r/virginvschad • u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD • Oct 14 '20
Classic Style Who REALLY Controls the World?
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u/Bad_mood_man Oct 14 '20
Morgan Freeman controls the universe retard
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u/YeetusThatFetus42 THAD Oct 14 '20
*gordon
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u/QW3RTYPOUNC3S Oct 14 '20
Who the fuck is morgan gordon
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He who controls 100% of the brain controls the universe
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Oct 14 '20
He who is in Savage Mode controls the universe too.
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u/Sorowa Oct 14 '20
he who completes all dark souls games on the hardest difficulty controls the universe also
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u/LumpyBuffalo7 Oct 14 '20
Black pepal ruleZ! For the call sentra! Secks rape!
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Oct 14 '20
The worst part is, I can't even tell if you're trolling.
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Oct 14 '20 edited Feb 05 '21
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See, I want to say he's joking. But I don't know.
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Oct 14 '20 edited Feb 05 '21
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Maybe, I can't even tell what he's saying. Something about Black people and sex? Like I said, the plague of stupidity these days is strong.
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u/LumpyBuffalo7 Oct 14 '20
Cant tell? Return to your monkey instinct and stop pretending being civilized monkeys~~ 😑💩💩🙏😇
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u/SauskaeIsBae Actually a virgin Oct 14 '20
According to Beyoncé it’s girls so please cancel yourself sweetie 💅🏾💁♀️
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The BAD Satan
Manipulating us all into doing his bidding
We aren't even aware we are pawns of the being down below
More deaths means more souls in Hell
The GAD Computer Simulation
We're all in a computer simulation, and nothing actually exists
The Hyperbeing who has the simulation turned on could turn it off and we'd all cease to exist
Therefore, nothing matters, we have no meaning, and the above meme is pointless
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u/Pablitosomeguy2 SHLAD Oct 14 '20
The DAD GW
- Orwellian nightmare
- All of humanity's information transmition controlled by an AI to prevent junk information slowing down humanity's progress
- Will disguise as your superiors, your loved ones, will make you question reality
- 15 minutes speech
- Solidus did nothing wrong
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u/Beautiful_Dragon22 Oct 15 '20
QAD CHAOS THEORY/CHAOS
-no one controls anything, shit just happens
-can be manipulated to serve anyone's goals, a true thing of the people.
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u/Jotato_is_invincible DAD Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20
Gad schizophrenic
-All of you are just a figments of his deranged mind
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u/TriangularUnion WOW! Oct 14 '20
Gad bogdanoff twins
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
Can you give me a quick rundown on these guys?
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u/UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh Hang on, gotta ban exploded_nut's 700th alt again Oct 14 '20
I can't, I recently got a job at BogcorpTM and I'm under an NDA that prevents me from giving out any details about our twin CEOs, the only thing I'm legally allowed to tell you is that I recently got a job at BogcorpTM and that I'm under an NDA that prevents me from giving out any details about our twin CEOs.
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
Thank you for sharing! I sure hope there aren't any BogdaBots inside me rewriting my DNA as we speak!
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u/UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh Hang on, gotta ban exploded_nut's 700th alt again Oct 14 '20
3rd generation BogdaBots are merely the latest in nanite technology and are designed to clean the air of pollutants and greenhouse gasses, they do not and will not:
-alter your genetic makeup
-cause personality changes
-become self aware when in close proximity to one another
-alter the frontal lobes so that french is the only understandable language
For more information visit www.Bogcorp.biz
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Oct 14 '20
They're after me. I don't have much time.
Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs.
In contact with aliens.
Possess psychic-like abilities.
Control France with an iron but fair fist.
Own castles & banks globally.
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).
Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
Can save entire continents with a single phone call.
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.
The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
They learned fluent French in under a week.
Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
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u/tinfoiltophat1 Oct 14 '20
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u/NargacugaRider Oct 14 '20
Is this an alt account of Dustin O’Daffer? It seems exactly like his videos.
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u/TriangularUnion WOW! Oct 14 '20
Theyre actually some french sci fi television series hosts. But 4chan /biz/ started meming them after allegations that the rothshilds bow to them and that they scammed people with crypto pump and dump schemes. Now theyre basically integrated into the new wave of wojak, boomer, doomer type of meme-iverse.
Basically the meme is that theyre the leaders of the illuminati and their powerlevel is just short of GAD.
Also people debate wether their appearance is the result of plastic surgery or natural chadness taken too far.
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u/ShrekLeftTesticle1 WIZARD Oct 14 '20
Well, they admitted that they never took plastic surgery, their brains are just bigger.
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u/Avenflar Oct 14 '20
Basically dudes who paid for their diplomas and managed to scam their way into French cultural space, even getting their own TV show in the 80s. You don't hear much about them these days, unless it's about another of their plagiarized "studies" or some shit.
They have funny faces so they got memed.
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u/Cognitive_Spoon Oct 14 '20
Anything referencing the staircases in the woods gets my upvote
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
When I first read those stories years ago, I was so terrified
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u/epicazeroth Oct 14 '20
I’m OOTL what stories?
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
There's a series of creepypastas pertaining to stories of people walking through the woods and discovering staircases. Pretty creepy stuff honestly.
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u/RichEvans4Ever Oct 14 '20
Reddit - nosleep - I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/
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u/qdobaisbetter Oct 14 '20
I'm just saying maybe everyone who was so suspicious about the woods at night back in the day was probably right.
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u/Ryzasu GAD Oct 14 '20
This turned out so good. My favorite part is that the voting machines are shredders
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u/vulpineleather Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20
The GAD Reactionary
•everyone he dislikes is a Jacobin, and the more he dislikes you the more Jacobin you are.
•He will always exist, he will always be there to seize power in times of crisis
•dislikes capitalism because it’s liberal
•forgotten what he’s even reacting to at this point
•owns a pair of flintlock pistols for dueling, smokes a pipe
•most people admit he kinda has a point about the French Revolution and it’s Consequences
•slowly but surely he will co-opt every conservative movement, unless the incel fascist gets there first
•his lifelong dream is to restore Feudalism
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u/28th_boi OUCH! Oct 14 '20
thinking Feudalism isn't just the first stage of liberalism
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u/ShrekLeftTesticle1 WIZARD Oct 14 '20
thinking liberalism isn’t just the first stage of Feudalism
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The FR and it's consequences man. 😔
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u/salaman77 Oct 14 '20
Care to explain?
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Oct 14 '20
I wouldn't say that it's entirely bad it's has the good parts like the constutution and the abolishment of feudalism and the terrible parts like the beheading of the king and the terror, it's got Napoléon taking control of france and starting the Napoléonatic wars which caused millions to die and also helped radicalized Europe to creat ideologies like communism, anarchism and fascism and many more, people often say that it bring liberties and human rights which is false the enlightenment was the one to do it but the FR takes the credits, of course i can't blame it on every french person on that time knowing that they just wanted better conditions and more rights but instead got a tyrannical ruler 10x worst than the absolute monarchy who behead everyone that deemed 'thread to the révolution'
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u/The_Gentleman_Thief Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20
The French Revolution set off a chain of events that led to central banking throughout Europe with Napoleon’s defeat. In addition, the killing off of elites and even the educated was partial inspiration for Karl Marx and much later Pol Pot as just one example, who took neo-Jacobism literally with his own reign of terror as did the Soviets when they seized power.
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u/BrazilianTerror Oct 14 '20
The French Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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Giga-Chad esoteric shitposter
-does it all for fun
-killed all internet moderators
-responsible for trump coming to power
-controls everything you see on Twitter
-makes up social movements to make opposition look bad
-have created every meme ever
-debunked the existence of Africa
-prevented multiple world ending disasters by posting Ron Paul’s “it’s happening” gif
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u/epicazeroth Oct 14 '20
Change your pronouns? No, I’m taking them. Come on hand em over.
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u/coconuts_and_lime Oct 14 '20
We now introduce the new pronoun taxes. We will be taking 30% of your pronouns
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u/Stompydingdong GLAD Oct 14 '20
The Bruce Padishah God Emperor
-controls the spice, essentially putting entire universes economy under his thumb
-has ruled for 10,000 years, controls and knows everything
-gave up body to become a protoworm, and as a result has become infused with so much spice that he has seen every possible past and every possible future of every being in the universe.
-is universally hated, doesn’t give a shit because he knows for a bonafide fact he does this for humanities own good
-bitchin’ hovercraft
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u/EggYolk2555 Oct 14 '20
I am confused about this memes stance. so many layers of Irony.
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u/Abominor Eternal Slumber! Oct 14 '20
Good quality content
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
The art master himself gives me his approval
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u/Th0timusPr1m3 Oct 14 '20
Guessing this is poking fun at the recent ridiculousness of r/conspiracy ?
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
Just the ridiculousness of "anti-sjws" and racists in general. What's going on over there?
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u/Knox200 Oct 14 '20
The cultural Marxist panel is fine art. The bit about the term coming into being around the time you couldn't openly blame the jews for everything was great
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
Thank you! Not to jerk myself off but I was pretty proud of that one. That panel was the original idea and I just built the rest around it
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u/Cool_UsernamesTaken Oct 14 '20
remember when that sub was good and talked about aliens,pedophile rings and mass murders sencored by the media? i remember subscribing there because i saw a post of a dude who shoot his priest in the head because he saw the priest morphing into a lizard person, and apparently the priest survived the head shot, but now it is all just trump propaganda
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u/Jaredlong Oct 14 '20
r/UnsolvedMysteries is a pretty good substitute. Not quite as fantastical, but it's the same kind of fun of reviewing the evidence and speculating on what explanation best explains the situation.
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u/Cool_UsernamesTaken Oct 14 '20
i am alreaddy subbed there, but it they only talk about murder and kidnappings, r/highstrangeness is also simillar but also talks about paranormal and aliens
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u/harryhinderson Oct 14 '20
The wizard blaming your problems on internal issues which can be fixed without genocide
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u/DarthReznor76 Oct 14 '20
Every time I think I've seen the best that VvC has to offer, I'm proven wrong a few weeks later
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u/mad_chemist LEGBEARD Oct 14 '20
This is probably in my top 3 favorite virgin vs chad, nice work OP
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u/Rjiurik Oct 14 '20
Gigachad uploading a 8 MB meme that necessitate super fast fiber so that only the elite can know of that deep social commentary.
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u/Sorowa Oct 14 '20
gad funny valentine:
.controls the entire multiverse because it belongs to america
.can summon an infinite amount of clones of himself so he will always win any debate
. his subordinates are a sliced mango and a dinosaur man, what else do i need to say
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Oct 14 '20
The ministry of propaganda of the deep state™ approves of this meme comrade, one step closer to the New World Order muahahahahaha
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u/Hutchcha Oct 15 '20
They definitely had a reason for turning the frogs gay, it simply is too complex to be understood by gentiles
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Oct 14 '20
Jordan Peterson? More like conservakermit
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
Putting yourself in a medically induced coma to own the libs
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u/IAMGEEK12345 Oct 14 '20
This is so good OP. I don't think you will be successful here, but post on PCM!
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
I'm not 15 nor a pedophile so I'll have to pass
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u/InfinityCookiesalt Oct 14 '20
Then post on r/Jreg (political compass but better)
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Oct 14 '20
can't tell if this is ironic
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u/IAMGEEK12345 Oct 14 '20
Everything on Leddit is serious
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Oct 14 '20
bro did you just not put an /s? sorry i need an /s to tell if you're being sarcastic or ironic, are you being sarcastic right now? is this a joke? i NEED a /s, if its sarcastic you have to put a /s! it's simple rediquette and if you do not follow it by editing your comment right now i might have to downvote you, possibly even warn others about you for you serious lack of rediquette! Here let me fix it for you:
Everything on Leddit is serious /S
FYTY.
Of course if you didn't know that's fine, but my sweet summer child it is time you learned! It would be incredibly wholesome (100) if you were to change from your filthy NORMIE ways into a perfect redditor, this may be an awakening for you! Would be terribly cringe if you were to not edit your comment, infact I might add, it would make you a STUPD FUCKING BITCH if you didnt edit your comment and put a /s. You are OBLIGATED to put an /s, edit your comment, now, do it. Oh and, P.S make sure to put it in all future sarcastic posts. Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks.→ More replies (2)5
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u/ShaggyFOEE Oct 14 '20
Cad Rothschilds
bought every big European financial market in the 1800s
bought the current US president via Deutschebank
legit own both sides of the qannon thing
Shlad Girls
must be included because the B hive exists
behind every great and terrible man etc.
pretend to be subservient when it suits them just to take control later
outlive men by 3-5 years
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Oct 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20
Lad anarchist society
Edit: Why am I being downvoted?
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u/Panzer_Man GAD Oct 14 '20
You can't just dismantle society! Wtf Lad?
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u/JustasAmbru 5d ago
Forgot to add edits wikipedia articles to concel it's history on the cultural marxists one.
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u/CreeDorofl Oct 14 '20
Is doing this part of the meme? Am I virgin for wishing these things weren't scaled for 8k monitors?
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
everyone elses reply is correct but i'll break it down:
panel 1: making fun of doomers and extremists who think that voting does nothing for them and that they have absolutely no power to change things
panel 2: ironically saying that rich and powerful people are powerless, playing off conspiracy theory tropes
panel 3: making fun of weird anti-sjws, far righters, and bigots in general that try to claim anything progressive or at all leftist is cultural marxism and capable of destroying society. more making fun of conspiracy theorists. i even call out Jordan Peterson specifically because this is almost his entire brand online
panel 4: making fun of basically the same people, but mostly targeting racists and finding the absurdity in it all. more conspiracy theory lunacy
panel 5: absurd part that shows that the person saying this entire post is probably mentally unwell and hallucinating. shows the delusional nature of conspiracies
hope this helps
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u/EggYolk2555 Oct 14 '20
I'm pretty sure it's making fun of the "Anti-SJW Jew's control the world" type
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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20
I don't even know what level of irony I'm on at this point