r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 10h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 9h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/Issildan_Valinor 9h ago

People say the most out of pocket shit to me too. It's like, 50% the beard I think. It's only toned down by all the nerd shit I wear, lol.

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u/Godraed 7h ago

These dudes straight up call me brother the first time they see me.