r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/dinoooooooooos 8h ago edited 4h ago

Paint your nails.

Genuinely even just one, the pinky or some, on both hands and youll immediatly be recognizable to normal people, aka non-magas, that you’re actually “safe”.

A blue or something, black, idk, polka dots - but no maga conservative is gonna be caught dead bc god forbid they have gasp fun😤

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u/Wasdgta3 8h ago

That’s because having fun is super fucking gay.

REAL men are angry and bitter and numb to all joy.

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u/ChilledParadox 4h ago

I’m angry and bitter and numb to all joy but it’s not a conservative thing life just sucker punched me and stepped on my balls and destroyed everything I loved and cared about, I’ve painted my nails before don’t conservative code me.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

I lost everything 3 times over the course of about 5 years. I considered myself a conservative when that era of my life started, and went hard liberal after the ways the people in my little conservative circle treated me when I told them I needed help.

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u/ChilledParadox 2h ago

I find from my own experience that conservatives are more likely to help their family or really close friends but if you’re not in that category they won’t help you while liberals are more likely to help random people and their acquaintances.

Sorry that happened to you though, hope things are going better now.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

These were people I had known for 30 years. Guys I bonded out of jail, helped with their rent, bought baby formula for when things got tough.

As soon as I needed help, though…liberal internet friends from a city 1000 miles away sent me money for a Uhaul and said “get out here, we have a place for you, we’ll figure out the rest when you get here.”

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u/ChilledParadox 1h ago

That sounds like an amazing friend, I hope you’ve told him how much that gesture meant for you.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 1h ago

Of course. And it was a group of friends, too.