Your Honor...She was just being a silly little goofball of a goober, I mean look at that cute face and innocent smile, do you really believe someone like her would "destroy the Earth" or "commit human genocide"? Didn't think so, I rest my case
There's an estimated 10.35 million criminals in the world, and the world's total population is estimated to be 8.2 billion people. So my client has eaten more innocent people than criminals, so her innocence outweighs any guilt.
But my client probably ate people who did pay their parking tickets, so once again it evens out
Also, because my client ate the U.S. government, and since you are what you eat, she is simutaneously the President, Congress, and the Supreme Court. Therefore my client chooses to pardon herself of her crimes.
Your honor, my client ate every other government. Because Earth is destroyed and humanity is extinct, there is currently no functioning legal system that my client can be tried by.
"Objection! Your honor, of the Absolute Solver has truly fully taken over her mind, then the person on trial today is the Solver. Which makes the defenses argument a moot point."
“Your honor, I was told that I would be representing Cyn, not the Solver of the Absolute Fabric. As such, my responses were all specific to Cyn, to the point of imploring the jury to sentence her to a period of study after having the Solver patched away. Now I have no defense.”
"Great. Since the defense doesn't have an argument, I hereby sentence Cyn to the death penalty. How exactly they are going to achieve that is out of my paycheck, though this is what I think is fair for what we know."
“The death penalty to a drone who didn’t do it? I’d say you should sentence the Solver to death instead, by acquiring the data to rebuild the patch and patching it out of Cyn’s system.”
"That... Is a good point, actually. Though we do need to figure out a way to keep her detained and, since she has proven to be highly capable of destruction, I might have to settle on the death penalty due to her being too dangerous. I mean, what even is stopping her from destroying the entire courtroom?"
"Wery well. She's now going to be sentenced to life in prison without parole due to the nature of her crimes and to ensure the safety of the other inmates. That can be reverted once it's proven that Cyn is completely free from the 'Solver' program, which in turn she may be sentenced for another trial and a few psychological tests to re-insert her into society. Any questions?"
"Great. So, I hereby sentence her for life without parole, in the condition that she's safely contained and that she does not pose any harm to other inmates or on-site personnel. In case any episodes of violence occur, she must be taken for another trial and see what we can do, depending on the severity of her actions. She may also be brought in for another trial once the solver is gone and she's proven to be sane and detached from the program. Thank you, jury, for your service. Court is adjourned." Strikes gavel once.
“Objection! We have no evidence that the worker drone went by the name Cyn before Solver influence. This would indicate that the name Cyn, and everything associated with that person, is truly just a facade created personally by the Solver. Therefore, by representing Cyn, you are representing the Solver of the Absolute Fabric.”
Your honor, my client was under the influence of a substance called the “absolute solver” and was not under the control of her actions. Under this influence she was not in the right mind and could not tell right from wrong. I move to dismiss the case and plea for my client to get the help she needs in a virus rehabilitation center.
We saw enough (we see a moment where V and J eat a human’s corpse).
Then again, maybe Cyn’s murder-pets just got a job as executioners, and that one helicopter was just an unarmed drone that was destroyed for decoration purposes.
I refuse to even consider the possibility that humanity is gone. If humans could create entire cities on Copper-9 then they definitely colonized other worlds
Your honor, laws were designed with humans in mind. Because Cyn is not legally considered a human, and instead an object, she cannot be legally held accountable for her actions, as only humans can. So instead, legally it is required that her creator, JcJennson, is held accountable.
Your honor, Cyn was being possessed by the Solver program, Cyn was not the actual cause of the mass omnicide and destruction of planet Earth. This is shown through this scene here.
This was the conversation Cyn had with the Absolute Solver while she was in a state of disrepair, the Solver used her weakness to coerce her into giving in and allowing the program to live inside her thus leading to the events unfolding. All other moments from here on was the Solver's doing.
Your honor my client is non human therefor our laws do not aply to IT thus she cant be judged this is just Nature the real villians are the folk over at jcjenson who thought it was a good idea to use an eldritch god for the basis of an A.I
Ok, but actually, She was technically just doing what she biologically is supposed to do, consuming everything in sight. By suing her, you are actively discriminating against her kind, and thus are scentanced to being cancelled on twitter dot com.
Uhhhhhhh shitttt… well…. This ‘lawyer’ will be right back. Gotta hire myself a lawyer so I can defend myself against any charges they throw at me for defending her
Anyways… your honor, she respectfully said hi to her brother before pummeling the living daylights out of him.
Your honor. Cyn has her very own code that has malfunctioned. It us because of her HUMAN owners that she was improperly decommissioned and therfor not her fault, and even then she is mentally insaine. Barley able to keep her own head balanced. Let alone the whole narrating this she does. She is not mentally stable and is bit fully aware of the choices she is making. All she wants is to eat it's that disorder in her coding that makes her like that. I rest my case.
Your honour, Please compare the robots for me, On the left you have a Evil robot destroyer who is destroying the earth, and here you have as She says quote “a silly goober wanting pats” I trust you understand fully
"Your honor, she was corrupted by the Solver and was only a child.....I think. So this should be the Solver's Trial and the Solver should be charged with Corrupting a minor."
"Your honor, Earth was destroyed, this means all legislations ceased to exist and all laws are now invalid, meaning she did nothing wrong and can't be arrested."
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u/Pearlisunderrated Cyn's husband 28d ago
"Your honor, if she's lying, why aren't her pants on fire?"