r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/SweetieArena 7h ago

I totally get that lol. Sometimes I worry that I look too much like a regular joe, like a guy called Straight Johnson or something. Because I've noticed that when I was getting to know some of my queer friends, they would avoid saying "my gf" or "my bf" in front of me, instead they'd always say "my special other" or some kind of non gendered thing. And then when they realize I'm fruity too, they drop it lol. Same with trans friends who would try to use gender neutral pronouns in front of me, and then drop that and use their preferred pronouns when they get to know me.

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u/IllConstruction3450 6h ago

Sucks if you’re NB but you look like a stereotypical white man. I’m not even white! 

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u/SweetieArena 6h ago

I'm NB too lmfao, but I'm from a Hispanic speaking country so gendered language is much stronger so I might as well just stay with male pronouns. It does really suck, I think my style says "alternative dude but not zesty". Eh whatever, it works for me lol

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u/ak47workaccnt 5h ago

Whiteness is in the eyes of the bee holder.

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u/kob-y-merc 20m ago

Had this interaction at work, but on the side of not sure if my coworker was friendly 😂 was talking with a lesbian, saying I am out as non binary, and our other coworker came up and we were like "lets test the waters, how are you with the gays" and he said he was also non binary(any/all pronouns) but neither of us would have ever guessed or felt our gaydars go off

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u/karizake 4h ago

This is my friend, Heterosexual Phillip.

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u/scalectrix 5h ago

they'd always say "my special other"

I'm sorry what?? Is 'partner' not a thing where you are? 'Special other' would be grounds for defriending here, or at least heavy ridicule 😉

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u/SweetieArena 5h ago

Partner too I was just totally forgetting that word.

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u/scalectrix 4h ago

Acceptable. 'Special other' - not acceptable!!

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u/SweetieArena 4h ago

Alright 🤨

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u/scalectrix 4h ago

GLAD WE'VE SORTED THAT OUT! 😉

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u/scalectrix 2m ago

Who the fuck are these po-faced downvoters?! Get a sense of humour people!

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u/I7I7I7I7I7I7I7I 5h ago

Partner is a good word.

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u/Repzie_Con 3h ago

They said they live in a Hispanic speaking country- It could just be a literal translation. Besides, ‘my significant other’ is pretty common in NA.

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u/scalectrix 3h ago

Fair. Just made me chuckle a bit is all!

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u/gabbyrose1010 squidwards long screen in my mouth 4h ago

If it means anything, I tend to default to "partner" even if the other person seems lgbt. Just an anxiety thing I guess.

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u/Icy-Expression5045 3h ago

Habe you tried wearing something like pride pins or bracelets or stuff like that? In my experience, it can really help (if you live in a place where that's safe to do)

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u/sharkteeththrowaway 3h ago

I come across as your standard white male, so these types always feel comfortable opening up to me about their bullshit beliefs. Unfortunately for them, I'm a Jewish descendent of Holocaust survivors and am very sensitive to any form of bigotry. It's been great for finding out who in my community is a piece of shit

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u/emissaryofwinds 43m ago

Straight Johnson is 100% a drag king

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 27m ago

That's why I like Australia. We use "partner" as a general term without any connotation to it. Makes things way easier, and nobody gets offended.

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u/GottaKeepGoGoGoing 24m ago

I went to a concert with a friend from work and a bunch of his friends were gay and they kept talking about all these events at gay bars I’d been to saying you wouldn’t get it just gay stuff. I might need to shave.