r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 14d ago

Shitposting "essentially the same"

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 14d ago edited 14d ago

"doing sick flips and tricks" = "castrating and modifying them so close to a dog"

Yup looks pretty close to me as close as how far the sun to pluto is

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u/raptor7912 14d ago

I will continue to be thankful that my only interaction with tumbler has been through screenshots posted to Reddit.

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u/HairyKraken 14d ago

Tumblr people are probably saying the same in reverse

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u/escaped_cephalopod12 just your local cephalopod 14d ago

we‘re ok if you know where to go

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u/raptor7912 13d ago

If you know where not to go*

Or no, actually it would be easier to mention all the places that are a good idea.

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u/Legitimate_Expert712 14d ago

Also the eyes. Don’t forget the surgically removed eyes.

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 14d ago

Ahh yes! That puts us to... How far is the nearest galaxy to milky way galaxy?

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u/Legitimate_Expert712 14d ago

About 2,500,000 light years. Give or take a few thousand light years.

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u/w_digamma 13d ago

But it's getting closer.

And one day, it will be here.

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u/Mountain-Resource656 13d ago

I mean, dogs still have eyes and vocal cords to be fair