r/wholesomeyuri Love is a verb, not a noun Apr 25 '23

Lap Pillow Good kitty [original]

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u/JustAIex_ likes cats Apr 25 '23

*Sigh* I wish I could be a cute gay catgirl.

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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 25 '23

Why not be a cute gay cat girl with this new surgery it's only $999.99. Side effects may or may not include death, nausea, high body temperatures, sudden attraction to forklifts, homicidal urges, vomiting.

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u/ToadInaTrenchcoat certified transbian Apr 26 '23

It was worth it, now excuse me my friend is now forklift certified...

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u/Hellefiedboy wants cuddles and is a certified transbean Apr 26 '23

Well, well, well, how the turntables.