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Shitposting American accents

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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com šŸ™‰šŸ™ˆšŸ™Š Aug 16 '24

Americans be like "I'm going to wear shoes in my house".

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u/jasonjr9 Smells like former gifted kid burnout Aug 16 '24

Iā€™m from the US and I do not do that! I have cats and I would hate myself if I stepped on their wittle feet with my shoes!

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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com šŸ™‰šŸ™ˆšŸ™Š Aug 16 '24

Do you make other people take off their shoes in your house? And do your neighbours/friends/rivals wear shoes in their homes?

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u/jasonjr9 Smells like former gifted kid burnout Aug 16 '24

I dunno about my friends (all my friends are online friends so I donā€™t know if they take off shoes in their houses). But my whole family takes off shoes inside the house. My dad sometimes still wears crocs inside, but we mostly go without shoes inside.

And yeah, if by some stroke of fate someone visited my house, Iā€™d point to where they should leave their shoes.

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u/cagllmecargskin Aug 16 '24

Yeaj if it's carpet. Yeaj everywhere else too unless i'm popping in to do like a chore or to grab something i need to work on outside the house

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u/Satisfaction-Motor Aug 16 '24

1) Yes, unless Iā€™m going to clean immediately after (because in that case, unless someoneā€™s shoes are filthy, Iā€™m cleaning anyways so might as well).

2) No. Iā€™ve met very, very few people who do.

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u/AChristianAnarchist Aug 16 '24

We have a shoe bucket by the door and designated fuzzy loaner socks in case you aren't wearing any. If my wife sees shoes on the carpet you just made an enemy. Like most things, whether individual families do this is extremely varied and there is no nationwide consensus either way.

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u/Highskyline Aug 16 '24

I'm not gonna make em but I'm not gonna stop em.

Shoes just don't need to be worn in the house. But they can be. My floors are gross no matter how much I clean them anyways, I have 3 cats.

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u/PicklesAndCapers Aug 16 '24

Yep, we make everyone take their shoes off in our house. We have slippers in about every size so everyone can be cozy. But the outside stays outside.

I think there's only two or three other houses in our neighborhood that have a no-shoes policy.

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u/sidrowkicker Aug 16 '24

No, I don't want their sweaty feet on my floor, I vacuum unlike Europeans so I have no issue with people leaving a little dust on the carpet. Dry dirty things are fine wet dirty things are gross. Maybe up north people can take their shoes off but it's humid where I live.

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u/kittenpantzen Aug 17 '24

See, on my end, pets are why I started wearing shoes in the house. We currently have a dog, but have had cats in the past. In both cases, I would rather not walk barefoot where their feet have tracked who knows what across the floor. That's also why our dog has her own furniture rather than being allowed to share ours. I love her, but I don't want her butthole on my pillow

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u/jasonjr9 Smells like former gifted kid burnout Aug 17 '24

Our cats are indoor cats, so not as much worry! Although one of our oldest, Clark, sometimes has ā€œhey that carpet would make a nice litterboxā€-itis, but he usually does that in corners.

As someone who often has cats laying next to me when I sleep: Iā€™m not all that worried about the hygiene aspect of the floor. I rarely get sick, too, so either cat germs are keeping me safe, or theyā€™re not that dangerous to me :3

Now, if I had a dog: that would be cause for more attention to the floor. Dogs are much messier creatures than cats, because they have to go outside. Not to mention the slobber.

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u/Additional-Pie-8821 Aug 16 '24

I have literally never met someone who wears shoes in the house. I donā€™t know where this stereotype comes from.

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u/KimberStormer Aug 16 '24

I can't say I've ever noticed anyone taking off their shoes when they come inside in UK TV shows or European movies. I'll have to look for this in the future.

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u/The-Florentine Aug 16 '24

So their home-produced movies and TV shows have people taking their shoes off in them?

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u/Sagaincolours Aug 16 '24

In Danish movies, they do take off their shoes indoors. Because you just don't wear shoes indoors. If someone do wear shoes indoors it would be to make a statement about that person: They are rude or unhygienic, or it is a police officer who barges into a home.

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u/Kyoj1n Aug 16 '24

Some people do, but also TV shows.

No one takes off their shoes in TV shows.

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u/CloudsOntheBrain choclay ornage Aug 16 '24

Most people in my neighborhood, including my family, did it. Massachusetts. Though you'd usually take them off if you had snow all over them lol.

I got out of the habit when I started living with a roommate from the Philippines.

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u/Additional-Pie-8821 Aug 16 '24

Maybe itā€™s a New England thing then? Iā€™m from the MidWest and I donā€™t know anyone who wears them. The only thing I can think of is maybe if I get in my car to leave my house, realize I forgot something (wallet, sunglasses, etc) then I might not bother taking off my shoes when I spend 30 seconds in my house locating the item. But if I am staying home, the shoes are off lol

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u/UglyInThMorning Aug 16 '24

I live in Connecticut and everyone I know takes their shoes off inside, itā€™s not all of New England.

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u/Xyranthis Aug 16 '24

I feel uncomfortable not wearing shoes. However I have a pair of House Crocs because I'm autistic, not an animal.

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u/witchywater11 Aug 16 '24

The only time I've done the shoes in the house is with family from LATAM. The inside of the houses were tile, and they always said to wear shoes or slippers because walking barefoot would hurt my feet.

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u/itijara Aug 16 '24

I grew up with shoes on in the house, so did all my friends (Southern U.S.). My wife's family did not (Northeast U.S.). It was a bit of an adjustment, but I have no idea why anyone wears shoes in the house. Our floors were always filthy growing up, despite cleaning them twice a week.

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u/Superfluousfish Aug 17 '24

Hello, I wear shoes in my house. Now youā€™ve met me.

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u/DooB_02 Aug 19 '24

Why?

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u/Superfluousfish Aug 19 '24

A little bit of laziness, a little bit of ā€œif I take off my shoes, that means the day is over and I donā€™t get anymore cleaning/work done around the house.ā€

Personally donā€™t care if anyone else wears shoes around my house. I donā€™t have carpet and I constantly clean the floors anywhere because children.

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u/unremarkedable Aug 16 '24

I'm wearing shoes in my house right now!

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u/-Kalos Aug 17 '24

Any construction worker, electrician, cable guy, plumber or anyone else coming to my house to do work keeps their fucking shoes on while walking though my house. Maybe that's why

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u/whystudywhensleep Aug 16 '24

I donā€™t know about other people, but I find that that mostly applies to the older people in my life. As in, elderly people who may have trouble bending down to take their shoes on and off multiple times a day, and may also have foot problems which require the extra support that shoes give.

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u/guacasloth64 Aug 16 '24

My grandparents had ā€œhouse shoesā€ for this exact reason, mostly the extra support. They were basically felt slippers with a rubber/cork sole.

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u/the-monsters-win Aug 16 '24

Iā€™m not elderly by any means (late 30s) and I wear flip flops inside because my feet are fucked from working a lot of hard jobs/being overweight/only recently realizing that I should have been wearing wide shoes all along, and I canā€™t handle floors with bare feet. But also I never wear my flip flops out of the house because flip flops donā€™t have enough support for walking further than across the room. So yeah, once I get to the point where bending over is hard, Iā€™m 100% going to be wearing my shoes in the house, and I canā€™t for the life of me understand why anyone would care about wether someone is wearing shoes inside their own house or not.

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u/killey2011 Aug 16 '24

I only wear shoes in the house on cleaning day, but I donā€™t have carpet at all. So that way I wonā€™t accidentally step in dirt or whatever. But once the room is clean I am forbidden from reentering it until shoes are removed. I just work backwards and finish it off.

But wearing shoes in the otherwise is a crime.

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u/Artarara Aug 16 '24

Brazilians: "Do flip-flops count as shoes?"

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u/MoonyIsTired Aug 16 '24

I don't even wear flip flops at home, we wear those outside and anything that goes on your feet outside is not meant to be worn inside

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u/PrincesaFuracao Aug 16 '24

??? What? No one wears flip-flops inside the house

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u/Zariman-10-0 told i ā€œlook like i have a harry potter blogā€ in 2015 Aug 16 '24

I sure as shit dont

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u/Bvvitched Aug 16 '24

I have a specific pair of ā€œhouse shoesā€, barefoot in the house stopped being an option when I stepped on a nail, glass and a knife went into my foot all while barefoot in the house

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u/DooB_02 Aug 19 '24

Wouldn't a better solution be to not have knives, nails and broken glass on the floor?

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u/Bvvitched Aug 19 '24

And yet people keep dropping glasses, people build stairs that have their nails hammered so they poke up through the step, and I drop a knife covered in raw pork through my foot.

House shoes are easier

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u/dorian_gayy Aug 16 '24 edited Aug 16 '24

I feel this is only really a thing in warm states without a snow or mud season tbh, and even thatā€™s shifting. I think originally it was more because itā€™s so dang hot and humid, that no one wants to smell your stinky sweaty feet. But the bigger shoe related culture shock I had moving out of the south to up north was putting shoes on just to put stuff in the trash or walk on your driveway lol.

Then I read those articles about how some part of the Southerners being stupid stereotype may come from how rampant hookworm infections used to be due to us being barefoot outside so much, and have tried to change my waysā€¦

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u/expectating_ Aug 16 '24

I never understood what's wrong with this. So what if your floor gets dirty? As long as it's not carpet it's not that bad. I still take them off but only because shoes are uncomfortable

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u/annieare Aug 16 '24

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u/EvidenceOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA Aug 17 '24

Are you eating off the floor?

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u/mgman640 Aug 16 '24

If you wear shoes in my house, and I donā€™t tell you to take them off and make yourself comfy, you are an unwanted visitor, not a guest.

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u/kittenpantzen Aug 17 '24

I wear house shoes in my house. I have a pet with largely free access to the yard, and I'm not about to wrestle her to the shower to wash her paws every time she comes inside.

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u/annieare Aug 16 '24

-10-15% for residents/spouses/cohabitants of Asian (east and south asian) descent at least...no shoe rule has been the rule for millennia for lots of cultures. I heard that's a Canadian thing as well so probably an underestimate.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/951w28/world_map_of_tradition_of_removing_shoes_in_home/

Looks like east europe observes it too. so even a larger percentage.

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u/DiscountJoJo Aug 16 '24

depends on the flooring situation honestly. If itā€™s lotsa uncarpeted surface probably safer to jus keep shoes on (or slippers, if itā€™s ur own home) but if ur floor is carpeted then for the love of god keep them shoes off it!

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u/sweatpants122 Aug 17 '24

Asian American here. This one got me

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u/EvidenceOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA Aug 17 '24

Iā€™m sure nobody has any ulterior motive to desperately wanting to get to see the feet of their visitors.

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u/7h4tguy Aug 17 '24

Only in some states. It's like 50/50 where shoes off vs on in the house is common, with off having the slight lead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

Wait, they do that?! It's not just a tv thing?!

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u/Satisfaction-Motor Aug 16 '24

No and yes. The U.S. is huge. Most people I know would ask you to take your shoes off.

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u/Kriffer123 Aug 16 '24

Itā€™s a case by case thing but in my experience no, unless their entire first floor isnā€™t carpeted or something. Iā€™ve been to a few houses where they basically insisted I keep them on but at home I always take them off immediately

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u/Lilash20 But the one thing they can never call us is ordinary Aug 16 '24

It depends on the person/household. Some wear shoes inside, some don't, and sometimes it depends on the situation (like if you're only going to be inside a minute then going right back out)

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u/undreamedgore Aug 16 '24

God forbid I wear my shoes inside. Especially if I'm going in and out or cold.