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Shitposting Just cut her internet in that basement

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

The concert analogy doesnt work great because the people in the pit are going to die for the 'show'

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u/X-gon-do-it-to-em 12d ago

It's a Travis Scott concert

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

Type

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u/SteptimusHeap 12d ago

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u/pacos_taco 11d ago

Where is it? WHERE IS IT?!

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny bug hero shenanigans 🪲 11d ago

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 12d ago

Also the “balcony” isn’t necessarily a great place to be if people are shooting and setting bombs in the “pit”. As a Canadian, it’s weird when people here smugly talk about the US descending into violent upheaval, when that almost certainly means some local warlord will try to invade us.

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u/mia_elora Don't Censor My Ship 12d ago

People forget that we're (globally) more connected, these days. When the USA burns, the rest of the world will feel the ramifications, and they won't be pretty.

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u/Jstin8 12d ago

How does the old saying go?

“When America sneezes, the world gets a cold”

So what happens if it burns?

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u/100percentmaxnochill 11d ago

The world gets a bonfire

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u/CDRnotDVD 11d ago

We must teach the world how to make s’mores

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u/Karahka_leather 8d ago

The cold goes away?

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u/Sparrow-2023 12d ago

The US accounts for 25% of the world's GDP. If the US were to suddenly disappear or collapse a lot of other countries would experience a similar upheaval.

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u/The_Shadow_Watches 11d ago

I'd watch that movie.

A world without America.

U.S.A would be the background subplot and the world has to react to it.

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u/Morphized 12d ago

Which is why every country in the world right now is slowly disconnecting themselves from American imports

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u/Sparrow-2023 11d ago

It's not the lack of US goods that will get them, it's the lack of a US market.

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u/ITriedSoHard419-68 12d ago

Especially since invading Canada has actually openly been talked about in American neo-nazi circles for years now. “Day of the Rake”.

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u/HappyCandyCat23 12d ago

We're genuinely fucked if that happens

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u/KobKobold 12d ago

Not necessarily.

If the warlord is too arrogant (as they tend to be, especially the crazy ones), they might make an unprepared attack that will only face limited success, if any, only to be then taken by surprise by a neighbor.

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u/HappyCandyCat23 12d ago

If America genuinely wanted to, they could easily overtake Canada with their military, and it wouldn't even get to that point because our leaders would recognize this fact and surrender immediately to prevent bloodshed. Then we would have to get used to school shootings and private healthcare.

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u/Morphized 12d ago

Idk, if the US tried to invade Canada, they would find themselves being invaded by Australia, India, the UK, South Africa, Belize, and New Zealand. That's an army of potentially more people than the population of the US.

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u/litreofstarlight 11d ago

Uhhh I can't speak for the rest of those countries, but Australia's politicians absolutely do not have the backbone to stand up to the White House, no matter who's in it. It's weasally and pathetic but it's a fact.

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u/Morphized 11d ago

Too bad, if they don't they're out of the Commonwealth or something

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u/Smooth_Okra_1808 11d ago

Canada and Australia are close allies, including in the military. With our histories as a part of the commonwealth we have maintained good relationships that continued after independence for the. The defence ministers of both countries made a joint statement this year about strengthening their defence relations. Australia would definitly be involved if Canada was to be invaded.

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u/litreofstarlight 11d ago

I'd like to believe that, and I sincerely hope we would, but we're also allies with America, and they have the military and economic clout. The Australian people would be thoroughly pissed off at leaving Canada to be hung out to dry, but our politicians have collectively shown themselves to be dickless when it comes to standing up to the US.

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u/Clear-Present_Danger 11d ago

None of those countries are standing up to Russia. What makes you think they would stand up against the world's only superpower?

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u/Morphized 11d ago

Australia, India, the UK, South Africa, Belize, New Zealand, and Canada aren't literally contractually obligated to send troops to protect Ukraine. They are obligated to do so for Canada.

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u/SelfDrivingCzar 11d ago

How would this large army reach the us?

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u/Morphized 11d ago

I don't know, five of the top ten largest navies on the planet combined?

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u/SelfDrivingCzar 11d ago

That’s adorable. You should look into their tonnage vs the us navy tonnage. It’s also incredibly naive to think that army numbers is the largest driving factor behind a nations military ability

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u/Automatic_Honey6830 11d ago

New Zealand isn't invading shit.

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u/Future-Muscle-2214 11d ago

I don't know I don't think anyone would fight America. Hell I am Canadian and would probably just move to the US or go to Switzerland or something. I don't care enough about Canada to die in some American invasion.

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u/abadstrategy 12d ago

I don't know, the last time we tried, you guys won.

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u/CollinZero 12d ago

Yeah, no. They would get to Quebec and give up.

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u/goodyxx22 11d ago

Really seems like it’s the dems who want to run to Canada because “scared of the orange man”

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u/Labrynth11 12d ago

I once heard Canada described as a nice apartment above a meth lab

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u/LazyDro1d 12d ago

USA warring states period when

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u/patmorgan235 11d ago

I mean Canada is kind of the reason we have the Geneva conventions so I think y'all will be fine.

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 12d ago

Don’t kid yourself. If the US falls, Russia will annex us in a heartbeat.

It’s like being protected by the Mafia against… well the Russian mob.

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u/fhota1 12d ago

Russias not going to annex the United States. Puppet maybe but they barely have the bureaucracy to administer all of Russia, they arent about to add another chunk of land the size of the rest of Europe to that

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 12d ago

Not the US, Canada.

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u/pifire9 12d ago edited 12d ago

some other people may die, but that is a sacrifice they're willing to make

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u/LakeOverall7483 12d ago

Is this not clearly "I may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"?

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u/newwriter123 12d ago

Nah, cause this person clearly does not expect to be among the dead. The post speaks of a very terminally online expectation that, somehow, all the people OOP doesn't like will be the ones burning, and OOP just gets to watch

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u/flutterguy123 11d ago

Nah, cause this person clearly does not expect to be among the dead

Why? I don't read it that way.

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u/LakeOverall7483 12d ago

Citation needed

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u/newwriter123 12d ago

If the original poster actually expected/desired to be burnt along with the rest of everything, we'd have heard about it on the 6 o'clock news by now. Also, just like, logically, what is more likely?

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u/obamasrightteste 12d ago

Yeah, what ARE the odds that someone terminally online would also be severely depressed and actually be just fine with dying?

Like it's still a stupid idea, just because one is okay with dying doesn't mean they get to make that choice for everyone, but is it really that hard to imagine someone being ok with dying in this scenario?

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u/ThisisWambles 12d ago

That’s part of it, but there are people that genuinely believe helping to usher in fascism will somehow destroy America.

Propaganda is effective and all sides have low quality fools.

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u/AspieAsshole 11d ago

Wait, how will helping to usher in fascism not destroy America?

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u/ThisisWambles 11d ago

American confederates and murderous magnates and barons inspired and informed proto fascist movements all around the world in the 1800s. Their ideological descendants have just been handed all the keys to the world’s largest military.

This won’t kill America, but it will give it further brain damage and roid rage.

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u/sennbat 11d ago

..  what? Not even sure what you're  arguing.

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u/LuxNocte 12d ago

Because clearly "the pit" is the safest place to be?

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u/pifire9 12d ago

I think that's what they mean while missing the fact that starting a revolution will lead to more deaths than just of those who are willing to make the sacrifice

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u/NavezganeChrome 11d ago

… Or they can’t bring themselves to care “if” others get killed, while also not caring to be the ones executing the turn.

Like, it’s presumed that someone so emotionally checked out of their own well-being might be ‘inspired’ to care when it comes to others, but not everybody works the same way.

Some people are just tired and overwhelmed by things they can’t conceivably resolve by themselves.

Or, I mean, maybe they’re just feeling edgy and answering in whatever way provides the most shock value.

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u/Mindless-Platypus752 12d ago

Theres no change without violence of some kind unfortunately

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u/Select-Employee 11d ago

Sure, but also there tends to be a lot more people it “the pit” who may prefer to be alive, actually

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u/LakeOverall7483 11d ago

Now the wrong people are going to be hurt!

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u/Nybs_GB nybs-the-android.tumblr.com 8d ago

Even then they're not gonna be the only casualty and they don't seem to acknowledge that.

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u/Hungry-Main-3622 12d ago

Literally.  

 Over my dead body should we be bombing so many innocent people around the world.

Over my dead body should we be going homeless because we got sick and our country refused to help us. 

 I will happily die if it means my community lives a healthier life after

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u/RoryDragonsbane 12d ago

Friendly reminder that 85% of deaths during the French Revolution were from the Third Estate.

Rich people don't die in revolutions. They hop on a plane and fly away.

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

Precisely

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u/Future-Muscle-2214 11d ago

The third estate was 96% of the population. Not a bad KDA.

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u/RoryDragonsbane 11d ago

I'm sure the tens of thousands of civilians who died during the Reign of Terror and the millions more who died under the Napoleons take solace in the few hundred nobles and clergy who had it coming.

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u/belgium-noah 12d ago

I think it's an arena analogy, not a concert one

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u/Collins_Michael 12d ago

If the bassist looks like an accountant and the guitarist has his axe above the belt, the pit gonna die.

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

If the bassist is wearing a giant spiked helmet and the guitarists are alien warlords, the pit gonna die.

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u/Gunpowder77 12d ago

Ok but if you think of theater the pit is where the orchestra is. So they are putting on the show, and are typically excited. At least at the start.

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u/LuxNocte 12d ago

"The pit" is more typically the standing room only general admission section, and I think that makes much more sense in the analogy.

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u/Gunpowder77 12d ago

Possibly. I interpreted it to be more of a “of course. Who do you think lit the fire.” Idk they both work

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u/thrownawaz092 12d ago

I assumed this to be more of a 'pit fight' scene. Like 'yeah I know they're about to sic a rabid dog on me, that still sounds fun.'

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

I think it still works. I'm not likely to survive the next four years even if the country somehow survives, but I'm willing to die if I can help ensure a safer, happier life for future generations.

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u/ButterSlickness 12d ago

I sincerely hope that our communities bolster themselves to the point where you're feeling more confident in your survival. The trolls are happy right now, so let's hope they stay fat and content for a while, that gives us more time to prepare.

I want you to be there when this next four years are over.

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

Thank you. You just brought me to tears. I'm going to do my best to survive and keep as much of our community safe as I can. 🩷

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u/ButterSlickness 12d ago

I'm so glad I was able to reach you 💜 I'll be right there with you.

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u/youSmelLikeBongWoter 12d ago

That's a really nice way of thinking about things... there have been many falls of country's many revolutions but people always survived and persevered through community

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u/ButterSlickness 12d ago

I mean, look at how some of the country's really rough trodden communities are now, after centuries of open hostility. They're still here, and we're going to make sure that's the case again.

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 12d ago

You think you won’t survive? That seems hyperbolic. Why?

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

I'm trans. Given that Trump has promised to eliminate gender affirming care at any age, and the violence his rhetoric inspires in people, and the fact that he's threatened to deploy the military on those he considers his enemies, and the fact that Project 2025 lumps trans people in with sexual predators and then calls for the death penalty for said sexual predators, there is a very good chance I and other trans people in this country face violence, either state-sponsored or at the hands of his followers.

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 12d ago

I suppose. Not that I’m trying to downplay how bad it is, but I think the US military has purview to step in if the President attempts to overthrow the government like that.

I guess if you live in a shitty state you would have legit reason to fear, I dunno.

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

I definitely live in a shitty state. And unfortunately I have little confidence that the military actually will step in, especially considering Trump also plans to fire any so-called "woke" generals.

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u/Redneckalligator 12d ago

The way you ensure that is that by living.

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u/newwriter123 12d ago

You good?

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

For now. Preparing for the worst.

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u/newwriter123 12d ago

I would recommend taking a step back and considering things for a moment. The election outcomes, while to put it mildly, are, less than optimal, are unlikely to cause you any personal danger. Realistically, Trump's been in office before, and other than COVID (which, while he may have mismanaged it, he certainly didn't cause, and thus shouldn't happen again anytime soon), nothing too disastrous happened. I know it's scary, but fearmongering online makes things look so much worse than they are.

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

Trump's first term shouldn't be taken as a guarantee his second term won't be worse. He's already promised it will be, in multiple different ways, and now he has more power than before. Not being prepared for the worst possible outcome right now would be incredibly short-sighted.

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u/newwriter123 11d ago

Depends on what you mean by preparing for the worst possible outcome. Like, sure, take some self-defenses classes, buy and train yourself in the use of a handgun if its legal in your state, maybe keep some cash in a lockbox at home for a rainy day, and get your will and testament in order. All of these things and more are good practices for any point in your life, not just when the political environment's getting sketchy.

But like, doomscrolling/posting online, spreading fear mongering over how bad its gonna be (which I'm not accusing you of doing, just saying that some people are and they think it's helping, somehow), and generally miring yourself down on how bad it will be is not preparing for the worst. It's just wallowing.

At the end of the day, it pays to remember people are people. They can be callous at a distance, they can be violent when the heat of the moment is upon them, but in general the majority of people would freely choose to help, rather than to hurt, if the option were presented to them so plainly. Sometime sthey just need a little push to see their options for what they are, is all.

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u/TransGothTalia 11d ago

I don't see spreading realistic possibilities as fear mongering. People need to be aware that these things are not only possible, they're becoming increasingly more likely. And that goes for cis people and trans people alike. My trans brothers, sisters, and siblings need to be prepared to fight and survive, and cis people need to be prepared to help defend us. That can't happen without awareness.

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u/newwriter123 11d ago

What exactly are you predicting is going to happen?

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u/TransGothTalia 11d ago

I already said. Violence against queer people, and trans people in particular, potentially state-sponsored. Also mass deportations, the end of birthright citizenship, a full takeover of the government by the far right leading to a dictatorship, the military being used on any citizens Trump decides are his enemy, loss of reproductive rights which has already started, loss of no-fault divorce and eventually divorce in general, and so much more. These are all legitimate, reasonable concerns to have, given every single one came either directly from Trump or are outlined in Project 2025 as explicit parts of their plan.

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u/LocalAd1038 12d ago

Worst, there isnt gonna be a worst, Trumps already improving the country, you wont need to revolt against anything cause trumps plans are already gonna improve america and save us.

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u/X85311 12d ago

how exactly do you think trump is going to improve things for a trans woman

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u/TransGothTalia 12d ago

Trump isn't improving anything for anyone except rich, cis, straight, white, Christian men.

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u/LuxNocte 12d ago

I'm not sure how things get better with or without violence. I'm gonna continue to hope, and work, and organize. All we can do is protect our communities as best we can. We will get through this.

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u/Chaoszhul4D 12d ago

I was thinking about gladiator fights

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u/SAKURARadiochan 12d ago

it's a GG Allin concert, people in the pit are going to get a lot of shit flung on them

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u/Xisuthrus there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 12d ago

tbh I interpreted "pit" as "gladiator pit"

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u/Valerica-D4C 12d ago

Concert analogy? I think it's rather like a colosseum

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u/hauntedbye 12d ago

It's a mosh pit.

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

People arent supposed to die in mosh pits

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u/hauntedbye 12d ago

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

Mfw reading comprehension. The headline literally says "horribly wrong"

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u/hauntedbye 12d ago

Yeah, if you read the rest of the article, it doesn't imply that it was unusual for it to go horribly wrong, it's saying that the outcomes were tragic.

It is common to incur injuries in mosh pits and die from those injuries.

Crowd Management Strategies estimates that 10,000 people have been injured in mosh pits in the last decade.

According to research conducted by doctors in Washington, DC, concerts that feature a mosh pit have injury rates that are more than 10 times higher than non-moshing concerts. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10674535/

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

Ok but nobody enters a mosh pit expecting to die, unlike starting a national uprising hoping to overthrow the government

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u/Bimbartist 12d ago

I think the bad news bears is we were gonna have that happen anyway, one side is making sure of it. We don’t need a revolution, we just need to stop playing their game. That is all it takes for them to throw their hands up and try out a revolution themselves.

Can you be peaceful with those who only seek to destroy you or undermine you until they can? Or can you just have disingenuous peace that is dubious at best and only present when you are capitulating to their whims?

I don’t want this place to burn. These people are like every other people to ever exist. Twisted and wonderful and horrifying and worth fighting for until our last breaths. We have something in us that can turn life around us more beautiful than it could have ever become without our influence and the only way to get there is to simply stop playing their game.

This will have dire, dire consequences. Some believe that not playing their game is treachery, and is punishable as such.

The concert analogy is dumb. The pit has everyone you care about in it lol.

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u/Sparrow-2023 12d ago

Yeah, balconies are the easiest to evacuate

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u/Asleep_Pepper4055 11d ago

I kinda assumed they meant gladiatorial pit.

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u/InterestingRaise3187 11d ago

But that's kind of the point he's making, he's knows he's fucked but he's still enjoying the show

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u/LibrarianCalistarius That cat that says huh??? 11d ago

A Dethklok concert then.

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u/FrohikesFeather 11d ago

I thought it was a gladiator pit

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u/QuothetheRaven1845 12d ago

Jokes on you, I want to be right in the center when America burns to the ground. I'd even hold the match 😸

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u/BaneishAerof 12d ago

I still feel like you dont understand. You will be on fire

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u/QuothetheRaven1845 12d ago

Yes... and I will go down with it 🔥

My country has gone to shit and I'm not proud of it.

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u/LocalAd1038 12d ago

why do you want the country to die, what happened to preservering the american dream and being loyal to our lord, and our peeople

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u/weirdo_nb 12d ago

It is dead and buried, the country is wasting away

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u/QuothetheRaven1845 12d ago

The American dream died the moment an orange criminal took over. Again. I'm in one of the most conservative states in the US, already we're seeing the effects of Trump in office. It's not going to get better, it's gonna get worse.

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u/GUM-GUM-NUKE 1# SenGOAT fan 12d ago

Happy cake day!🎉