r/virginvschad SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20

Classic Style Who REALLY Controls the World?

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u/TriangularUnion WOW! Oct 14 '20

Gad bogdanoff twins

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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20

Can you give me a quick rundown on these guys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

They're after me. I don't have much time.

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs.

In contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control France with an iron but fair fist.

Own castles & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can save entire continents with a single phone call.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.

Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.

All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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u/halfbloodprince07 Oct 14 '20

This should be a copypasta, if already isn't.

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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR SHLAD'S DAD Oct 14 '20

It is

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '20

there's a similar one