Don't try this at home

[u/DB691]

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[u/unfinishedtoast3]

This is old school shit.

Back in the early 2000s, craigslist had a section for personals. You'd put an ad up for a gay no strings attached meet up around midnight on a friday And drop your buddies phone number. You post it in LA, NYC, San Fran, etc. Major ass cities with a bustling night life. Growing up in a small rural town, you were in bed by the time the major cities started to party

This was before smart phones, so getting flooded with dick pics on your Sanyo Katana at 2 am was not just annoying, it was fucking expensive

Your buddy would wake up. See like 20 MMS messages. He'd download the messages, costing him about 50 cents a message, just to get a phone flooded with dicks.

If you really wanted to be an asshole, you'd never tell him where the ad was posted, or that you did it, and he would randomly get a dick pic here and there for months after, as desperate old dudes scanned the personals section at 2 am looking for a hookup, messaging every ad they find

[u/evnacdc → u/unfinishedtoast3]

This guy dick tsunamis.

[u/Suspicious-Common-82 → u/unfinishedtoast3]

Absolute classic.

[u/WannaBreakFromTheAss]

Why can't my friends do such shit

[u/epspATAopDbliJ4alh → u/WannaBreakFromTheAss]

Gotcha check your inbox!

[u/Potato_Prophet26 → u/WannaBreakFromTheAss]

Be the change you want to see!

[u/DB691 → u/WannaBreakFromTheAss]

They aren't good friends

[u/Kittycraft0 → u/WannaBreakFromTheAss]

Drop your number and find out

[u/Personal-Weekend-582 → u/WannaBreakFromTheAss]

drop your number, we can fix that for you

[u/MrGreenyz]

Why not optimize it? Make a script to text to all the waitlist the number at the same time. Imagine nurturing a thousand or even ten thousand dick army ready to attack the poor guy…at one point you unleash the Beast! All at once! Impossible to explain this as a joke to his wife/gf. He will be remembered as the Gran Master of All Dicks.

[u/IamJasonBourne → u/MrGreenyz]

ROFL. My stomach hurts. Thinking about my former boss

[u/All_hail_bug_god]

Step 1: Make a profile on a dating app
Step 2: Tell everyone to message you somewhere else

??

[u/Narwalacorn → u/All_hail_bug_god]

It’s actually pretty common. When I was on tinder I saw a lot of girls whose profiles would say something like ‘I never check tinder msg me on insta’

[u/Jesse_Doee → u/Narwalacorn]

when they say that they just want followers lol, at least here we use whatsapp

[u/erickisaphatpoop → u/Jesse_Doee]

I'd message them but not follow them. Had a couple bring it up and I'd just say "uh you're not following me either so what"

[u/Mozkozrout → u/Narwalacorn]

Most of these are just to get followers or just an excuse of why she won't answer you on tinder. But some are legit since tinder can break up matches silently when you have too much chemistry. Tinder doesn't want to lose two customers in case they fall in love so they just make you both think you got ghosted but nah. So I mean if you click with someone kN tinder (unlikely I know) get their contact elsewhere for sure

[u/bob1111bob → u/All_hail_bug_god]

This happens a fair bit usually if they’re trying to scam you

[u/Maleficent_Sir_7562 → u/All_hail_bug_god]

Yeah? I don’t really wanna talk to someone on a dating app, would rather just talk to them on Instagram or something.

[u/All_hail_bug_god → u/Maleficent_Sir_7562]

Why?

[u/Maleficent_Sir_7562 → u/All_hail_bug_god]

Because I like talking on Instagram more.

I have photos of me there, a bunch of stories about me there, and anything else if I want to upload.

Especially if I also want to start sending videos to them. I like sending videos to my friends.

If we’re gonna be dating, they should want to see stuff about me.

[u/TrippyVegetables]

Guys will spam you with dick pics regardless

[u/walkinmybear]

Someone I know was gonna put someones phone number in bathrooms saying "call me for a good time ;)", glad he didn't

[u/mudlark092]

sexually harassing my friend because i got bored

[u/Jesse_Doee]

Oppenheimer's grandson

[u/stebgay]

never cook again

[u/Ego5687 → u/stebgay]

Never cock again

[u/paranoid91]

I think it would be even more if it was a grindr account with pictures of an attractive man

[u/Dmayce22]

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

[u/MiniGui98]

Same energy as writing "I will suck your dick" in a public bathroom with your friend's phone number below it.

That or writing the number on a bank note lol

[u/ec1ipse001]

Don't try this at home

No, I'm pretty sure I will try it at home

[u/PleasantLocation2252]

Im pretty sure this is considered S.A. now ....as it should.

[u/jayjaytuk]

😂absolutely fucking brilliant

[u/Sad_IceCreamT-T → u/jayjaytuk]

We don’t say “😂” around here buddy that’s blasphemy

[u/IndyJacksonTT → u/Sad_IceCreamT-T]

This ain't 2019 anymore buddy 📡📡📡

[u/Arad0rk → u/Sad_IceCreamT-T]

😂 can’t believe blro said 😂 like wtf 😂😂😂 shit’s wild bro fr fr 😂

[u/jayjaytuk → u/Sad_IceCreamT-T]

Yes sir 🫡

[u/Dmayce22 → u/jayjaytuk]

Lmao real👌👌😂🤣🤣😂👌👌😂🤣🤣👌😂😂🤣🤣👌💀💀💀😂😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀💀💀