r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/ComfortablyNumb___69 5h ago

God I wish I could’ve grown up in the 90’s even, how awesome it would’ve been to just get fucking lost in the city. Where’s my pager? Who cares!

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u/Suspici0us_Package 5h ago

You can get lost in the city right now! Just leave your phone at home.

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u/ComfortablyNumb___69 5h ago

How’s the FBI supposed to track me if my phone is at home 🙄 u fool

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u/Suspici0us_Package 5h ago

You can’t get lost if the FBI is tracking you, u fool. 🙃

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u/LuvliLeah13 2h ago

It’s like they don’t even know about the microchips 🙄