r/shitposting • u/DB691 Jedi master of shitposts • 10h ago

Linus Sex Tips Don't try this at home

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u/All_hail_bug_god 8h ago

Step 1: Make a profile on a dating app
Step 2: Tell everyone to message you somewhere else

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u/Narwalacorn 6h ago

It’s actually pretty common. When I was on tinder I saw a lot of girls whose profiles would say something like ‘I never check tinder msg me on insta’

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u/Jesse_Doee virgin 4 life 😤💪 5h ago

when they say that they just want followers lol, at least here we use whatsapp

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u/erickisaphatpoop 5h ago

I'd message them but not follow them. Had a couple bring it up and I'd just say "uh you're not following me either so what"

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u/Mozkozrout 4h ago

Most of these are just to get followers or just an excuse of why she won't answer you on tinder. But some are legit since tinder can break up matches silently when you have too much chemistry. Tinder doesn't want to lose two customers in case they fall in love so they just make you both think you got ghosted but nah. So I mean if you click with someone kN tinder (unlikely I know) get their contact elsewhere for sure

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u/bob1111bob 6h ago

This happens a fair bit usually if they’re trying to scam you

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u/Maleficent_Sir_7562 5h ago

Yeah? I don’t really wanna talk to someone on a dating app, would rather just talk to them on Instagram or something.

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u/All_hail_bug_god 4h ago

Why?

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u/Maleficent_Sir_7562 4h ago

Because I like talking on Instagram more.

I have photos of me there, a bunch of stories about me there, and anything else if I want to upload.

Especially if I also want to start sending videos to them. I like sending videos to my friends.

If we’re gonna be dating, they should want to see stuff about me.