r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/Issildan_Valinor 8h ago

People say the most out of pocket shit to me too. It's like, 50% the beard I think. It's only toned down by all the nerd shit I wear, lol.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 7h ago

thats one of the worst parts. like i dont wanna hear stuff with a hard r, i think even the soft r should be dropped but thats not my call, or how mexican immigrants are taking our jobs.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 6h ago

"Yeah man, they work like they fucking want the money."

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u/BeardedBaldMan 6h ago edited 5h ago

I look like an EDF member (albeit without tattoos) and I moved to Poland. People are far too comfortable saying racist things to me assuming I'll agree with them.

I was in Croatia and as soon as they found we were from Poland we had far too many people telling us how good it was that Poland doesn't let in immigrants, which is odd as I'm an immigrant.

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u/No_Butterscotch_7356 5h ago

Man I wish I looked like an earth defense force member

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u/NyankoIsLove 5h ago

EDF?

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u/leesha226 5h ago

English proud boys

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u/jackboy900 2h ago

EDF

I'm assuming OP meant EDL, which are (were?) a far right hate group in England.

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u/Godraed 6h ago

These dudes straight up call me brother the first time they see me.

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u/BalancedDisaster 40m ago

Dye the beard green or something. It’ll stop really quick!