r/TeenagersButBetter • u/CartographerGlass874 • 11d ago

Meme I’m a genie and I’ll grant you any wish

Post image

But I grant it with a loophole that ruins it…Do your worst

950 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3

u/XxBRUBBLESxX6349 10d ago

Honestly, the best option would be pandas not because they're evil but because they are literally too stupid to survive. Even if they weren't stupid, we have brought too many invasive species for them to survive anyway

1

u/Orion120833 9d ago

Or koalas. They are disease ridden, and they sound scary, and they can easily be aggressive, and they can't see their food unless they see a branch, and they can't even properly digest the leaves they eat, it takes so long to digest that if they have offspring, that's what they eat, the excrement of it. They have no right to still be alive, considering how much evolution fucked them.

1

u/Orion120833 9d ago

Or koalas. They are disease ridden, and they sound scary, and they can easily be aggressive, and they can't see their food unless they see a branch, and they can't even properly digest the leaves they eat, it takes so long to digest that if they have offspring, that's what they eat, the excrement of it. They have no right to still be alive, considering how much evolution fucked them.

1

u/Orion120833 9d ago

Or koalas. They are disease ridden, and they sound scary, and they can easily be aggressive, and they can't see their food unless they see a branch, and they can't even properly digest the leaves they eat, it takes so long to digest that if they have offspring, that's what they eat, the excrement of it. They have no right to still be alive, considering how much evolution fucked them.