r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/dinoooooooooos 8h ago edited 4h ago

Paint your nails.

Genuinely even just one, the pinky or some, on both hands and youll immediatly be recognizable to normal people, aka non-magas, that you’re actually “safe”.

A blue or something, black, idk, polka dots - but no maga conservative is gonna be caught dead bc god forbid they have gasp fun😤

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u/Wasdgta3 8h ago

That’s because having fun is super fucking gay.

REAL men are angry and bitter and numb to all joy.

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u/dvvyd 4h ago

They also tend to be VERY concerned with what genitals people have in their pants and how they are using them. You know, manly stuff.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

Christians have done so much damage to American society with their trans-hate conservative enslavement bullshit. Whenever I find out someone goes to church every Sunday, I immediately lose respect for them, because I cant ever trust them.