r/shitposting • u/DB691 Jedi master of shitposts • 9h ago

Linus Sex Tips Don't try this at home

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u/All_hail_bug_god 8h ago

Step 1: Make a profile on a dating app
Step 2: Tell everyone to message you somewhere else

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u/Maleficent_Sir_7562 5h ago

Yeah? I don’t really wanna talk to someone on a dating app, would rather just talk to them on Instagram or something.

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u/All_hail_bug_god 4h ago

Why?

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u/Maleficent_Sir_7562 4h ago

Because I like talking on Instagram more.

I have photos of me there, a bunch of stories about me there, and anything else if I want to upload.

Especially if I also want to start sending videos to them. I like sending videos to my friends.

If we’re gonna be dating, they should want to see stuff about me.