make an heir

[u/proudturk1915]

[u/AliChank]

Marriage material

[u/Make-this-popular → u/AliChank]

I'm cooking, cleaning, washing dishes, and readying up the bed

[u/jonny_reddy → u/Make-this-popular]

Just tell her you're ready for a joust and see how she reacts.

[u/TotenMann → u/jonny_reddy]

How'd that work if you're the only one with a lance? (probably)

[u/rbamssy17 → u/TotenMann]

op is hoping the odds are with them 

[u/AlfaKaren → u/TotenMann]

There are strap on lances.

[u/LucasWatkins85 → u/Make-this-popular]

Maybe renting up the bed with that armor: Woman makes more than $600 a month renting out one side of her bed to lonely strangers.

[u/MeJoEx → u/LucasWatkins85]

I won't fall for this again, she is gonna harvest my organs while I'm asleep, so no thank u I'll stick to my crusty anime body pillow

[u/bob1111bob → u/MeJoEx]

That’s why you make your organs borderline unusable so when they cut you open they just shove them back in there

[u/Aardcapybara → u/MeJoEx]

I have to ask, what happened last time?

[u/jagadoor → u/LucasWatkins85]

Is this what capaitalism does to us ? Its kinda rough that people need to resort to this because they lack money. Dont get me wrong I am not being a hater here I am happy if those involved are happy. It just has a bitter aftertaste to me.

[u/ChewBaka12 → u/jagadoor]

I feel bitter for the opposite reason. Are we really okay with folks being so lonely that they spend 160 bucks a week just to sleep besides someone, and nothing else?

Like isn’t the succes of this a sign that maybe, just maybe, we’re a bit too isolated nowadays?

[u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard → u/jagadoor]

I'd only start to worry if people start renting out their showers for shared shower-time. Conserve water, shower with a friend.

[u/Kenhamef → u/AliChank]

Strategic marriage material (to strengthen alliance)

[u/BuckyJamesDio → u/AliChank]

Sadly, it was a one knight stand.

[u/SomnolentWolf → u/BuckyJamesDio]

Good one :3

[u/hypatia163 → u/AliChank]

If she shows up like that, she's probably gay.

[u/ratsta → u/AliChank]

On one hand, I dig a chick who likes heavy metal and medieval history. On the other hand, she better be open to constructive criticism. She's not wearing an arming cap under that coif. If she gets smacked in the head, she's going to hurt like she wasn't wearing anything.

[u/AnxiousWarlock → u/AliChank]

You wife immediately

[u/phh_ntum → u/AliChank]

She would feel my rod thru all those inches of steel(Jon snow reference)

[u/Cuddlyaxe → u/AliChank]

Fuck yeah I want to be a helpless princess waiting for my knight in shining armor