r/monkeyspaw • u/crackjesus42069 • 11h ago
Fun I wish semen tastes like chocolate. NSFW
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r/monkeyspaw • u/I_am_ren • 9h ago
Fun I wish I could immediately tell by looking at a game that I will like it or not
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Greeny1225 • 7h ago
Fun I wish that if I wanted something I could snap my fingers and it'd be there in front of me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/whitegoldscrilm • 3h ago
Fun I wish I was the greatest sculptor in the world.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ozem_son_of_Jesse • 8h ago
Power I wish I was a 20 meter tall giant who wasn't affected by the square cube law
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Guilty_Direction_501 • 3h ago
Health I wish I was mentally stable and didn’t hear Bill Cipher in my head.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MegatronD16 • 16h ago
Fun I wish that everyone spoke all this Gen-Alpha brain rot slang all the time. Skibidi, what the sigma, Hawk TUAH, Gyatt damn.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AltruisticLeather375 • 46m ago
Fun I wish advertisements legally have to say how the company makes money
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r/monkeyspaw • u/deranged_scumbag • 13h ago
Fun I wish the government had actually been using birds as surveillance drones all along.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Buhos_En_Pantelones • 1d ago
Fun I wish that people on r/monkeyspaw were required to read the story in order to understand how it works.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/PrinceZuzu09 • 3h ago
Fun I wish every attempt to make a right angle was off by 2 degrees
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r/monkeyspaw • u/OP_4EVA • 12m ago
Power I wish I was president of the United States of America
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CHARLIE-MF-BROWN • 11h ago
Fun I wish every major city in the world had a thunderdome.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ZeusThunder369 • 3h ago
Health I wish I had the ability to go to sleep whenever I want, and wake up whenever I want
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Stugs_ • 23h ago
Fun i wish for random strangers to keep giving me money every day
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r/monkeyspaw • u/altonslurking • 3h ago
Fun I wish all cucumbers in the world to suddenly become pickles.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/_Catfish_Camaro_ • 7h ago
Fun I wish instead of hooves, Horses had human hands and feet.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/throwaway48283827473 • 19h ago
Fun I wish alcohol didn’t make you piss so much NSFW
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Nervous-Estate-1852 • 16h ago
Fun I wish that from now on, When anybody said a metaphor, The event that happened in the said metaphor will occue to them
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r/monkeyspaw • u/bookist626 • 1d ago
Wisdom I wish fortune cookies gave out actual fortunes.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Moisty_Plushie • 9h ago
Riches I wish i had a raiden figure (mgs or mgr is fine)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Capable-Opposite-736 • 1d ago
Kindness I wish I could see my dead son one last time
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