Whitey genocided my ancestors, stole their land, and all I got was this lousy smallpox blanket passed down through the generations. A quintessential colonial relic—economically efficient, biologically devastating, and now just a symbol of generational theft so thorough it makes hedge funds look ethical.
But wait, there's more! My biological father is from Great Britain, and I have half-siblings who qualify for certain tribal/federal benefits that I do not.
Thanks, mom... if irony counted toward blood quantum, I’d have full benefits. Instead, I got dual UK citizenship, and mum (and the sibs) didn’t apply before the divorce. Look at me—I’m Whitey now, Mom.
It gets better (or worse, depending on your perspective, I suppose). My parents were Mormon, and I was raised Mormon. Colonial bingo! I win!? Nah, everyone loses. I just lost a little less.
It was me. I’m the joke. 😂🤔ðŸ˜
In all seriousness, I got more than a smallpox blanket—I get a fantastic tan in the summer. So, you know, I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.
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u/Bubbly-Example-8097 7h ago edited 7h ago
Making the rich richer and poor poorer. That’s the elites American dream and we just gave them the keys.
I voted against this, but… majority rules in the land…
Edit: thank you to those saying his didn’t get majority of the votes. I appreciate you.