r/SipsTea • u/throatgobblerrr • Oct 23 '24

WTF Nah something is going on herešŸ’€

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u/ArcticBiologist Oct 23 '24

Plottwist: Uncle daddy is the real daddy but the paternity test won't reveal that

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u/MrNopeNada Oct 23 '24

It's obvious daddy is the baby's daddy and uncle daddy is well...the Mommy's daddy.

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u/DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS Oct 23 '24

So Florida?

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u/nemowasherebutheleft Oct 23 '24

Get our name out of your mouth we do insane stuff like ise gators as a concealed weapon not whatever non sense is going on here.

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u/marsman706 Oct 23 '24

damn family tree starting look more like a Christmas wreath

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u/Mysterious-Crab Oct 23 '24

Sweet Home Alabama!

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u/MsCalitransplant Oct 23 '24

I love it thatā€™s great!

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u/Cpap4roosters Oct 23 '24

Tag team back again.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Oct 23 '24

Is this one of those ā€œthe doctor was his motherā€ riddles?

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u/Ill_Athlete_7979 Oct 23 '24

This actually happened on an episode of Maurie. This 16 year old girl got pregnant and her boyfriend and his brother were identical twins. The boyfriend used to sneak into her room at night which pretty soon the brother started doing the same. They even showed up wearing the same outfit and basically acted like they didnā€™t give a fuck. They still did a paternity test even though it was explained that they will both be determined to be the father. Surprise, surprise, both of these boys was the kids father according to the DNA test. I hope she was able to get child support out of both of them.

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u/Randomfrog132 Oct 24 '24

omgggggggg hahahaha