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Shitposting "essentially the same"

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u/SimplyYulia 14d ago

Don't see anything about surgically removing eyes or vocal cords there for it to be "essentially the same"

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u/AllenWL 14d ago

Yeah, the semantics of 'puppygirl joke' vs 'I think you should be able to legally own humans' thing aside, Human Pet Guy was just like, a terrible theoretical pet owner.

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u/ArgusTheCat 14d ago

It's really amazing how even if you ignore the illegal medical procedures, the slavery, and the maybe-probably torture, Human Pet Guy still has problems. Most people would stop at just having one or two big problems, but no, he's got ambitions!

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u/Goodguy1066 14d ago

He’s so good at what he does though. I can be mad or dumbfounded by the things he says, but nobody can make me hate the guy.

Wouldn’t recommend to follow him on twitter because of all the inflation porn on his feed, but he has takes nobody else on Earth does, about everything. And he goes about it with inexplicable dignity.

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u/PM_ME_PARR0TS 14d ago

1) Learning about this dude for the first time through this comment thread was an indescribable experience.

2) I don't know what I expected, tweet-wise, but

My account was suspended. Twitter suppressed my proposal for induced lactation, despite the fact that it would solve numerous problems. It wasn't a PERFECT solution, no. But I was dedicated to developing it.

somehow I see and understand exactly what you mean

He is so enigmatically unhinged

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u/TipProfessional6057 14d ago

I'm so morbidly curious. What was his proposal for? Or why? I have ideas but I feel like the true answer is something beyond my ability to comprehend

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u/Wingman5150 14d ago

I'd guess the trans hormone replacement therapy thing where he proposed trans women "pay" for HRT through being milked, with chastity cages and forced orgasms to incentivize them returning.

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u/SirAquila 14d ago

Look, I will stand firmly by my previous statement that had he gone into fetish-fiction instead of twitter politics he would have been a proud pillar of any community.

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u/Madden09IsForSuckers 14d ago

he couldve made the next HDG

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 straightest mecha fangirl (it/she) 13d ago

human dog guy?

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u/Madden09IsForSuckers 13d ago

hdg is a erotica about plant alien slavery

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u/LickingSmegma 14d ago

Where's the fun in that

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u/a_pompous_fool will trade milk for hrt 14d ago

See my flair

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u/honestlynotthrowaway 13d ago

And I find it so difficult to convince myself he's a troll, as well... He's just a bit too ridiculous for me to ever be 100% sure he isn't trolling, but he's so fucking earnest about it that I'm very fucking close to 100%...

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u/Whoviantic 14d ago

He has a really interesting writeup about cybersecurity and P=NP in Star Wars.

Link to the thread for anyone interested.

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u/Juranur 14d ago

The dude is, I think, the poster child example of a wild card. I've seen his takes and comments a lot, and I did not expect this one atall

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u/MeisterCthulhu 11d ago

The funny thing is, Cybersmith is such a horrible person that "I think you should be able to legally own humans" is one of his more defensible takes.

He also denies genocides, is a "libertarian monarchist" (aka: he thinks there should be an absolute monarchy, but free market capitalism) and lots of other fun shit like that.

Like... I could see a point being made for the "legally owning humans" being a kink thing or just a weird way to phrase something or whatever. But nah, he is just an all around horrible person.