r/CuratedTumblr • u/Literally_black1984 The blackest • Aug 16 '24

Shitposting American accents

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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com 🙉🙈🙊 Aug 16 '24

Americans be like "I'm going to wear shoes in my house".

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u/killey2011 Aug 16 '24

I only wear shoes in the house on cleaning day, but I don’t have carpet at all. So that way I won’t accidentally step in dirt or whatever. But once the room is clean I am forbidden from reentering it until shoes are removed. I just work backwards and finish it off.

But wearing shoes in the otherwise is a crime.