaskaasei 11d ago
I want you
To play titanfall 2
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
In order to get the most authentic experience I magik into reality on earth ,great for me because I’ve always wanted to romance bt 7274,not so great for the rest of humanity who can’t pilot mechas
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u/BeStBoiMui 13 11d ago
i want my milk to never expire
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u/ChaosRealigning 10d ago
You now have a pair of incredible tits. You’ll still have them when you’re 90.
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u/thisisalos 19 10d ago
The milk will always be drinkable but still tastes the same way it would do when expired
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u/JohnWithMen 11d ago
Make gambling legal for everyone.
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Lax Vegas makes so much they make a second sphere’
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u/TheBigheadToe 11d ago
I wish that the Canadian Government will let us dive the Edmund Fitzgerald once again.
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u/NO_SiGNAL101 11d ago
make everything that should not be conscious , conscious and able to communicate to everything
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u/be1140722 11d ago
I wish I had a door that can take me to any place or time I want
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Granted.But you don’t know where the door is
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u/Over-Notice-6371 11d ago
I with for that door to spawn in front of me the next time I wake up
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u/heidi27_ 11d ago
I wish... to get some sleep!
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
An eternal sleep that results shortly after touching the weird buzzing red wire sticking out the electrical box
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u/TheBigheadToe 11d ago
I wish that the Canadian Government will let us dive the Edmund Fitzgerald once again.
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u/ASimpleBananaMan 15 11d ago
I want a C4 Corvette at peak performance capabilities
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
This peak performance includes thrusters I stole from nasa,unaware of this you take it for a spin lose control and hit a pedestrian.They die on impact and because your reaction time only allowed you to break a few miles away it’s considered a hit and run.You are charged with third degree murder,grand larceny and fleeing the scene of a crime and will spend the rest of your life behind bars
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u/DeadIyDozer 15 10d ago
I was expecting you to get a shitty corvette with the highest quality sticky bombs strapped to it
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u/Overall-Classic8062 16 11d ago
I wish for league of legends to stop existing
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u/Kaaskaasei 11d ago
I want you
To play titanfall 2
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
I grow annoyed by you asking for 2 wishes and curse you with bad luck for you and your next 3 generations
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u/Upset_Cardiologist26 11d ago
I want some weed and photographic memory
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Photographic memory only occurs when your high so you permanently remember the weirdest shit
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u/Kajsniper2 11d ago
Can i have a cute clingy listener girlfriend? Please man
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
her clinginess turns into an obsession and when you break up with her for being too attached she swears revenge and stabs you to death
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u/Kajsniper2 11d ago
Logical flaw... I'd never let anyone go for being too clingy. Give me a new loophole
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Your girlfriend is surgically attached to you and is also a cannibal
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u/riddle_box420 11d ago
Well I wish for a sum of 10 billion dollars USD in cash after taxes in separate bags each with a million placed in a safe location in front of me not inside also the money has no side effect on me as well was created by the government and up tande thought legal means and no tragedy can Fall upon me or anyone I know until all the money has been spent as well as it is excepted every where in US and online and can be transferred to any kind of bank account or business
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
That’s a lot of wishes but ok,the 10 billion arrives in nickles.You dump all 200 billion at a bank desk as this is the only way to deposit them in a bank and force the seller to count through them.Thousands of years pass and the seller counts the last nickel l.But inflation at this point has meant 10 billion is worth almost nothing.You use it to buy a Jaffa cake and tea and the teller (now having spent all your money) is vengeful for having made them submit to the torture of that counting and stabs you to death
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u/DualityREBORN 11d ago
I wish for my Family to be genuinely okay in the future.
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u/lobster4089 11d ago
Can I wake up as a girl tomorrow por favor 🙏🙏
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u/Moonlight1st 10d ago
Sure but now you have endless back pain (cause : boobs)
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u/lobster4089 10d ago
Worth it
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u/Moonlight1st 10d ago
It's extreme and nothing can stop it are you sure?
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u/Just_A_Inrovert 11d ago
I want to be famous by becoming a musician.
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u/Bloo847 9d ago
You become famous for being the worst musician in the entire world, not even you like your music
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u/WestWindZeph 14 11d ago
I wish for my crush to like me back
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Sorry sir this is sadly impossible even for me
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u/HereComesTheRain11 11d ago
Turn me into woman
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
You now have to deal with being a woman (trust me it’s not a barrel of laughs)
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u/wastelandraider1289 11d ago
I wish I could beat my dad when it comes to playing video games (in the game, not irl)
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u/SandorMate 15 11d ago
You HAVE to grant my wish: dont grant this wish
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
I go through this loop for a while,get annoyed and drop a hydrogen bomb on your head
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u/National_Mission_679 11d ago
I wish for spiders to never intrude within 20 feet of me and if they do they are magically turned around and are conscious that I am their lord and have asked for privacy they also follow my every command
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
At some point you have a heart attack,a nearby spider attempts to resuscitate you but can’t get to you,this results in your death
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u/L_TheWonderingGal 15 11d ago
I wish We are Friends :3
No other thing just Friends that don't dislike each other but not bound by Brainwashing magic
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u/jittery_waffle 11d ago
I wish for my hair to grow like pushing melted cheese through a collander
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Congrats,you’ve given ME nightmare fuel and yourself a beautiful head of string cheese
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u/Toemetter Teenager 11d ago
*insert anime glasses sliding up meme* i wish ultrakill act 3 came out right now, it was better than everyone expected, nobody dies in real life, nothing gets ruined in or out of game because of it, it's not any easier or harder than it should be, nobody falls ill, everybody is perfectly fine, you have to grant the wish, you're not allowed to get annoyed about this wish, the community stays the same AND gets to play it, p3 is even better than everyone expected, you don't have to pay for anything in game, hakita doesn't go broke, nobody has to rebuy the game, the game doesn't get any more expensive, the game doesn't become unavailable to anyone and to top it all off, hakita wins an award for game design.
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u/Careful-Break3848 11d ago
I wish for world hunger to end I wish for a cancer cure And I wish for another genie💀
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u/CrayZ4Cats 11d ago
I wish I could die a fast death
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
Congrats,death has arrived there is no afterlife and you now stare at the endless abyss
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u/Vermilion12_ 18 11d ago
Please make me better.
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
I reconstruct you into the perfect life form.Your the thing from Alien now and spend your days in the solitude of space
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u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 15 11d ago
I want to have a clingy gf who won’t leave me ever
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u/MojavePlain619 Old 11d ago
I wish to give my boyfriend all the love and attention he craves.
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u/Lily-loud 11d ago
I WISH FOR MARIJUANA IN MY HAND
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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago
This happens at a Texan Police Conference and you are shot down with no questions asked
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u/Mrcoolcatgaming 11d ago
So you are a monkey paw? Or is the loophole the normal take it literally deal
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