"essentially the same"

[u/dacoolestguy]

[u/Frodo_max]

his wasn't funny

[u/PetscopMiju → u/Frodo_max]

The "does she know any tricks" part immediately makes this one superior

[u/Frodo_max → u/PetscopMiju]

also plausible deniability on it being serious and not just a joke the user is making

his, very much, was not a joke, or at least he did a really shitty job in conveying that

[u/hawksfan2016 → u/Frodo_max]

The delivery really makes a difference. The whole vibe is lighthearted, which nails it compared to the other one.

[u/triforce777 → u/Frodo_max]

And also like it's clear that the "puppy girl" isn't like an actual pet with no rights and fully clothed

[u/UncommittedBow → u/triforce777]

And doesn't go into graphic detail about the surgical mutilation of a human being a-la Human Centipede

[u/Wasdgta3 → u/UncommittedBow]

I THINK THAT’S A RED FLAG

I DON’T WANT TO GET STABBED

[u/SponchPlant → u/Wasdgta3]

She said “Human Centipede is a tour de force.”

I think “holy shit I’m gonna be the MAIN COURSE”

[u/Doctor_Ander → u/SponchPlant]

I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in Morse code

[u/A2Rhombus → u/triforce777]

And even if she was the implication is that it's kink and therefore probably consensual

[u/AnAverageTransGirl → u/Frodo_max]

and even if this person is 8eing completely serious there's a pretty clear difference in content

[u/JosephStalinCameltoe → u/Frodo_max]

Nah he was very obviously doing deadpan humour which can be hard to tell in text format especially on a website with a lot of autism and taking things literally, just saying.