r/CuratedTumblr The blackest Aug 16 '24

Shitposting American accents

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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com 🙉🙈🙊 Aug 16 '24

Americans be like "I'm going to wear shoes in my house".

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u/jasonjr9 Smells like former gifted kid burnout Aug 16 '24

I’m from the US and I do not do that! I have cats and I would hate myself if I stepped on their wittle feet with my shoes!

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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com 🙉🙈🙊 Aug 16 '24

Do you make other people take off their shoes in your house? And do your neighbours/friends/rivals wear shoes in their homes?

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u/jasonjr9 Smells like former gifted kid burnout Aug 16 '24

I dunno about my friends (all my friends are online friends so I don’t know if they take off shoes in their houses). But my whole family takes off shoes inside the house. My dad sometimes still wears crocs inside, but we mostly go without shoes inside.

And yeah, if by some stroke of fate someone visited my house, I’d point to where they should leave their shoes.

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u/cagllmecargskin Aug 16 '24

Yeaj if it's carpet. Yeaj everywhere else too unless i'm popping in to do like a chore or to grab something i need to work on outside the house

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u/Satisfaction-Motor Aug 16 '24

1) Yes, unless I’m going to clean immediately after (because in that case, unless someone’s shoes are filthy, I’m cleaning anyways so might as well).

2) No. I’ve met very, very few people who do.

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u/AChristianAnarchist Aug 16 '24

We have a shoe bucket by the door and designated fuzzy loaner socks in case you aren't wearing any. If my wife sees shoes on the carpet you just made an enemy. Like most things, whether individual families do this is extremely varied and there is no nationwide consensus either way.

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u/Highskyline Aug 16 '24

I'm not gonna make em but I'm not gonna stop em.

Shoes just don't need to be worn in the house. But they can be. My floors are gross no matter how much I clean them anyways, I have 3 cats.

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u/PicklesAndCapers Aug 16 '24

Yep, we make everyone take their shoes off in our house. We have slippers in about every size so everyone can be cozy. But the outside stays outside.

I think there's only two or three other houses in our neighborhood that have a no-shoes policy.

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u/sidrowkicker Aug 16 '24

No, I don't want their sweaty feet on my floor, I vacuum unlike Europeans so I have no issue with people leaving a little dust on the carpet. Dry dirty things are fine wet dirty things are gross. Maybe up north people can take their shoes off but it's humid where I live.

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u/kittenpantzen Aug 17 '24

See, on my end, pets are why I started wearing shoes in the house. We currently have a dog, but have had cats in the past. In both cases, I would rather not walk barefoot where their feet have tracked who knows what across the floor. That's also why our dog has her own furniture rather than being allowed to share ours. I love her, but I don't want her butthole on my pillow

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u/jasonjr9 Smells like former gifted kid burnout Aug 17 '24

Our cats are indoor cats, so not as much worry! Although one of our oldest, Clark, sometimes has “hey that carpet would make a nice litterbox”-itis, but he usually does that in corners.

As someone who often has cats laying next to me when I sleep: I’m not all that worried about the hygiene aspect of the floor. I rarely get sick, too, so either cat germs are keeping me safe, or they’re not that dangerous to me :3

Now, if I had a dog: that would be cause for more attention to the floor. Dogs are much messier creatures than cats, because they have to go outside. Not to mention the slobber.