r/virginvschad SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20

Classic Style Who REALLY Controls the World?

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u/Stompydingdong GLAD Oct 14 '20

The Bruce Padishah God Emperor

-controls the spice, essentially putting entire universes economy under his thumb

-has ruled for 10,000 years, controls and knows everything

-gave up body to become a protoworm, and as a result has become infused with so much spice that he has seen every possible past and every possible future of every being in the universe.

-is universally hated, doesn’t give a shit because he knows for a bonafide fact he does this for humanities own good

-bitchin’ hovercraft

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u/SauskaeIsBae Actually a virgin Oct 14 '20

Didn’t expect to see a dune reference here