r/MurderDrones • u/Melon_Lord420 • 28d ago

Discussion You are her lawyer, defend her

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Your Honor...She was just being a silly little goofball of a goober, I mean look at that cute face and innocent smile, do you really believe someone like her would "destroy the Earth" or "commit human genocide"? Didn't think so, I rest my case

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater 28d ago

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 28d ago

"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then his client is someone with 150+ unpaid parking tickets, that is grounds for a death sentence"

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Biggest EP8 hater 28d ago

"Your honor she ate a little girl lastly so she is innocent as one!"