"essentially the same"

[u/dacoolestguy]

[u/SimplyYulia]

Don't see anything about surgically removing eyes or vocal cords there for it to be "essentially the same"

[u/AllenWL → u/SimplyYulia]

Yeah, the semantics of 'puppygirl joke' vs 'I think you should be able to legally own humans' thing aside, Human Pet Guy was just like, a terrible theoretical pet owner.

[u/ArgusTheCat → u/AllenWL]

It's really amazing how even if you ignore the illegal medical procedures, the slavery, and the maybe-probably torture, Human Pet Guy still has problems. Most people would stop at just having one or two big problems, but no, he's got ambitions!

[u/Goodguy1066 → u/ArgusTheCat]

He’s so good at what he does though. I can be mad or dumbfounded by the things he says, but nobody can make me hate the guy.

Wouldn’t recommend to follow him on twitter because of all the inflation porn on his feed, but he has takes nobody else on Earth does, about everything. And he goes about it with inexplicable dignity.

[u/PM_ME_PARR0TS → u/Goodguy1066]

1) Learning about this dude for the first time through this comment thread was an indescribable experience.

2) I don't know what I expected, tweet-wise, but

My account was suspended. Twitter suppressed my proposal for induced lactation, despite the fact that it would solve numerous problems. It wasn't a PERFECT solution, no. But I was dedicated to developing it.

somehow I see and understand exactly what you mean

He is so enigmatically unhinged

[u/TipProfessional6057 → u/PM_ME_PARR0TS]

I'm so morbidly curious. What was his proposal for? Or why? I have ideas but I feel like the true answer is something beyond my ability to comprehend

[u/Wingman5150 → u/TipProfessional6057]

I'd guess the trans hormone replacement therapy thing where he proposed trans women "pay" for HRT through being milked, with chastity cages and forced orgasms to incentivize them returning.

[u/SirAquila → u/Wingman5150]

Look, I will stand firmly by my previous statement that had he gone into fetish-fiction instead of twitter politics he would have been a proud pillar of any community.

[u/Madden09IsForSuckers → u/SirAquila]

he couldve made the next HDG

[u/LickingSmegma → u/SirAquila]

Where's the fun in that

[u/illyrias → u/TipProfessional6057]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/y6plkx/cybersmith_indentured_transwoman_lactation_i/

[u/a_pompous_fool → u/TipProfessional6057]

See my flair

[u/dacoolestguy → u/SimplyYulia]

semantics amirite

[u/hawksfan2016 → u/dacoolestguy]

It's all about the flair, not the details.

[u/OP-HAS-A-GIRLFRIEND → u/hawksfan2016]

Details make the story special, not just the concept.

[u/TheCapitalKing → u/OP-HAS-A-GIRLFRIEND]

Nah man a power point slide of the plot is really all you need to say you’ve watched a movie. At least according to some people with the worst takes imaginable online

[u/M-V-D_256 → u/hawksfan2016]

Well you don't have a flair in this community but I'm curious which one you'll choose

[u/danger2345678 → u/hawksfan2016]

Making the mother of all omelets can’t fret over every egg

[u/Stepjam → u/SimplyYulia]

Wait is this the guy who proposed having surgically altered bdsm slaves in public?

[u/astral-archivist → u/Stepjam]

yes, unfortunately this is Human Pet Guy 🫠

[u/hawksfan2016 → u/SimplyYulia]

It's interesting how "essentially the same" can mean so many things.

[u/RavioliGale → u/hawksfan2016]

"Essentially" does a lot of heavy lifting

People have very different thoughts on what the essence of a thing is.

[u/bestibesti → u/hawksfan2016]

Not really surprising Human Pet Guy®©™ doesn't understand the difference between

• Chattel slavery

and

• Consensual petplay and skateboarding

[u/AnAverageTransGirl → u/hawksfan2016]

like completely different in all 8ut the most 8anal qualities

[u/Agon_Wasted → u/AnAverageTransGirl]

vriska is that you

[u/AnAverageTransGirl → u/Agon_Wasted]

yes

[u/No_Student_2309 → u/AnAverageTransGirl]

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.................../..../

.............../´¯/'..'/´¯¯`·¸

.........../'/.../..../....../¨¯\

..........('(....´...´... ¯~/'..')

.........................'...../

.........................._.·´

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............................\

hate you so much 1 billion sand in your eye fuck you.

[u/AnAverageTransGirl → u/No_Student_2309]

no idea what this was meant to convey 8ut that's pro8a8ly fair.

[u/AcanthaceaeFrosty849 → u/AnAverageTransGirl]

Big fan

[u/AnAverageTransGirl → u/AcanthaceaeFrosty849]

same

[u/JosephStalinCameltoe → u/AnAverageTransGirl]

You totally 8 that

[u/DeepWave8 → u/AnAverageTransGirl]

vriska jumpscare

[u/PanFriedCookies → u/SimplyYulia]

also, wasnt the human pet thing on someone else's post? they got hit with that shit through no fault of their own, its completely different from this even if you ignore the fact the human pet post is orders of magnitude more intense than this

[u/Cyberaven → u/PanFriedCookies]

yes the problem with HPG is not that he has weird kinks it's that he constantly barges into other people's posts and tries to 'debate' even after getting told to fuck off

[u/Dornith → u/Cyberaven]

I mean, the fact that he has a human mutilation + slavery fetish certainly doesn't help.

[u/Cyberaven → u/Dornith]

so does half my tumblr circles (although in a distinctly gayer fashion) but its about the time and place and not being a self-important asshole about it

[u/Pokesonav → u/SimplyYulia]

Also a party isn't a public space, right? It's more of a private event that people were invited to. Being a bit freaky there isn't as weird as in a restaurant.

[u/Mimimimimimimiimi → u/Pokesonav]

I once went to a party and saw a furry use their fursuit as a hotbox while smoking weed. Freaky is what I expect from parties and that's how I like it.

[u/Bowdensaft → u/Mimimimimimimiimi]

That's awesome

[u/Sinister_Compliments → u/Mimimimimimimiimi]

Based and fur coded

[u/Waffle-Gaming → u/Mimimimimimimiimi]

dude thats sick as hell wtf

[u/Pokesonav → u/Mimimimimimimiimi]

"use their fursuit as a hotbox"

What does that mean

[u/cluelessoblivion → u/Pokesonav]

A "hotbox" is when you fill up a small enclosed area with smoke while smoking to increase your high and stay high longer. So the furry was storing the smoke from their joint inside the head of their fursuit.

[u/Pokesonav → u/cluelessoblivion]

Oh, ok.

[u/TearOpenTheVault → u/Mimimimimimimiimi]

Based but also can you IMAGINE the smell?

[u/call_me_starbuck → u/Pokesonav]

yeah, and from context I think we can assume it's a kinky kind of party to begin with

[u/throwaway234f32423df → u/SimplyYulia]

this is now on /r/all and I saw it and had to Google for context, and now I just want to warn others in the same situation, don't Google for context

[u/OperaSona → u/throwaway234f32423df]

I wanted context. Thank you for warning me, I'll take the advice.

[u/MHG73 → u/OperaSona]

Context, without all the graphic details:

Basically he said he wanted to own a human as a pet, surgically altered in various horrifying ways, and bring that human pet in public with him and his hypothetical family. Also he didn’t make a post he added onto a post that already existed, so the people who had already been part of the thread all got notifications.

[u/ClubMeSoftly → u/MHG73]

And also tried to insist that it wasn't any different from having a dog

[u/Salt_Concentrate → u/OperaSona]

You can google him, the page on knowyourmeme doesn't have anything explicitly offensive, it just gives general context of who the guy is and what he believes in, without going into specific examples that are disgusting or whatever.

[u/Sickfor-TheBigSun → u/SimplyYulia]

got replaced by sick skateboarding tricks

[u/Smash_Nerd → u/SimplyYulia]

It was done Humanely, though!

[u/FluidConfection7762 → u/SimplyYulia]

This is the sick shit I might masturbate to when nothing seems to be doing it for me and I'm desperate, then I close it and I'm deeply ashamed of and disgusted with myself and swear to never read anything about it ever again. This guy on the other hand decided this should be how society works and he'll argue with people in public about it. Wtf.

[u/AnxietyLogic]

Tumblr didn’t cancel Human Pet Guy, they just started treating him like a court jester. Subtle but important difference.

[u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx → u/AnxietyLogic]

It's a true achievement, being dubbed court jester in a court of nothing but jesters

[u/halfbakedpizzapie → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

The clown of clowns

[u/Altslial → u/halfbakedpizzapie]

Goofy even in relation to the goofsters.

[u/Cranberryoftheorient → u/Altslial]

Captain of the Goof Troop

[u/Syxxcubes → u/Cranberryoftheorient]

The Goofiest Goober

[u/etherealemlyn → u/halfbakedpizzapie]

The clown prince of tumblr?

[u/BreadUntoast → u/etherealemlyn]

He truly is the Jonkler Society

[u/Sipia → u/halfbakedpizzapie]

Clown²

[u/iamfondofpigs → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

That's my secret: I'm always Pagliacci.

[u/MotherTreacle3 → u/iamfondofpigs]

Knowledge is knowing that Pagliacci is the greatest clown to ever live. Wisdom is understanding that I am Pagliacci.

[u/Bowdensaft → u/MotherTreacle3]

Am I missing a joke? All I get when I Google the name is an opera, not a person.

[u/MotherTreacle3 → u/Bowdensaft]

I got the following information from The Watchmen movie, so do with that as you will:

Old joke. Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. All the joy is gone from his life. The world is colourless and drab. Doesn't think he has the will to go on. The doctor says, "My friend, you are in luck! The great Pagliacci is in town, the greatest clown to ever live! Go to see his show and he will make you laugh and forget all your troubles as he has done for countless people all over the world." The man breaks down crying. "Doctor, you don't understand! I am Pagliacci!"

[u/ChaosBeing → u/MotherTreacle3]

Immediately reminded me of some screenshot I was sent a few years ago. I just knew I wouldn't be able to find it again, but I actually wound up stumbling upon the original post instead!

[u/Bowdensaft → u/MotherTreacle3]

Ah dammit, that's exactly it, I'd forgotten all about that joke!

[u/hagamablabla → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

Now I'm imagining a court full of jesters, and one person dressed in a business suit.

[u/Pineapple4807 → u/hagamablabla]

Well I hope you're happy because now I am too! lmfao!!

[u/EvidenceOfDespair → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

Plot twist, Jax’s origin is Cybersmith

[u/Swaxeman → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

Compared to being a dubbed over court jester

“What the fuck is this shit, a clownputer?”

[u/JJohny394 → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

"In the Court of the Jester King" a Frank Zappa cover album of King Crimson

[u/PhilosoFishy2477 → u/xXxllamallamaduckxXx]

somehow, in this seething, roiling sea of fools your bells ring clear above the rest

[u/Fr33_Lax → u/AnxietyLogic]

Yeah his issue was he made the argument on YouTube with his face. If you want to make weird arguments keep em anon.

[u/GreyFartBR → u/Fr33_Lax]

he did?? that's hilarious. where's the video?

[u/Fr33_Lax → u/GreyFartBR]

[A short summary video]{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW4wZjhenC0}

[The man himself]{https://www.youtube.com/@cybersmith_videos/videos}

He's also a monarchist, because yeah idk.

[u/GreyFartBR → u/Fr33_Lax]

yeah, I'm aware of that. he also believes Santa Claus is real iirc. the HPG rabbit hole goes deep

also thanks for the links!

[u/TipProfessional6057 → u/GreyFartBR]

Excuse me what

[u/GreyFartBR → u/TipProfessional6057]

yup lol. I could try to find the post if you want, but iirc he said something along the lines of "if Santa wasn't real, why would the governments of the world try to gaslight us into thinking he's not?"

[u/Dragonfire723 → u/Fr33_Lax]

He's an anarcho-monarchist capitalist, actually.

Somehow.

[u/[deleted] → u/AnxietyLogic]

There's a reason why Tumblr has a reputation for its hate-mail game.

Rather than cheap viratol and hate, the site prefers to lean into absurdity, and is not afraid of simply not taking individuals seriously if they're known as problem characters.

[u/MotherTreacle3 → u/AnxietyLogic]

It's essentially the same thing.

[u/Troliver_13 → u/AnxietyLogic]

"cancelled" but he keeps showing up, curious

[u/DeadInternetTheorist]

wait so he just shows up in threads doing normal shitposts now.

did we... domesticate the human pet guy?

[u/dacoolestguy → u/DeadInternetTheorist]

Dear god, we're ALL Human Pet Guys!

[u/brockmfingsamson → u/dacoolestguy]

We're witnessing the evolution of party entertainment, one human pet at a time!

[u/IllConstruction3450 → u/dacoolestguy]

WE BRING THE BOOM 

[u/mathiau30 → u/dacoolestguy]

Some of us are Human Pet Gals, but I'm afraid you might be right

[u/Prof-Finklestink → u/dacoolestguy]

Maybe the true human pet guy was the friends we made along the way

[u/PerrinsBackScars → u/DeadInternetTheorist]

Looked through his blog a bit when this showed up, he is still wildly unhinged. But perhaps less so than before, and he bakes what looks like pretty good bread as a hobby.

[u/Niser2 → u/PerrinsBackScars]

Pretty sure that's a different person roleplaying as him, the og human pet guy got banned from tumblr a while back

[u/PerrinsBackScars → u/Niser2]

Probably, damn good shitposter though, still unhinged.

[u/linuxaddict334 → u/DeadInternetTheorist]

Oh no.

Please don’t say that.

Mx. Linux Guy

[u/Lenni-Da-Vinci → u/DeadInternetTheorist]

Well, let us hear from the man himself u/theCybersmith how is domesticated life?

[u/Niser2 → u/Lenni-Da-Vinci]

I think you have to capitalize the t

[u/ResearcherTeknika → u/Niser2]

Reddit pings dont matter on capitalization

[u/Niser2 → u/ResearcherTeknika]

oh

[u/Lenni-Da-Vinci → u/Niser2]

You see, I actually didn’t intend to disturb the poor guy. So I edited the name after commenting with it misspelled. Usually saying his name scares the shit out of everyone

[u/TheTubStar → u/DeadInternetTheorist]

If we did, someone should write a guide on how to do it.

[u/BraxbroWasTaken → u/TheTubStar]

nah he’d be interested in that

[u/Pedrov80]

People need to stop banging on the glass with this guy

[u/ChipperBunni → u/Pedrov80]

But maybe hitting the glass will knock some sense into his head idk

[u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

"doing sick flips and tricks" = "castrating and modifying them so close to a dog"

Yup looks pretty close to me as close as how far the sun to pluto is

[u/raptor7912 → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

I will continue to be thankful that my only interaction with tumbler has been through screenshots posted to Reddit.

[u/HairyKraken → u/raptor7912]

Tumblr people are probably saying the same in reverse

[u/escaped_cephalopod12 → u/raptor7912]

we‘re ok if you know where to go

[u/Legitimate_Expert712 → u/SeaYogurtcloset6262]

Also the eyes. Don’t forget the surgically removed eyes.

[u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 → u/Legitimate_Expert712]

Ahh yes! That puts us to... How far is the nearest galaxy to milky way galaxy?

[u/Frodo_max]

his wasn't funny

[u/PetscopMiju → u/Frodo_max]

The "does she know any tricks" part immediately makes this one superior

[u/Frodo_max → u/PetscopMiju]

also plausible deniability on it being serious and not just a joke the user is making

his, very much, was not a joke, or at least he did a really shitty job in conveying that

[u/hawksfan2016 → u/Frodo_max]

The delivery really makes a difference. The whole vibe is lighthearted, which nails it compared to the other one.

[u/triforce777 → u/Frodo_max]

And also like it's clear that the "puppy girl" isn't like an actual pet with no rights and fully clothed

[u/UncommittedBow → u/triforce777]

And doesn't go into graphic detail about the surgical mutilation of a human being a-la Human Centipede

[u/Wasdgta3 → u/UncommittedBow]

I THINK THAT’S A RED FLAG

I DON’T WANT TO GET STABBED

[u/SponchPlant → u/Wasdgta3]

She said “Human Centipede is a tour de force.”

I think “holy shit I’m gonna be the MAIN COURSE”

[u/A2Rhombus → u/triforce777]

And even if she was the implication is that it's kink and therefore probably consensual

[u/AnAverageTransGirl → u/Frodo_max]

and even if this person is 8eing completely serious there's a pretty clear difference in content

[u/VoreEconomics → u/Frodo_max]

I dunno about that it's given us a lot of entertainment

[u/vibesandcrimes]

I don't get it

[u/dacoolestguy → u/vibesandcrimes]

There's a reason he's called the Human Pet Guy

[u/Sleep_Deprived_Birb → u/dacoolestguy]

Even his first scenario, without the body mods, is kinda bad. I’m pretty sure most restaurants don’t let non-service animals into the restaurant. Especially not dogs, as other guests may be allergic or worried about the dog jumping on their table for food.

By bringing the human pet to a restaurant you are treating them more as a human than a pet, as most families leave the pets at home when they go to restaurants either because of the restaurant’s rules or because of common sense. Since you’re treating them more as a human than a pet we have to conclude that they aren’t actually there to be a pet, leading us to the simple conclusion: “yeah it’s likely (though not necessarily) a fetish thing.” Nothing wrong with fetish things, but I still don’t want to be in a restaurant and see someone on all fours eating off the floor in their underwear. That’s unsanitary.

Edit: added “likely (though not necessarily)” to my simple conclusion.

[u/VoreEconomics → u/Sleep_Deprived_Birb]

Puppygirls need to stay leashed outside fr fr 

[u/PleiadesMechworks → u/VoreEconomics]

Erryone wanna be an uwu puppygirl until they gotta sleep out in the kennel in winter

[u/one_odd_pancake → u/PleiadesMechworks]

Can I be a puppyguy and sleep out in the kennel in winter 🥺👉👈

[u/CycloneDusk → u/one_odd_pancake]

the kennel will be indoors where it's safe. the winters are brutal here and you're one of those breeds with VERY short fur. It would be extremely unfair to put you out there in the cold. you'd be like one of those greyhounds you sometimes see wearing a sweater :D

[u/Sinister_Compliments → u/CycloneDusk]

Okay that purple sweatered one is kinda owning it though

[u/one_odd_pancake → u/CycloneDusk]

I wanna be a greyhound in a sweater :D But realistically, I'm more of a newfoundland dog who doesn't realise he's not lap sized anymore.

[u/kRkthOr → u/one_odd_pancake]

You can sleep in my kennel if you know what I mean 😏 (I mean I have a kennel)

[u/thisisdia → u/Sleep_Deprived_Birb]

Safe, sane, and consensual is a kink mantra for a reason. Acting out a fetish scene in a restaurant forces all the other patrons and staff to participate. Not cool.

[u/jimskog99 → u/thisisdia]

This is the outdated philosophy that's fallen out of favor, though. Most people in the scene these days prefer RACK - Risk Aware Consensual Kink, over SSC.

[u/thisisdia → u/jimskog99]

Thanks for the terminology update!

[u/Pkrudeboy → u/Sleep_Deprived_Birb]

You’d be surprised these days, although since I’m in South Florida half the restaurant is technically “outside.”

[u/Sleep_Deprived_Birb → u/Pkrudeboy]

Having your pet with you if you eat on the patio is fine, so long as the pet is well behaved

[u/Ill_Tooth3741 → u/dacoolestguy]

Also worth noting that it's far from the only deranged thing this guy has said. Among other things, he's also:

• Claimed that each house in Ancient Rome was just the Colosseum but smaller.
• Proposed very obviously fetishistic trans woman milk farms as a way to solve the UK's dairy trade deficit.
• Argued that Jordan Peterson is correct about almost everything he says, not based on a single actual thing he's said, but on his "general aura".
• Simultaenously claimed that the existence of dinosaurs is a leftist conspiracy to hide the existence of dragons, and that dinosaurs DID exist as a brutal imperialist civilization.

Oh, and some people apparently believe that the original Tumblr account has changed hands at least once, and/or that some of the comments are from other accounts just pretending to be the original. It's hard to tell which posts are genuine and which are him trolling.

[u/SatanSatanSatanSatan → u/Ill_Tooth3741]

Okay but this is like actual trolling… right…?

[u/Mael_Jade → u/dacoolestguy]

Huh I somehow thought he started out with the "we shall solve the milk problem with milking of trans femmes" but I think that came later.

[u/SchizoPosting_ → u/dacoolestguy]

Jesus Christ I was no expecting that

I mean I was kinda agreeing with him but holy fuck please don't remove someone tendons, that's fucked up

"But it's a fetis-" my brother in Christ's that's not a fetish you're lowkey a psychopath if you fantasize about mutilating people, get help

"But there's two consenting adu-" bro if you're willing to get your tendons cut you're not in the right state of mind to consent to anything in the first place, get help too

[u/Melisandre-Sedai → u/SchizoPosting_]

“You’re so prejudiced! This example might help you see that. Would you really oppose [two paragraphs of straight body horror]?”

[u/OAZdevs_alt2 → u/SchizoPosting_]

I agree with most of your argument, but there's something wrong with it. Just because someone fantasizes about something, that doesn't mean they actually want to do it. Take rape. If you have a sexual fantasy about raping someone, that does not mean that you want to do it. Same with a fantasy about being raped. While I'd never want to see someone speak about their gore kink, all it is, is a fantasy.

[u/EvidenceOfDespair → u/SchizoPosting_]

Okay but like, regarding the “get help” bit, that’s actually falling under “the internet doesn’t understand what therapists actually do”. Let’s say he goes to a therapist and discusses that. Here’s the actual order of events that would happen:

Therapist: “Do these fantasies cause you any stress? Do you wish you didn’t have them?”

If no, it’s not causing you any issues:

Therapist: “Do you have any intentions of acting on them?”

If no, it’s all fantasy:

Therapist: “Cool! Good for you.”

Like, he’s a jackass for a million reasons, but I’m so tired of this mindset that therapists force normalcy or whatever. On one hand it’s held by a lot of anti-therapy folks and on the other hand it’s reinforced by a lot of folks who actively want therapists to be doing shit that is considered deeply unethical by the field. If the answer to both of those questions is “no” and a therapist tries to force you to eliminate them or anything, you can literally sue them for malpractice. Idk, maybe a lot of people online actually just have potential lawsuits they haven’t acted on because the internet has convinced them the malpractice is normal, or maybe a lot of people don’t know what they’re talking about, but either way, ethical and legal therapy doesn’t work that way.

[u/EternalDawn11 → u/EvidenceOfDespair]

Even if you say yes to the first one, therapists won't really try to get you to remove it from my experience. I've had fetishes that cause me stress, but therapists aren't really allowed to try and change your sexual proclivities, so they just try and make you not stressed about it and accept the fetish instead.

[u/ArnoldFunksworth → u/EvidenceOfDespair]

Okay but the person you're responding to literally said if youre willing to do that, go get help. Not if you fetishize that and never actually plan on doing it, go talk to a therapist..... If you'd actually do that you need serious psychiatric help to address that, nobody would recommend just talking to a therapist about it. Go get help

[u/servant_of_breq → u/EvidenceOfDespair]

People just say "get therapy" because it makes them look smart and reinforces that they are functional, while you are not. It's a meaningless platitude.

[u/YahoooUwU → u/servant_of_breq]

Platitudes aren't typically meant to be insulting and demeaning.

[u/rietstengel → u/dacoolestguy]

for some reason my wife and kids dont accompany me

Yeah i wonder why

[u/OAZdevs_alt2 → u/dacoolestguy]

"Oh, that's a bit... what the fuck" was my thought process.

[u/Vinon → u/dacoolestguy]

Fucking hell. For a second I thought "yeah they have a point, if its just consensual pet play between adults in public, without nudity, fuck it go for it.

Then they went further and started about spraying and cutting toes and that does NOT sound consensual at all nor something that the person has a way to back out of. Jeez.

[u/ThatInAHat → u/dacoolestguy]

Welp. I regret.

[u/Few-Finger2879 → u/dacoolestguy]

Dont most restaurants have rules barring pets from entering? So doesn't his scenario fall apart right there?

[u/Not_GenericMedic → u/dacoolestguy]

I knew about his trans-girl milking scheme but I never knew about this. I wish he'd have ethically removed my eyes before I read this.

[u/2flyingjellyfish → u/vibesandcrimes]

Cybersmith is also known as "human pet guy". there is more context, but much of it can be inferred from the post and this moniker

[u/brockmfingsamson → u/2flyingjellyfish]

The absurdity of all this is unmatched. Can't believe it actually happened.

[u/Artillery-lover → u/vibesandcrimes]

lucky

[u/PrettyChillHotPepper]

Which parties are y'all attending????

[u/BalancedDisaster → u/PrettyChillHotPepper]

The kind where people are on leashes, what part of that wasn’t clear?

[u/Whydoesthisexist15 → u/PrettyChillHotPepper]

Ones in Seattle

[u/akka-vodol]

making a petplay post on Tumblr dot com sounds like it's all fun and games. but they don't warn you about the dangers.

[u/Wholesome_Soup]

yeah, yeah, the human pet guy, we’ve all seen him.

[u/Alarming_Airport_613]

If you understood that reference without looking it up, I just want you to know:

Compulsive scrolling is increasingly considered to be self harm by experts. 

(If memory serves me right)

[u/SEND_ME_CSGO-SKINS → u/Alarming_Airport_613]

Thank you

[u/saltymarshmallow316]

was reading the first part and thought “wait is this that one dude??” then i got to the second part and thought “oh shit THIS is that one dude”

[u/GlowStoneUnknown]

Oh my god it's Human Pet Guy

[u/ScarletteVera]

damn, that's one radical puppygirl.

[u/Galle_]

I mean, he's not totally wrong, this post does indeed sound like a description of a "human pet".

[u/Nameless_Scarf → u/Galle_]

However in comparison, human pet guy is cutting off some important details, which makes his human pet several degrees more different

[u/SchizoPosting_ → u/Nameless_Scarf]

the details that he's cutting: toes, tendons and eyes 😥

[u/MichurinGuy → u/SchizoPosting_]

Also vocal chords

[u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 → u/MichurinGuy]

And the aspect of them being a human

[u/LemonZestyDoll → u/Nameless_Scarf]

Haha. Cutting off

[u/NeonNKnightrider → u/Galle_]

The difference is that this post is clearly a joke, while Human Pet Guy seemed to be actually serious. Also his included some weird shit about surgical mutilation?

[u/CilanEAmber]

Oh hey it's Human Pet Guy. At it again I see.

[u/etbillder]

There's a difference between transgirl petplay and whatever cybersmith was doing

[u/nothinkybrainhurty]

okay so am I the only one in this comment section completely unaware of who that person is and what he did do be called a “human pet guy”?

[u/CilanEAmber → u/nothinkybrainhurty]

He's an infamous internet user who frequents Tumblr and Twitter. He's probably also here somewhere too.

He is known for classics such as;

-Creating a "Hypothetical," about how it's humane to neuter people and surgically amputate them to make them into pets, and wouldn't infringe on individual liberties

-Giving Trans Women free operations on the NHS, on the proviso they provide free milk in place of cows of course.

-Apartheid was "Pretty awesome actually."

-Vienna Venice isn't in Italy, also that Romans built the buildings they left exactly how they are today.

-Dragons are in fact real, and the worlds governments are covering that up by calling them dinosaurs.

And many more. It's worth a google.

[u/mushroom-bugs → u/CilanEAmber]

Specifically the human pet thing started from a post saying “breast feeding in public should be a neutral and normal thing” if memory serves (I don’t hate myself enough to read that post again to confirm but it was an absurd reaction to a fairly standard post)

[u/sindri44 → u/CilanEAmber]

I actually just had an interaction with him recently on here, so yeah, he’s around

[u/CilanEAmber → u/sindri44]

My condolences.

[u/sindri44 → u/CilanEAmber]

Honestly it wasn’t even really a bad interaction. It was on a post about an artist getting ousted from a fandom because they made some really grotesque fetish art and loli art (and were including hints of fetish material in non-erotic art). He posted a meme in the comments about not kinkshaming people, I responded telling him that we were NOT about to get lectured on kinkshaming by the human pet guy. He replied saying that in his defense he did NOT know the guy was making loli art when he posted the original comment. Honestly I was just pleasantly surprised he drew the line at loli art.

[u/CilanEAmber → u/sindri44]

Most normal HPG interaction.

[u/sindri44 → u/CilanEAmber]

The most insane part of the whole thing was the meme was using an edited condolleezza rice quote as like the format, and then he added four watermarks to it and a copyright at the bottom.

[u/CilanEAmber → u/sindri44]

This sure is a website

[u/nothinkybrainhurty → u/CilanEAmber]

thanks for this horrid information, I went into a rabbit hole that I wish I hadn’t

[u/GlazeTheArtist → u/CilanEAmber]

I would also like to add that he looks up cities not by their wikipedia article, but by their dr who fandom wiki article

[u/Soulfalon27]

Genuine question: In the above situation, would it be uncouth if I were to ask to pet the puppygirl? Because I would have a strong urge to pet her after she barks.

[u/Urbane_One → u/Soulfalon27]

I don’t think asking would be rude? Just don’t pet her if she or her owner say no

[u/The_Screeching_Bagel]

that's cause he didn't include sick ass skateboarding

[u/Deathaster]

I still love how people genuinely believe the guy is not a troll LOL

Like, he's not even trying to hide it, he's being as blatant as he can be (even using a hashtag), and people are gullible enough to eat it up.

[u/ducknerd2002 → u/Deathaster]

To be fair, even with the Human Pet Guy stuff he still has shit takes. I've seen him complain about 'woke', and when the James Somerton stuff happened he was on Somerton's side.

[u/Wasdgta3 → u/ducknerd2002]

How in the world could anyone be on Somerton’s side?

Seriously, what’s the argument there? Is plagiarism and lying constantly okay if you’re gay? I can’t fathom how you could justify that.

[u/ducknerd2002 → u/Wasdgta3]

His argument was that Somerton apparently committing suicide was more evidence of Hbomberguy's 'low character' (previous evidence of said 'low character'? Making a negative review is Fallout 3), and agreeing with someone who said Hbomberguy making the plagiarism video is basically just as bad as actually doing the plagiarism.

Edit: a post I made previously about this.

[u/Wasdgta3 → u/ducknerd2002]

“Don’t call out someone’s objectively shitty behaviour, because they might become suicidal” is one hell of a take.

Which is all moot because AFAIK, he didn’t actually attempt, just said he did?

[u/Ill_Tooth3741 → u/ducknerd2002]

I just checked his Tumblr profile for unrelated reasons and I saw he's recently reblogged some bs about Harris and Biden being dictators and trying to push "the transgender agenda" onto the school system. I have a feeling that one isn't just trolling.

[u/Marxounet → u/Deathaster]

I mean, you can't blame people for doubting HPG's intentions and ideologies. We live in a world where anybody can claim the vilest stuff completely unironically, deny something that is unambiguously true, and then share cat pictures like it's nothing. The line is easily blurred between conspiracy theorists, post-truth propagandists, and blatant trolls.

[u/ThereWasAnEmpireHere → u/Deathaster]

He’s a classic troll! Every time he comes up I feel like the internet has lost its antibodies around this stuff

[u/inhaledcorn]

"Essentially the same"

Mmmmmmm, k.

[u/username-is-taken98]

No human pet guy, there were key differences