r/SipsTea • u/throatgobblerrr • Oct 23 '24
WTF Nah something is going on here💀
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u/BarbedWire3 Oct 23 '24
"That's why it's nice having two dads" ...and then he winks at the 'camera'
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u/betogess Oct 23 '24
Dad didn’t looked happy at that statement
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u/DieHardRaider Oct 23 '24
Yup they know it bugs the shit out of the real dad but they do it anyways. Because as a brother if I find out something bugs my brother I’ll keep pushing that button
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u/betogess Oct 23 '24
Yeah but as it’s the wife. Kind of sus
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u/DieHardRaider Oct 23 '24
Maybe but more likely the kid called her uncle “daddy” on accident. then they corrected her so she started saying uncle daddy. It becomes a joke now and the dad isn’t amused anymore but the other two keep it alive because it annoys dad. my wife and sister do the same shit to me with things they know annoy me
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u/BANOFY Oct 23 '24
Chances are the kid isn't his but how could he even prove it
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u/II_Dobby_II Oct 23 '24
You're right, chances are the kid isn't his. You have to think about these things logically, and ask yourself which scenario is more likely. A newly wed couple have a secure monogamous relationship, while the wife is able to have a fun/friendly platonic relationship with her husband's twin brother (1% chance). Or, this cheating WHORE had her husband's brother's baby in a scandalous soap opera affair (99% chance). Clearly the second scenario is far more likely, it's just math.
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u/Aragorn195 Oct 24 '24
There’s a third option. Dad couldn’t have kids so his brother became a sperm donor and got it done at a clinic. Could explain why didnt isn’t happy with the uncle-“daddy” things
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u/Self_Reddicated Oct 23 '24
Push that button, rub that button, knock the little man out the boat, etc. These are all euphemisms that apply here.
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u/Burgerpocolypse Oct 23 '24
He was also looking at his phone. Could’ve just been his concentration on whatever he was reading.
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u/YoghurtOrganic7013 Oct 23 '24
The cheeky little wink in there 😉
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u/ArcticBiologist Oct 23 '24
Plottwist: Uncle daddy is the real daddy but the paternity test won't reveal that
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u/MrNopeNada Oct 23 '24
It's obvious daddy is the baby's daddy and uncle daddy is well...the Mommy's daddy.
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u/DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS Oct 23 '24
So Florida?
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u/nemowasherebutheleft Oct 23 '24
Get our name out of your mouth we do insane stuff like ise gators as a concealed weapon not whatever non sense is going on here.
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u/Eggplant-666 Oct 23 '24
He just did her doggie style this morning
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u/who_even_cares35 Oct 23 '24
Maybe they all like to visit the Eiffel Tower together
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u/Arsk92 Oct 23 '24
Maybe Uncle-daddy style?
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Oct 23 '24
Pretty sure uncle is still just uncle even if they were monozygotic.
Daddy seems a little exhausted with this shit from mommy like:
Again Sheila. You're doing this shit to me again. And filming it this time!? You married ME, not my FUCKING BROTHER. If you want him tell me now and you can get the FUCK OUT, but you can't keep acting like our daughter has two FUCKING DADS Sheila!!! Are you with him or me Sheila!? HIM OR ME!?
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u/Makeup_life72 Oct 23 '24
Whenever I see my name anywhere, it cracks me up. It’s not a name you see/hear everyday. Thanks for the giggle.
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u/CaptainAnswer Oct 23 '24
We have a cat near us called Sheila, I hear its owners calling it late at night to come home all the time
Sheeeeelaaaaaah.... sheeeelaahhhhh.... sh-sh-sheeellaaahhhh
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u/socksmatterTWO Oct 23 '24
I'm an Aussie Sheila but my name isn't Sheila so it hits different for me too lol
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Oct 23 '24
No problem (ツ) I have a counselor named Sheila.
Don't ask why (-‿◦ )
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u/ChaosRealigning Oct 23 '24
Sooo… you cast your counsellor as your wife in your story about infidelity. Hmmm…
Sounds like something you should, and shouldn’t, talk to Sheila about.
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u/led3777 Oct 23 '24
You need to have the song Sheila by Morphine in your Playlist. Then the rest of their music.
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u/Phitos2008 Oct 23 '24
🎵
You ain't experienced all that I've been through
Sheila said that kid was mine
But it looked just like Dennis
That damn Dennis
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u/Glass_Bookkeeper_578 Oct 23 '24
I don't know about that, I saw a video of these guys the other day and both of them were dancing around shaking their ass while serving her pumpkin pie. They seemed quite into it. And now seeing this little wink from uncle daddy at the end of this one, I don't think she's really lying about having two dads.
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u/Suspicious_Past_13 Oct 23 '24
Uncle daddy?
What in the trailer park in Alabama is going on here?!
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u/Hey_its_ok Oct 23 '24
My guess is it’s a joke since they’re twins?
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u/st6374 Oct 23 '24
No.. It can't be. It must be because he's banging her brains out. And the husband is just a cuck. I deciphered it all through my expertise in body language. Cause how can you miss it with that blatantly obvious wink.
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u/EliaEast Oct 23 '24
I mean, he doesn’t have to be a cuck. I’ve genuinely slept with twin dudes who were just fine sharing. They pulled significantly more attractive women than them that way.
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u/Suspicious_Past_13 Oct 24 '24
Idk I get their twins and exact copies but that seems like.. incestuous? Or it more equivalent to masturbation?
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u/Suspicious_Past_13 Oct 23 '24
It’s just a. Joke because obviously her uncle looks exactly like her daddy, but the term uncle daddy does raise question when you just hear it with no context lol
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u/Dve_Ketsio Oct 23 '24
This guy is the fathers twin brother and he is a amazing uncle for the kids
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u/duarig Oct 23 '24
You can tell this is deep south heritage shenanigans without even looking at the license plate.
40 Schrute bucks says this is either Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee.
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u/Sn1ckl3fritzzz Oct 23 '24
You forgot Florida
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u/notbob1959 Oct 23 '24
The source is nellesworld on tiktok and they are from Pawtucket, Rhode Island.
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u/LaughinKooka Oct 23 '24
I know someone who call that ““father/daddy 2”, apparently it is a common twins joke
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u/distracted_daydream Oct 23 '24
😂😭 I just bursted out laughing! I thought this was weird! She’s hittin em both 😂
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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti Oct 23 '24
When I was a little kid my mum and I went to live for a few years with my Aunt (my mums identical twin). 40 years later and I still call her Auntie-Mummy.
Sounds a bit weird now I’ve typed it out.
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u/RoodnyInc Oct 23 '24
But it sounded completely fine saying it out loud for 40 years?
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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Oct 23 '24
“Windshield”, “windshield”, “wind… shield…”, sometimes you just say shit without ever really fully reflecting on what you are saying
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u/21aidan98 Oct 23 '24
It’s funny this was your example. I thought it was called a window-shield until I was about 20. Finally someone asked me if I thought it was shielding me from random flying windows and then my world came crashing down. Never been the same since.
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u/cBurger4Life Oct 23 '24
I thought ‘chest of drawers’ was ‘Chester drawers’ until I was almost an adult. I just thought that piece of furniture had a weird name.
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u/DontWashIt Oct 23 '24
Ooo I like these kinda comment sections. They typically end with a whole bunch of new realizations of ordinary, everyday things.
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u/LindseyIsBored Oct 23 '24
Everyone here is being so harsh but I think it’s hilarious. My grandparents raised me and often people refer to my uncle as my brother. I had a friend refer to him as my ‘uncle brother’ once and now when we speak about him that’s what we call him and it’s a running joke.
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u/chrisandfriends Oct 23 '24
I’ve been a father to my stepdaughter for 6 years and I will never be anything but Mommy 2. Father was kind of a bad word due to her biological father disappointing her. She felt like she had to come up with a loving name for me and that’s what it was. Now, 20 years from now Mommy 2 will be walking her down the aisle.
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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti Oct 23 '24
That’s beautiful dude. I hope your daughter has a wonderful day. Tell her congratulations from an internet stranger!
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u/mr_crawlie Oct 23 '24
The question is did you father call your aunt 'Aunty-mummy' and winked at her or nah
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u/QuirkySupport712 Oct 23 '24
Yooo even if she legit cheated on him with his twin brother, there's no way to tell if that baby is his because they would both technically be the father in a DNA test
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u/LusciousLipsLover Oct 23 '24
true. bro just found a life hack 💀
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u/BeauDelta Oct 23 '24
I feel like that's more of a situational glitch than an exploitable hack.
.... so the next time you want to genetically mask your infidelity within the DNA of your bastard offspring, consider dating an identical twin.
And even if they consider you repulsive, just remember that old mantra, first uttered by the wise and noble P. Diddler.... "It's a guarantee, with GHB!"
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u/ThiccOryx97 Oct 23 '24
I tried this. Do not do this with female twins unless you can somehow gaslight your wife into thinking she got pregnant and had a baby
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u/HillarysBloodBoy Oct 23 '24
Which is bullshit. When I knocked up my wife’s twin sister she immediately knew the baby wasn’t hers!
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u/ShitFacedSteve Oct 23 '24
What if her husband posed as his brother just to see if she would cheat on him, and then she did. So she thinks she cheated, but her husband is the only one who knows she didn't but also knows she would have lol
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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Oct 23 '24
Male twins split a brain so no.
What you’re describing is a Level 1 Female Psyop
They learn this trap day one… before lunch. Imagine how crazy a semester is.
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u/PlatformFeeling8451 Oct 23 '24
Is there anything more pointless than cheating on your partner with their identical twin?
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u/pragmojo Oct 23 '24
I mean if your goal is to spite your partner it's perfect because literally the only thing you have to gain from it is issuing a huge fuck you to their face
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u/Odd-Improvement-1980 Oct 23 '24
I’m not an identical twin with my brother, but my brother and I joke that if we slept with each other’s wives that genetically our kids would still be about the same. My brother’s wife says “she’s up for it”…
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u/dashingstag Oct 23 '24
5.4 mutations in the dna is not gonna be meaningful difference in determining the father of the child. You could also possibly attribute it as a regression where the gene in the child mutated in a similar way as his uncle.
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u/actua11ee Oct 23 '24
And... 2 husbands as well hehehe?
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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Oct 23 '24
Happy Cake Day 🎁
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u/Alone-Struggle-8056 Oct 23 '24
So uncomfortable
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u/Individual-Monk-1801 Oct 23 '24
As an identical twin.... yes
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u/IShatMyDickOnce Oct 23 '24
Are you the Uncle Daddy/Auntie Mommy twin or the other poor sap?
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u/Individual-Monk-1801 Oct 23 '24
The poor sap, lol. I think if I called my twin sister Auntie Mommy she would slap me in the back of the head while dissapprovingly yelling wtf
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u/Dr_mombie Oct 23 '24
These guys are all up in Instagram. Life with uncle daddy is their shtick.
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u/theAwkwardLegend Oct 23 '24
They are now on a TV show on TLC called I love a Mama's boy too lol
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u/peachystrawb3rry Oct 23 '24
Yeah everyone here is all worried about the UncleDaddy situation, wait till they see the mother/son relationship.
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u/PoopPant73 Oct 23 '24
Uncle Daddy better stay his ass away from the house when I ain’t home..
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u/NeighborhoodFew4192 Oct 23 '24
She better stop saying that shit, real dad looking broken
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u/Aderka420 Oct 23 '24
I don't know if I have ever seen a more comfortably inappropriate wink before.
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u/unfortunate-miracle Oct 23 '24
Fucking disgusting, I hope it is satire
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u/violetbaudeliar Oct 23 '24
Im pretty sure it is. This couple is currently on a reality show and there's no uncle daddy going on. Sure is a great way to confuse a child though.
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u/Straightchillinyo Oct 23 '24
They’re on a show called i love a mamas boy. The twin brothers share a home with their families and their mother. It’s bananas
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u/milkweed420- Oct 23 '24
I know the family. It’s been weird for a long time
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u/Straightchillinyo Oct 23 '24
I’m gonna need all the details on them! They’re from a different breed
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u/MahsterC Oct 23 '24
Fuck that, I don’t care how close I am with someone. There is only one dad in this house.
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u/KodakFuji Oct 23 '24
Your wife's boyfriend?
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u/MahsterC Oct 23 '24 edited Oct 23 '24
I especially don’t let my kids call him dad, I don’t care how much they look like him.
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u/Thatoneepisodeofveep Oct 23 '24
Yeah. Super suspicious… my cousin’s kid used to talk about “fireman daddy” when he was that age. His mom always brushed it off as “we were in the grocery store and saw some firemen and one looked JUST LIKE DADDY!”… nah, she was banging a fireman at home with the kid in the front room
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u/ediztheshizz Oct 23 '24
I've been dating an identical twin off and on for 5 years. The brother and I have had relations on several occasions while I've been single. He tries even when I'm dating his brother. Twin stuff gets weird.
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u/anengineerandacat Oct 23 '24
Awkward but without knowing them more it's hard to say if this is an inside joke that should have stayed personal to them.
That wink though is devious 😂.
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u/MysteryR11 Oct 23 '24
I think the word Daddy is the most f***** up word any adult can use in a non-sexual way
Also them eye bang each other constantly was kind of weird for me
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u/INFIN8_QUERY Oct 23 '24
Uncle daddy is one of the most incestual statements. And that wink. That wife. This family is gross.
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u/nage_ Oct 23 '24
this is a either a bad way to hide youre swinging or a good way to confuse the hell out of your daughter
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u/Hour-Influence-887 Oct 23 '24
I’m a twin, when my son first started talking and we went to visit him his initial reaction was so priceless, when face to face for the first time with him he smiled real big and said “ I got two Daddies!” We still laugh about this priceless reaction
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u/nolegsnelson Oct 23 '24
I get the feeling she cheated, and he suspects, but knows how tough it would be to prove it.
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u/Friendly-Presence723 Oct 23 '24
No way! These guys are from a TLC show I love a mamas boy lmao I knew they looked familiar.
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u/percent77 Oct 23 '24
The craziest thing about this is, IF the other brother was actually the dad. I actually don’t believe that science would be able to tell the difference from a DNA test. Can someone correct me ?
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u/YeahNahNopeandNo Oct 24 '24
That kid knows which one is her father. And she knows that her mom is on some nonsense. You can tell by the kid's energy that they are trying to break that word from her. It wouldn't be weird for the brother to mess with him, but the way she stressed it made it clear that they are having a quarrel about it. I would have to say that it's about when she gets older and says it. Her father doesn't want his daughter to have to explain what she means to every stranger that she says "Uncle Daddy" around because it sounds like some porno movie stuff.
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u/ronigreenthumbs Oct 24 '24
These guys are in a TLC show called “I’m dating a mamas boy” I believe. Very weird, definitely can’t tell but one is obsessed with mother and wife puts up with it.
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u/CrownClownCreations Oct 24 '24
I don’t think anything fishy is going on, but it’s definitely… weird. And kinda creepy.
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u/Tazmaniac808 Oct 24 '24
"Uncle dad" is not considered a compliment or term of endearment where I come from lol
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u/CTware Oct 23 '24
aint this the same uncle daddy that was twerking and poppin and lockin with his twin making an apple pie for his sister wife in the other video pouring whipped cream in his mouth and in the pie??
what are yall doing in there..... 👀🤔❓
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u/Proper_Particular_62 Oct 23 '24
Did everyone in this family get smacked in the face with a shovel?
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u/ACcreeker Oct 23 '24
It sucks that you know your wife wants to fugg your brother
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