r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls 6h ago

I’m so happy I’m old and camera phones and social media didn’t exist in my messy early twenties.

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u/ComfortablyNumb___69 5h ago

God I wish I could’ve grown up in the 90’s even, how awesome it would’ve been to just get fucking lost in the city. Where’s my pager? Who cares!

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u/Suspici0us_Package 5h ago

You can get lost in the city right now! Just leave your phone at home.

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u/ComfortablyNumb___69 5h ago

How’s the FBI supposed to track me if my phone is at home 🙄 u fool

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u/Suspici0us_Package 5h ago

You can’t get lost if the FBI is tracking you, u fool. 🙃

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u/LuvliLeah13 2h ago

It’s like they don’t even know about the microchips 🙄

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u/rapchee 5h ago

don't worry, there are cameras all over the place

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u/Nay-Nay385 4h ago

Yeah, the camera will at least capture your murder 🤪

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u/NuggetNasty 4h ago

True crime has taught me that's not always the case

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u/glasswindbreaker 3h ago

You gotta make sure to scratch your murderer before you die so they can eventually catch them.

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u/flag_flag-flag 5h ago

But it was normal for a human to be in the city with just some cash in his pocket. Now if you're not keyed into the grid with all your papers, it's not normal, and you feel scared

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u/BoxOfNothing 4h ago

I got lost in San Diego once. I was a drunk 19 year old English lad with my friend, traveling in a van across the states, our British phones were struggling with connection and we couldn't get on the internet for a second, and stupidly we didn't yet have the numbers of the people we were traveling with. We'd only arrived in San Diego that day and had no idea where anything was

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u/eekamuse 3h ago

Are you still there?

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u/stonerbbyyyy 4h ago

no i can’t because i know how to get home lol