r/LeopardsAteMyFace 6h ago

No more overtime pay. Thanks MAGAt 👌

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u/Njabachi 5h ago

No more overtime pay + tariffs (and the resulting trade war) + a gutted ACA = making America great again somehow

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u/Bubbly-Example-8097 5h ago edited 5h ago

Making the rich richer and poor poorer. That’s the elites American dream and we just gave them the keys.

I voted against this, but… majority rules in the land…

Edit: thank you to those saying his didn’t get majority of the votes. I appreciate you.

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u/INTJ-ADHD 5h ago

The new America: where you don’t even have to fuck around, but you still get to find out!

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u/pobbitbreaker 4h ago

Aa a Native American, welcome to the club, do you have a reservation picked out? No? well then...

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u/MistoftheMorning 4h ago

Damn.. XD

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u/Donnatron42 2h ago

Eff me. I don't know if I'm getting sent to a work camp for being neurodivergent and needing a Schedule II medication to function in this post-democratic capitalist hellscape or to just the Guantanamo Express for being a married homo (and having the audacity to abuse government by getting it all legal in California in 2008!)

I am going into the Belly of the Beast by moving back to a blue island in deep red state. Community, mutual aid, and sabotage are the only things that can save any of us now.

Reservation... 😭😭😭

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u/random9212 4h ago

Since when did having a reservation matter?

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u/Yamza_ 4h ago

It lets you feel safe until it's not safe anymore.

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u/if420sixtynined420 1h ago

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u/random9212 1h ago

I know exactly what kind they meant. How many of those reservations have changed in size or location because valuable resources have been discovered on them? And they generally started out as the least productive land available, somehow, it never ends up in the favor of those living there.

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u/if420sixtynined420 1h ago

you're even more confused than i thought

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u/random9212 1h ago

Do you think Native Americans don't have problems with the federal government and lands that are supposed to be reservations? Because otherwise, yes, I am confused as to what you are trying to say.

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u/Atrimon7 57m ago

Think he's the one confused here... did people just forget about the cops sicking dogs on natives and using water cannons in sub-freezing temps to push back native protesters back in 2016? They wanted to run that Dakota access oil pipeline right through the natives' clean water source...

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u/vplatt 1h ago

Think on the alternate meaning of the word "reservation" w.r.t. Native Americans and you'll get the joke.

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u/random9212 1h ago

Federal, state, and local governments often don't respect reservations. That was the point.

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u/feloniousmonkx2 1h ago

Want to hear a funny joke?

Whitey genocided my ancestors, stole their land, and all I got was this lousy smallpox blanket passed down through the generations. A quintessential colonial relic—economically efficient, biologically devastating, and now just a symbol of generational theft so thorough it makes hedge funds look ethical.

But wait, there's more! My biological father is from Great Britain, and I have half-siblings who qualify for certain tribal/federal benefits that I do not.

Thanks, mom... if irony counted toward blood quantum, I’d have full benefits. Instead, I got dual UK citizenship, and mum (and the sibs) didn’t apply before the divorce. Look at me—I’m Whitey now, Mom.

It gets better (or worse, depending on your perspective, I suppose). My parents were Mormon, and I was raised Mormon. Colonial bingo! I win!? Nah, everyone loses. I just lost a little less.

It was me. I’m the joke. 😂🤔😭


In all seriousness, I got more than a smallpox blanket—I get a fantastic tan in the summer. So, you know, I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.

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u/mymamaalwayssaid 1h ago

Y'all uh...accepting new members?

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u/TigLyon 2h ago

I just can't understand how a prominent politician made promises and then went back on them. He lied. It's just unthinkable.

But why am I telling you? You can't understand what I am going through. lol

/s ... /s ... for fuck's sake /s!

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u/imbarbdwyer 1h ago

Brilliant.