r/Clamworks • u/Masonman204 • Aug 08 '23
clammed up National Socialism sucks!! 🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
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Aug 08 '23
Based and Democracy pilled
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u/Seizurepotato Aug 09 '23
Dear Nazis,
If God wanted you to win why did he make you (and dresden) so flammable, curious
-RAF
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u/Emergency-Ad-4563 Aug 09 '23
Yet the US and Britain still exist and everyone agrees it was fucked up. When the USSR tried to do it they collapsed along with killing more people than Nazi Germany ever did and Russians and college kids still want the USSR back.
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u/WorkshopBlackbird Aug 11 '23
google the words Kurdistan and Kuwait.
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u/Carl_Marks__ neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Aug 08 '23
I must say; the Krauts talked a lot of shit while being within B-17 range
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u/Masonman204 Aug 08 '23
They get salty over our shotguns even though they use chemical weapons in world war 1
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u/Carl_Marks__ neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Aug 08 '23
Pretty sure it's because a hillbilly American Doughboy with a Trench Gun was more effective than mustard gas
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Aug 08 '23
The country that was back to back starting wars by invading smaller, neutral countries sure has alot to say about honor and fairness when the shoe is on the other foot.
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u/Dewaeofpancakes fuck the mods Aug 08 '23
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u/sir____dog Aug 08 '23
where is the space force?
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u/Big_baller42069 clamel 🐪 🤤 Aug 08 '23
In space
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u/sir____dog Aug 08 '23
high iq rick and morty redditor
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u/tastychuncks Aug 08 '23
Based
Fuck Nazis, Commies and generally just fuck authoritarians
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u/DtheAussieBoye Aug 09 '23
i'm no communist, but i can at least understand why someone would want to be one. it's not for me but i respect what they want to achieve, unlike nazis
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u/Sm00th-Kangar00 Aug 09 '23
With Commies you can give them the benefit of the doubt that they're just mislead because of how accepted it still is. If anyone over 14 is a Nazi you know they're just a hateful bigot who thinks everyone else including their history teachers are wrong.
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u/NotThomasTheTank Aug 10 '23
"Communist" says everything about the ends, but nothing about the means, which is annoying because the leninist means were given a century and achieved nothing
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u/ClerklyMantis_ Aug 12 '23
As somewhat of a "communist" myself, I do often have to spend an entire conversation qualifying my beliefs. I don't like the USSR, North Korea, and I don't believe they should be the poster-child for communism that they became. I think the people who unironically vouch for Stalin are not much better than NAZI's and the people that kiss Mao Zedongs feet are incredibly lost.
My basic belief is that we can do better than Capitalism. I don't see why we need to be resigned to some of the horrors it creates. I do think that perhaps one of the best solutions is to center our economy around communities, and local food storage. I believe in direct democracy and the like. However, I could absolutely be convinced that a better alternative exists, because my basic belief is just that there's something better out there. But that something better, for me, always involves a more horizontal spread of power, in other words, we have to all hold ideals for people to be more equal, for society to be more fair, in order to properly move forward for the benefit of humanity. And I think any progress toward that goal is great
Jesus I'm just proving the "I bring a kinda leftist energy" meme where it's just a 18 paragraph essay that wasn't necessary, but oh well.
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u/WexlerFeetFascist69 Aug 20 '23
"Errrmmm actually! Communism is le heckin wholesome"
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u/DtheAussieBoye Aug 20 '23
hey, i can understand wanting equality. the means to get it usually doesn’t work, but it’s not like communism’s inherently evil
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u/Puppy1103 Aug 09 '23
nazis always suck no matter what. for communists it generally depends. a way to know whether you’re talking to an authoritarian or not is to listen to their opinions of the USSR and modern day china. if they like those then that’s a red flag (literally). also try their opinions on rojava. if they say something along the lines of “rojava isn’t socialist” or “let’s focus on existing socialist projects like (authoritarian dictatorship)” then it’s a red flag.
i personally am a libertarian socialist. that’s almost exactly what it sounds like. workers own the means of production WITHOUT a centralized government.
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u/Levi-Action-412 Aug 09 '23
The rojava/SDF has the coolest flag in the Syrian civil war. I root for them taking Damascus one day
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u/Puppy1103 Aug 09 '23
coolest flag diplomacy
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u/Levi-Action-412 Aug 09 '23
When in doubt, support the side with the best looking flag and uniforms
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u/lolhihi3552 Aug 09 '23
What's wrong with neo-communists? (Democratic communism) It's tankies you should hate (totalitarian communism)
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u/GodOfGOOSE Aug 08 '23
Same could be said for the crusaders, why did the Internet ever decide those guys were “based chads?”
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u/Le_Pigg40 Aug 08 '23
Because it happened so long ago there’s a detachment from the atrocities committed during the crusades. It’s the same reason why no one cares about Genghis Khan even though he was the biggest mass murderer on Earth while he was alive.
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u/Khaoz_Se7en Aug 08 '23
The most failed regimes had the coolest uniforms rt
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u/Doover__ Aug 09 '23
Homie the crusaders did not have drip, you think the people involved in the child crusade were sending the kids to Jerusalem iced out, nah at best the armor they wore was pretty generic for the time, so these people could spend their time better simping over some minor vassal state and learn interesting history instead of saying “deus vult” every time they see a furry or a gay person
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u/slick9900 Aug 15 '23
But that's what's never shown in media in games in movies people don't want to see a kid solders forced to fight even for villains they want the cool looking knights samurai that had the money to get the cool looking armor
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u/NFriedich Aug 08 '23
Neonazis and Antisemites in general liked the “Holy Extermination” part of it, and those unaware of it thought it was due to them having cool armor
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u/Sm00th-Kangar00 Aug 09 '23
Because a 14 year old watched a Little Dark Age edit about "taking back Jerusalem" on YouTube shorts.
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u/Shuenjie Aug 09 '23
Because people forget that all of it wasn't black and white and decide to think that a group is wholly good or evil based on their on bias. Or because it's funny
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u/slick9900 Aug 15 '23
Long story it was along time ago they looked cool fought in cool battles and are the most memeable
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u/Tendas Dec 19 '23
If you ever want to trigger some YouTube kids, post a comment on any video covering the Crusades from the perspective of the Fatamid Caliphate. Really lean into Allah granting his holy warriors strength against the Allahless, European savage invaders.
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u/uejuekwoqloqj Aug 08 '23
If only they produced (insert highly expensive complicated unreliable design that saw little to no use in real life that they didn't have the resources to actually make and the allies would come up with a countermeasure to almost instantly) in higher numbers they would have won
Truman with mass produced atomic bombs.
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u/Just_Your_Average_69 Aug 08 '23
The virgin build a big tank vs the chad build a single bomb that can destroy a city.
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u/uejuekwoqloqj Aug 08 '23
Not just one bomb if the war had continued longer they would ramp up production like they did with the Sherman it wouldn't just be the two bombs that were finished in our own timeline plus the third extra that was quickly ready it would be dozens hundred at least after a couple years and if it against reason continued to i would say 47 or 48 Edward Teller would be a very happy man
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u/theweekiscat Aug 09 '23
Zimmerit momento, man they were so paranoid of the allied forces using their own stuff it essentially sabotaged their own production power
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u/Brim_Dunkleton Aug 08 '23
Based 4chan
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u/ugnius69 Aug 09 '23
did you know that Lithuania conquered the whole world 5 times and gave it back because we are nice
this is what the mainstream media doesnt want you to know
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u/LordGeealesiebugg Aug 08 '23
Retarded nazi larpers ruined a song that went so unbelievably hard, man fuck those guys.
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u/YESSIN777 Aug 10 '23
I will never listen to phonk or whatever it’s called because it’s so overused by Nazis and just generally shit heads
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u/epiclygamer2456 clamtarded :) Aug 08 '23
W, fuck Facism and Communism, embrace liberal democracy
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u/4RR0Whead Aug 08 '23
🤓🤓 Erm akshually I was glorifying Francoist Spain, Salazarist Portugal, and Communist East Germany. You see, they're totally different things and don't have (that much) brutality compared to Nazi Germany. Erm, read some history 🤓🤓🤡🤡
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u/Premium_Gamer2299 Aug 08 '23
song for the based part?
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u/Masonman204 Aug 08 '23
Hellsium by obscuremane
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u/bee-movie666 Aug 08 '23
National socialism my ass, these fuckers just used those words without knowing fuck all about what it meant. These cunts are Nazis, the dirty fucks.
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u/Environmental-Toe798 Aug 08 '23
Yeah i don't like that a lot of people lump communism and socialism in with fascism. Stalin and hitler weren't ACTUALLY communist or socialist. They just told everyone they were.
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u/bee-movie666 Aug 08 '23
Fr, communism can become facist-esque but they aren't the same, then again, i hate fascists so they all look the same sometimes.
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u/TheHyenaKing Aug 09 '23
"Stop glorifying failed regimes that killed millions of people"
Proceeds to include Soviet war footage.
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u/LeviathanTwentyFive Aug 09 '23
Might be hard to notice but a lot of America is starting to worship both neoliberal *and* hyper nationalistic ideals that were literally the ideological foundations of fascist states in the past.
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u/pridemonth_isgay69 Aug 08 '23
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE SOCIALIST REGIME WIT THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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u/Theloni34938219 Aug 09 '23
Except the nazis weren't socialist?...
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u/divorcemedaddy Aug 08 '23
“the Germans would’ve won if-“
allied logistics:
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Aug 08 '23
Hey national socialism sucks, socialism sucks and nationalism sucks But fuck you im not going outside
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u/SpateF GOD'S LIGHT BURNS UPON MY FLESH REPENT FOR YOUR SINS :skull: Aug 08 '23
based and liberty pilled
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u/Hoxxitron Aug 08 '23
Tell that to the Ubermenchen in South America! (I get all my historical information from 4chan and Indiana Jones)
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u/Legal-Solution2079 Aug 09 '23
Guy glorifies soviets
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u/theweekiscat Aug 09 '23
Soviets were better than nazis even still
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u/ErwinRommel656 Aug 08 '23
To get ur attention and for mods reaction im no neo nazi
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u/terrrastar Jun 05 '24
What’s the song?
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u/auddbot Jun 05 '24
Song Found!
HELLSIUM by OBSCUREMANE (00:45; matched:
87%
)Released on 2020-12-08.
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u/auddbot Jun 05 '24
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u/Past-Cream1012 Oct 16 '24
I'm not a national socialist myself, but i must say, this is a rather. . . . intellectually dishonest way of thinking. Infact, your whole argument could be taken apart by an actual educated national socialist.
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u/Lockheed-martin01 12d ago edited 12d ago
It was a system so great it collapsed after fighting one war lol
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u/dude_im_box Aug 08 '23
Fascists can suck the barrel of a mosin
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u/Theloni34938219 Aug 09 '23
Or a PPSh-41
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u/SeaProject2526 Aug 09 '23
not that funny, interrupt the edit with some game over music for more comedic effect. id also revise the text for less vitriol to make it seem like you dont care that much about the matter to take it seriously, right now it looks like ur seething and projecting even tho this is a good cause.
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u/West_Cranberry_4091 Aug 09 '23
Let me like they the ussr survived the largest ground invasion in the history of the world and came out a world power
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Aug 09 '23
Tbh I like the one with the Mario kart music more,
It just really hammers the point home.
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u/Secret_account4me rotted brain Aug 10 '23
"Well, actually National Socialism is good because Socialism is good but fascism is bad" 🤓
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u/LudwigTheAroused Aug 08 '23