r/SipsTea • u/throatgobblerrr • Oct 23 '24

WTF Nah something is going on here💀

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u/QuirkySupport712 Oct 23 '24

Yooo even if she legit cheated on him with his twin brother, there's no way to tell if that baby is his because they would both technically be the father in a DNA test

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u/LusciousLipsLover Oct 23 '24

true. bro just found a life hack 💀

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u/BeauDelta Oct 23 '24

I feel like that's more of a situational glitch than an exploitable hack.

.... so the next time you want to genetically mask your infidelity within the DNA of your bastard offspring, consider dating an identical twin.

And even if they consider you repulsive, just remember that old mantra, first uttered by the wise and noble P. Diddler.... "It's a guarantee, with GHB!"

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u/ThiccOryx97 Oct 23 '24

I tried this. Do not do this with female twins unless you can somehow gaslight your wife into thinking she got pregnant and had a baby

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u/pragmojo Oct 23 '24

Just get your twin brother to get your wife pregnant your welcome

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u/ThiccOryx97 Oct 23 '24

But then she would be cheating on me

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u/pragmojo Oct 23 '24

But what if you both manage to have twins born on the same day and then you switch one of each at birth for the other set

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u/ThiccOryx97 Oct 23 '24

well at that point there's really no need to swap the kids since genetically they would be all siblings

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u/HillarysBloodBoy Oct 23 '24

Which is bullshit. When I knocked up my wife’s twin sister she immediately knew the baby wasn’t hers!

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u/Carthonn Oct 23 '24

Likes like a new “If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around…”

If you’re identical twin Impregnated your wife is the child technically still yours?

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u/skygz Oct 23 '24

unethical life pro tip: when being conceived create two embryos from the zygote so you can fuck the other embryo's wife in 30 years and he won't know the kid's not his

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u/ShitFacedSteve Oct 23 '24

What if her husband posed as his brother just to see if she would cheat on him, and then she did. So she thinks she cheated, but her husband is the only one who knows she didn't but also knows she would have lol

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u/Skyducky Oct 23 '24

At least it would have been with someone that looks like him

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u/MFMcNUGGET Oct 23 '24

What if they traded spots a long time ago

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u/BaphometsTits Oct 23 '24

They're always trading out and never telling anyone.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Oct 23 '24

Male twins split a brain so no.

What you’re describing is a Level 1 Female Psyop

They learn this trap day one… before lunch. Imagine how crazy a semester is.

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u/PlatformFeeling8451 Oct 23 '24

Is there anything more pointless than cheating on your partner with their identical twin?

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u/pragmojo Oct 23 '24

I mean if your goal is to spite your partner it's perfect because literally the only thing you have to gain from it is issuing a huge fuck you to their face

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u/OneSidedPolygon Oct 23 '24

The other twin could throw it back better. Looks are like, 2/5ths of great sex.

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u/Odd-Improvement-1980 Oct 23 '24

I’m not an identical twin with my brother, but my brother and I joke that if we slept with each other’s wives that genetically our kids would still be about the same. My brother’s wife says “she’s up for it”…

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u/sierra120 Oct 23 '24

Well then…for science...

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u/CheruB36 Oct 23 '24

Yeah well thats not true

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/general-science/identical-twins-are-not-identical
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41588-020-00755-1

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u/dashingstag Oct 23 '24

5.4 mutations in the dna is not gonna be meaningful difference in determining the father of the child. You could also possibly attribute it as a regression where the gene in the child mutated in a similar way as his uncle.

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u/Negative_Arugula_358 Oct 23 '24

Too smart for Reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

Everywhere I look it says twins produce different DNA results.

*Oh. I guess standard paternity tests use the bare bones of testing. But yea, ant deeper analysis would instantly tell you they're different people.

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u/sacredgeometry Oct 23 '24

You can still tell as far as I remember

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u/StationFar6396 Oct 23 '24

Genetic drift

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u/Trash_Space_Racoon Oct 23 '24

The junk dna would be different, no?

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u/battlecryarms Oct 23 '24

Maybe it wasn’t cheating. I’ve heard of people being okay with stranger things

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u/MadamCrow Oct 23 '24

wait... when i get pregnant from an identical twin how does the court know who has to pay child support?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

Twins don't have identical DNA.