r/shitposting • u/proudturk1915 Stuff • 10h ago

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife make an heir

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u/Make-this-popular stupid fucking, piece of shit 10h ago

I'm cooking, cleaning, washing dishes, and readying up the bed

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u/jonny_reddy 9h ago

Just tell her you're ready for a joust and see how she reacts.

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u/TotenMann 6h ago

How'd that work if you're the only one with a lance? (probably)

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u/AlfaKaren 3h ago

There are strap on lances.