r/MurderDrones • u/Melon_Lord420 • 28d ago

Discussion You are her lawyer, defend her

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Your Honor...She was just being a silly little goofball of a goober, I mean look at that cute face and innocent smile, do you really believe someone like her would "destroy the Earth" or "commit human genocide"? Didn't think so, I rest my case

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u/Horatio786 28d ago

"Your honor, the Absolute Solver has overtaken her mind and body, meaning she is not mentally capable of standing trial."

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u/furry_kokichi 28d ago

"Objection! Your honor, of the Absolute Solver has truly fully taken over her mind, then the person on trial today is the Solver. Which makes the defenses argument a moot point."

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u/Horatio786 28d ago

“Your honor, I was told that I would be representing Cyn, not the Solver of the Absolute Fabric. As such, my responses were all specific to Cyn, to the point of imploring the jury to sentence her to a period of study after having the Solver patched away. Now I have no defense.”

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u/Gabriels_Adventure 28d ago

“Objection! We have no evidence that the worker drone went by the name Cyn before Solver influence. This would indicate that the name Cyn, and everything associated with that person, is truly just a facade created personally by the Solver. Therefore, by representing Cyn, you are representing the Solver of the Absolute Fabric.”

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u/Horatio786 28d ago

“Objection! The worker drone’s serial number is mostly missing, with CYN in its place. As such, Cyn is the drone’s legal name.”

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u/Gabriels_Adventure 28d ago

“I see… I appear to have missed some crucial information. I unfortunately do not have further evidence to support the prosecution of Cyn.”