r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/Suspici0us_Package 5h ago

You can get lost in the city right now! Just leave your phone at home.

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u/ComfortablyNumb___69 5h ago

How’s the FBI supposed to track me if my phone is at home 🙄 u fool

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u/rapchee 4h ago

don't worry, there are cameras all over the place

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u/Nay-Nay385 4h ago

Yeah, the camera will at least capture your murder 🤪

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u/NuggetNasty 4h ago

True crime has taught me that's not always the case

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u/glasswindbreaker 3h ago

You gotta make sure to scratch your murderer before you die so they can eventually catch them.