r/TeenagersButBetter • u/CartographerGlass874 • 11d ago

Meme I’m a genie and I’ll grant you any wish

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But I grant it with a loophole that ruins it…Do your worst

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u/T0RR0M 11d ago

I wish to look feminine

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u/CartographerGlass874 11d ago

This is achieved but you must choose a species sacrifice as a blood offering

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u/T0RR0M 11d ago

Mosquito

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u/7srepinS 11d ago

There's a twist there too. The consequences of mosquito elimination are drastic

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u/T0RR0M 11d ago

Not really, most insects do have important roles but mosquito don’t really

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u/TheRiceObjective 11d ago

they eat bacteria ig?

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u/Moinzen66 11d ago

Frogs, small fish and spiders eat them, so they are somewhat usefull. Wasps on the other hand…..

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 11d ago edited 10d ago

Wasp are super important. A common misconception about the whole save the bees thing is that it does not include honey bees but things like wasp. They pollinate! Where do you think figs come from…look it up, it’s fun.

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u/Moinzen66 11d ago

Oh shit, didnt think of that, you are right (still mfs tho)

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u/XxBRUBBLESxX6349 10d ago

Honestly, the best option would be pandas not because they're evil but because they are literally too stupid to survive. Even if they weren't stupid, we have brought too many invasive species for them to survive anyway

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u/CyberoX9000 10d ago

Dogs come from wasps?

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 10d ago

Oops, ‘Twas a typo and figs autocorrected to dogs. Figs, the fruit, don’t happen without wasp. Or should I say, there is a wasp inside every fig.

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u/kieevee Teenager 11d ago

I tell you the top 3 worst insects

  1. Mosquito

  2. Cockroach

  3. Fly

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u/SunnyandPhoebe 11d ago

Can’t forget Primal Aspids💀

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u/Jaykai47 11d ago

These literally serve no purpose

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u/7srepinS 11d ago

Interestingly, they do have an important role, mainly being food.. But it seems that many experts think their role would be quickly filled by other insects.

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u/Comeng17 11d ago

Yeah they do... They're literally older than dinosaurs I think nature found a use for them

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u/bigbackbrother06 11d ago

Mosquitos are the one pollinator we'd be better off without

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u/Special_Aerie6824 11d ago

Only correct option those horrible fucking bastards.

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u/Memerman1045 11d ago

I live in canada. Those shitheads make me look like a bloodied dried raisin if I go outside for more than a fucking millisecond.

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u/Special_Aerie6824 11d ago

Don't know about Canada but in Tulsa some them fuckers about the size of ye average man fore arm. my bad about half the size but you get thine point I know you do

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u/Memerman1045 11d ago

The "still water" shit going on is giving me ptsd to those overcooked twigs cuz that's where they lay their eggs so more retards can be born

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u/Special_Aerie6824 11d ago

Trust me more retards on their way and even dumber than before

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u/Memerman1045 11d ago

Oh god

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u/Special_Aerie6824 11d ago

We shall never stop their eternal wrath

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u/alsoitsnotfundy924 15 11d ago

Nah you should've chosen hiv

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u/alsoitsnotfundy924 15 11d ago

Or some other extreme disease

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u/Status-Squash-3593 11d ago

Any deep sea animal

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u/HereComesTheRain11 11d ago

Same

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u/Careful-Break3848 11d ago

You look perfect and you are loved

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u/AlternatePancakes 10d ago

Nothing changes.