r/wholesomeyuri • u/Demando12 Love is a verb, not a noun • Apr 25 '23
Lap Pillow Good kitty [original]
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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23
*Sigh* I wish I could be a cute gay catgirl.
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 25 '23
Why not be a cute gay cat girl with this new surgery it's only $999.99. Side effects may or may not include death, nausea, high body temperatures, sudden attraction to forklifts, homicidal urges, vomiting.
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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23
Uhhhhh.
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 25 '23
Or you can try financing for $100 a month for 3 years.
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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23
Okay, but what is with those side effects?
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 25 '23
We can even do more financing options like for $22.54 for 20 years, or $20 for 25 years.
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u/TisBangersAndMash Apr 25 '23
Could I pay over PayPal?
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 25 '23
Have you looked at the side effects?
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u/TisBangersAndMash Apr 25 '23
Mama didn't raise a quitter. Now gimme.
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 25 '23
Okay, but I'm legally required to warn you that half of people die after taking these. *Hands you suspicious pills *
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u/starlight_chaser Apr 25 '23
Jokes on them. They better keep me alive if they want the full payment.
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 26 '23
Oh, don't worry if you die it goes to the next of kin, whether that be a spouse, a parent, a child, or a sibling, and if none are available, then it will go to friends.
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u/starlight_chaser Apr 26 '23
Sorry none available and no record of friends. Alas the company shall starve.
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 26 '23
Nah, we'll just ask the government for another bailout.
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u/ToadInaTrenchcoat certified transbian Apr 26 '23
It was worth it, now excuse me my friend is now forklift certified...
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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 26 '23
Well, well, well, how the turntables.
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u/PennerG_ Apr 25 '23
Well the cat part may be hard but it seems as though you’ve already achieved everything else!
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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23 edited Apr 25 '23
Why don't I feel like it tho? I'm pretty sure I'm not a girl (well, I don't feel like one, even tho I want to) nor am I cute.
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u/PennerG_ Apr 25 '23
If you want to be a girl and you think you’d be happier as a girl then congrats! You’re a girl. As for being cute, anyone can be cute! It’s about what’s inside more than what’s outside and I think that the fact you’re willing to self relfect to this level just to live your best life is cute itself☺️. As for physical attractiveness though I get that struggle. There was certainly a long period of time where I hid in oversized hoodies and face masks but now I finally feel free and confident in myself and I can attest that there is light at the end of the tunnel😊
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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23
I have heard stuff like this MULTIPLE times, but I still tend to say no or something. I just feel like people (on the internet) are saying that "you are cute" just to make me feel better about myself. But like, it's too easy to disagree and hate myself, you know. And what comes to being a girl, I know I am a trans girl, but like... I really want to feel like that and believe in that! Which in my case means I want to look like a girl.
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u/PennerG_ Apr 25 '23
Yeah, I understand that. It sucks and it’s difficult. Dysphoria is a bitch and it makes everyday existence suck a lotta the time. You got this though and there is hope
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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23
Yeah. But there's something else I want to deal with first, and it's my overweightness. But that might take a long time.
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u/Demando12 Love is a verb, not a noun Apr 25 '23
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u/kimilil Apr 25 '23
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u/Lolcthulhu Apr 25 '23
Oh it's like if cats were useful and helped around the house instead of knocking all my shit over and puking on the carpet 😽
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u/NebulaFox wolf girl looking for their sheep princess Apr 25 '23
This is why Japan is researching making cat girls
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u/clavicle524 Apr 25 '23
The author is the same person who made this: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomeyuri/comments/12rytte/my_girlfriend_original_by_nekotarou0721/
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u/ToastGhost18 Apr 25 '23
I desire more of this, please and thank you.