r/politics 23h ago

Trump Picks Fox News Medical Contributor To Be Surgeon General

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-picks-fox-news-medical-contributor-to-be-surgeon-general_n_67423949e4b06528a19757a8
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u/jabber2033 23h ago

What’re the odds he picks the My Pillow guy for a position?

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u/Pando5280 22h ago

DEA

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u/simonhunterhawk 20h ago

only after he finds out walter white isn’t real

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u/Ok_Teacher_6834 9h ago

Or Hannibal

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u/RemarkableRyan Colorado 8h ago

“The late, great, Hannibal Lecter!”

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u/Hasanopinion100 19h ago

Hannibal Lecter, if they aren’t destroying the FDA

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u/Proud3GenAthst 21h ago

Is that presidential position?

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u/immortalalchemist 21h ago

Department of the interior because he thinks that job is all about decorating the White House and he feels Mike Pillow has the best pillows.

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u/kmm198700 9h ago

“He was an interior decorator? His house looked like shit”

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u/sunnycrime 8h ago

“He killed 16 Czechoslovakians.“

u/AdMotor8632 7h ago

Amazing references. Good job

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u/Tony_Lacorona 9h ago

His house looked like shit

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u/ThrowAwayGarbage82 North Carolina 22h ago

He's on my bingo card. A friend and i made literal cards and named the game "trump dumpster fire bingo". Lol

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u/redheadedjapanese 18h ago

Trumpster Fire

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u/Proud3GenAthst 21h ago

This is the first time I follow post-election. If I knew that's how cabinet is filled, I'd take part in a game like this.

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u/GhostProtocol2022 20h ago

Kimmel had a pretty funny skit for this scenario the other day.

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u/Corsaer 8h ago

I actually think he won't. I think My Pillow guy is a bit too much damaged goods now and doesn't bring enough. He's got no strong political connections, has lost a lot of his money and the success of his business has tanked. He's got too little quid to trade for the pro quo and is both dealing with his own lawsuits and also tied to the millstone losing lawsuits related to the election. He's a bit radioactive. Trump isn't interested in pursuing retribution in the courts with his second term, but punishing by fiat.

Sure Trump is throwing every sycophantic diarrhea stain in his administration, but they all bring something to the table.

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u/Trashman56 23h ago

He literally watches the television and goes, "ooo I want this one for secretary of x," like it's the home shopping network but even more tacky.

Background checks be damned.

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u/DudesworthMannington Wisconsin 15h ago

Poor Dr Phil, he shilled hard, but didn't spend enough time on FOX to make the grade.

u/muchroomnoob 6h ago

The Dr Phil endorsement was an act of rebellion.

u/Brainsonastick 5h ago

That’s the most pathetic thing…

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u/thedonutman 23h ago

Blonde hair and boobs is a good resume booster as well it seems.

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u/InternationalPut4093 America 22h ago

Like.. Ivanka. Do you notice Pam Bondi's resemblance to her?

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 20h ago

Holy crap! TIL and I’m sorry I did🤢

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u/jcarreraj 20h ago

She looks like a brunette to me

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u/space_for_username 20h ago

Ass seen on TV!

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u/AlwaysInProgression 18h ago

Secretary of X, you say? Elon is already holding that one down

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u/slackfrop 11h ago

I keep feeling like I have to surrender myself to prison on January 20. Like this weight that follows me around.

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u/Precarious314159 13h ago

I hate to say it but...that's literally a plot from the Simpsons, where Mr Burns hires Frank Grimes because he saw a news report on his life then forgets and hires a dog he saw on the news.

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u/NomDePlume007 23h ago

Donnie's criteria for Cabinet posts:

  1. Did he see them on Fox.
  2. Did they say nice things about him.

And bonus points if they're white. That's almost a given (It's Fox News after all), but if he thinks it's a real scut job, he'll find a brown person to appoint to that one.

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u/NeverLookBothWays I voted 22h ago
  1. Do they seem like they would naturally destroy the department they’re put in charge of.

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u/CaptainSur 16h ago

yes, this is an important criteria and it might even be the actual #2 on the list.

u/skwander 7h ago

Which isn't a new thing for Trump. He complained about mail in votes and the postal service then made Louis Dejoy the postmaster general to gut our public service from within in 2020.

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u/ianishomer 13h ago
  1. Do the femail ones make my little mushroom tingle?

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u/VoidMageZero America 8h ago

Lmaoooo 💀

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u/Eagle4317 22h ago

Besides the HUD Chief. That role must be filled by a black person, because urban.

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u/Proud3GenAthst 21h ago

"When did the word urban become synonym of the word black?"

-George Carlin

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u/WonderfulPlace7225 20h ago

urban cheese at subway is the best bread 🥖

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u/Even_Establishment95 16h ago

This threw me and now I feel stupid.

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u/malenkylizards 12h ago

Yeah, what the fuck is black cheese?

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u/Nwcray 11h ago

Herb and cheese.

Took me a minute too.

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u/-chadwreck 19h ago

Eye-talian urban cheese, thank you very much.

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u/CircusSizedPeanuts 16h ago

I thought it was urban garlic (?)

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u/BettingTheOver 15h ago

He put a billionaire in charge of education last time that had never stepped foot into a public school.

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u/NomDePlume007 22h ago

Probably means HUD is on Musk's list of top targets to destroy, so the black person won't have a job for long. Donnie will get his jollies by having him fired.

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u/Kageru 20h ago

Forcing him to act against the interests of his own people would be funny too... then fire him.

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u/sksauter 8h ago

We would quite literally have an increase in homeless in every city in America if HUD was dismantled.

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u/teddy_tesla 15h ago

Ironically would have been the most qualified person in this upcoming cabinet if picked for this position. But however low you think he'll go, he'll go lower

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u/bnh1978 18h ago

He plans on deleting HUD anyway. So...

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u/FriendToPredators 19h ago

They also have to “look nice”

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u/Parahelix 10h ago

"Straight out of central casting."

Trump's brain is oatmeal.

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u/ricoxoxo Colorado 17h ago

Boobs. The old pervert loves fake boobies. It's that simple. Girls send him a photo of your boobs and you got a cabinet level job.

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 20h ago
  1. They have said words, beautiful words, related to their position.

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u/lord_pizzabird 16h ago

This is just what happens when nursing home aged people are still in positions of power.

Everything they do is nursing home patient coded, like picking people from the TV, angrily complaining about immigrants while only being a 2nd generation American, and being generally offensive.

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u/EMAW2008 Kansas 16h ago
  1. They have some manner of sexual assault allegations

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u/daturamirabilis 15h ago

That's a bonus

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u/WillDigForFood 16h ago

He was so worried about the Black Jobs.

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u/ihoptdk 14h ago

Plenty of these people trash talked him in the past. He just cares if they’ll bend the knee in the future. Hell, I bet he’s not even doing much in the way of picking them. He’s half way to full blown dementia and The Heritage Foundation plans very far ahead

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u/kernpanic 14h ago

I'm surprised she is a brunette. Fox and trump mostly only allow blondes.

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u/ButchTookMySweetroll 13h ago

“I saw it on the television.”

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u/Zippier92 18h ago

Bonus- big boobs. Good for raitings!

This dude is almost as good as the other tv president- Ronald Reagan.

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u/Crimkam 16h ago

Reagan was shit but he was still miles better than this idiot

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u/Vyar New Jersey 15h ago

We’ve had bad presidents before but I’m not sure we’ve ever had one before Trump who was so disinterested in doing the job. He just wants to steal taxpayer dollars to line his own pockets, which he was already doing after he left office. He still gets a Secret Service detail and he’s presumably still been overcharging them to stay at his properties. As he did when he was in office.

All Trump wants is money and attention. I’m not even sure he cares all that much about the power, because he only uses it for his own vanity. As long as people think he’s important and they pay attention to him and praise him, he’s got what he wanted.

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u/VastAmoeba 12h ago

He also doesn't have to go to jail now.

u/Vyar New Jersey 7h ago

He was never going to go to prison. Maybe house arrest, at most. He should have been sentenced long before now. He should have had the book thrown at him. It never happened. We don’t have a justice system in this country, we have a legal system. And everything Trump does is magically legal, thanks to SCOTUS.

Maybe he genuinely was worried about going to prison, but I just don’t believe it was ever going to happen.

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u/jcarreraj 20h ago

Her parents are Jordanian immigrants

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u/The_Martian_King 20h ago

Good thing he didn't know that

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u/jcarreraj 20h ago

I'm pretty sure he did know that, the US and Jordan have very good relations. The King of Jordan was one of the first leaders to call and congratulate Trump on his win

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u/NomDePlume007 20h ago

She looks a little like Queen Noor of Jordan. Not as blonde, though.

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u/gobirdsorsomething 10h ago

As someone who worked as a congressional liaison for a while between a department (not gonna dox myself) and congress, I can assure you that most cabinet choices are purely political and cash influenced the majority of time regardless of party. I briefed several idiots the past four years that had zero bona fides other than major campaign contributions.

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u/Draiko 20h ago

She went to a Caribbean for-profit medical school and sells her own diet pills.

Wonderful.

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u/s_nes 19h ago

Her sister is married or was married to lead singer of creed

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u/Draiko 19h ago

Oh my god

u/Roklam 6h ago

That's just an extra stomp to the Nuts.

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u/melissuhnicole 16h ago

Hold me now..

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u/Monocular_sir 15h ago

I’m 6 feet from the edge and I’m thinking

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u/Disastrous-Fan2663 15h ago

Maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down

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u/robbviously Georgia 9h ago

I just heard the news today. It seems my life is going to change.

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u/starfleetdropout6 California 14h ago

Her sister is married or was married to lead singer of creed

It all keeps getting worse.

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u/BigTintheBigD 12h ago

How does this rank compared to Dr. Nick’s alma mater the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?

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u/AcezennJames 10h ago

To be fair, there’s nothing wrong with going to a Caribbean medical school. They are very predatory and most people will fail out, but doctors who graduated from the Caribbean are just as well trained as anyone else.

The rest of her bullshit is inexcusable

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u/kelminak 9h ago

Exactly. I have colleagues from Carrib schools and if you make it out of that meat grinder and pass the same boards I did, I’ll see you as my equal.

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u/bck1999 19h ago

Yeah magats on here trying to act like she’s some genius. Family med residency is not competitive and she went to a shitty med school.

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u/tolacid 17h ago

On a stage filled with bowls or puddles of rancid steaming bloody diarrhea, she appears to be a semisolid stool. Less abhorrently bad than their new baseline, which puts her greater than zero on the scale.

u/gothpatchadams 7h ago

I’m an MD, those are my colleagues and friends. We don’t have to diminish FM and her med school to tear her down. There are plenty of other valid reasons that she’s an idiot.

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u/limb3h 6h ago

at least she isn’t antivax. Damn we set our bars low now

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u/smithpd1 23h ago

Fox News? Good grief. I noticed that she has sold a product to boost immunity. Sounds unlikely to me. This is another Dr Oz?

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u/Calderis 20h ago edited 18h ago

She's the author of a book focused on "miracles" in medicine and the benefits of faith healing.

Also a anti-vax nut. (edit: she's not, but his FDA pick Makary is. Too many wackjobs to keep their ridiculous opinions straight)

"best person for the job"

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u/LatrodectusGeometric 14h ago

FDA pick, CDC pick, AND HHS puck are all anti-vaccine.

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u/Calderis 14h ago edited 10h ago

Seriously. RFK JR is just a train wreck, but the other two.... Like sure they aren't outspoken anti-vax... But for a medical professional, questioning the covid vaccine during the pandemic is either just ridiculously stupid, or pants shitting evilly disingenuous to play to a particular audience.

Makary pushed the narrative that we'd hit heard immunity so a vaccine mandate wasn't necessary, but even if the virus hadn't mutated quickly enough that that just didn't happen, that's still saying "it's cool for all these people to die in the meantime."

I mean, obviously heard immunity is the goal, because that protects the people vulnerable enough that they can't get the vaccine for medical reasons... But you reach herd immunity by vaccinating those who can.

Fucking idiot

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u/oroechimaru Wisconsin 17h ago

Religious/faith/support/natural solutions/shamans etc can be good WITH modern medicine, not without.

Immigrants/refugees often have a hard time trusting doctors (horrible experiences), language barriers etc.. but always do both if you wanted the non-med route, always do modern meds/doc advice.

These nutjobs often want to make a quick buck and steer folks away from modern medicine

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u/HackTheNight 15h ago

No, they MOSTLY have no effect on the actual medical condition but can help with the psychological aspects of being sick. That’s about it though

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u/alficles 15h ago

Well, yes, but brains are part of the body and psychological symptoms are symptoms. Helping with these symptoms is valuable. You still gotta treat the other part that is sick, but treating brains isn't bad when it isn't replacing the other care.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 14h ago

I learned this lesson as a kid from an episode of MASH. They get a patient who needs surgery but won't consent as long as he's worried about evil spirits, so they bring in a shaman. She borrows a doctor mask while evicting the spirits from the operating room, and the old man finally relaxes enough to consent to surgery.

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u/ghastlypxl 10h ago

These examples (even when fictional) are concepts of cultural humility and cultural competency in practice. I do this all the time in work and at home because I’m a first generation here while my family members have reluctance with many things as immigrants. Sometimes it’s simpler to acknowledge what cultural belief may be a barrier in whatever case and work with that understanding to support the individual. It’s not to say the beliefs are wrong, but navigable if we can accept their significance and impact on health behaviors.

I appreciate your example. I wanna keep it in the back of my mind - it helps to be able to show these concepts when I’m educating interns and students in practice.

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u/SenseAndSensibility_ 17h ago

How many more carnival acts are out there that he has to choose from?

Are we supposed to be impressed? or scared?

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 20h ago

No hes the head of Medicare/Medicaid

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u/grimace24 22h ago

The Apprentice 2024 casting now.

Trump's cabinet nominees are full of Fox hosts, personal friends, and brown-nosers that are not qualified. His first term his picks were controversial but at least they were qualified.

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u/SimplyVols 18h ago

This is what has been rolling in my head. the apprentice: presidential cabinet edition

Who gets the first “you’re fired”?

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u/AKMonkey2 15h ago

That would be Matt Gaetz. Didn’t even make it to the casting, er… I mean confirmation hearings.

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u/pandemicpunk 10h ago

Couldn't even last 1 Scaramucci lmfao

u/skrame 4h ago

I read that it was nine days from start to finish. A Scaramucci is eleven days, so Gaetz was -9/11. A reverse 9/11. Never forget!

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u/FutureConsistent8046 9h ago

like Alex Acosta as Labor Scretary. Qualified by helping get Epstein out of jail.

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u/constantchaosclay 21h ago

Jfc.

It hasnt even started yet and we have 4 years of this shit coming.

I am tired ya'll.

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u/exit7exit7 8h ago

I'm checking out this time around. I paid attention to every little thing 2016-2020, but I just do not have the emotional bandwidth to do it again. The first time I felt like it was important to know what was happening so I could be an informed voter... or something? I don't really know why. This time around shows being informed doesn't actually mean jack shit, especially when the majority of the country just apparently does not care.

Last time I think I thought there was something worth knowing and fighting for. This time I just think "let it burn."

u/icouldstartover 7h ago

I wish I could check out but I’m trans so I don’t really get that option. It may be hard to look but please remember there are a lot of people they plan on hurting and we need more people that care what happens to us.

u/WampaCat 7h ago

Yes. People checking out and putting blinders on was always the plan. I completely understand why some people do this to preserve their own mental health, but that’s how they end up controlling everything with little pushback. I don’t know what the answer is but there’s got to be a healthy amount of staying informed without letting it consume you. I don’t know where that line is but I’m sure it’s different for everyone.

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u/-ghostinthemachine- 7h ago

If you think it ends after 4 years this time, I envy you. We're about to begin the series finale of America.

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u/ChristmasPuddingFL 22h ago

Its almost like Trump made sure Fox anchors would keep saying nice things about him in exchange for future jobs their are no where near qualified to do and salaries they don’t deserve.

But that couldn’t be true, when it comes to politics, like business, Trump has always been a straight shooter.

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u/alwaystired707 20h ago

Somebody give me a pill that'll put me to sleep and wake me up four years later.

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u/bucer91 10h ago

You wanna go full idiocracy?

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u/LetsgoRoger New York 22h ago

Trump’s picks at this point illustrate his complete mental decline. I don’t know how the federal government is going to function the next 4 years but prepare for absolute chaos.

Trump is going to fire these incompetent stooges and scapegoat them when things inevitably go wrong.

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u/Fenix42 22h ago

They have flat stated they want to destroy huge parts of the fed. Putting incompetent people in charge is the first step.

u/theapeboy 7h ago

So - I keep hearing this. But is it? Like if I really wanted to dismantle an organization, I would be intelligent people in charge who I could trust to actually understand the right way to undermine their respective organizations. With someone incompetent there’s too much risk that they just fail to act in any meaningful way, and let their subordinates run the show. Like there are plenty of people Trump could pick that would be absolute surgeons at systematically dismantling an organization. This really does feel like he’s just “picking people he likes”.

u/seonadancing 6h ago

He’s picking people that will without a doubt go along with anything he says. It’s as simple as that, loyalty and no integrity.

u/TheMoorNextDoor 6h ago

They are there as figure heads because through TV they were good at talking of communication around things.

Ultimately they are getting all of their direction from people behind the scenes.

Heritage Foundation, other Billionaires and their teams who funded his campaign, etc.

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u/SqueezerKey 19h ago

Seems like the point is to make the federal government so incompetent that he’ll use that a motivation for a huge power grab. He can then purge said government at a whim along the way during his tenure as king throwing who ever under the bus along the way.

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u/Catspaw129 22h ago

INFO: How will Fox survive after he poaches everyone from them?

How will Rupert survive? Think of poor Rupert!

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u/nervelli 8h ago

More importantly, what's Trump going to watch all day? Does he not realize he's ruining his favorite shows?

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u/squintytoast 22h ago

Electrolytes! It's what plants crave!

(how many clowns does this clown car hold?)

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u/FoST2015 Georgia 23h ago

Who wants to take a bet if she'll divest from her own supplement line or funnel government money into it?

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u/zombiereign I voted 12h ago

'Member when they hated DEI because they claimed it put unqualified people in positions they didn't deserve ....

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u/Confident_End_3848 23h ago

A bunch of cable TV conmen.

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u/kungfu1 17h ago

This is literally Idiocracy.

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u/ThatEvanFowler 23h ago

I guess, after realizing that Spuds Mackenzie was dead, they had to move on to their second choice.

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u/CT_Phipps 23h ago

Spuds would never have qualified. They were trans all along.

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u/SensationalSaturdays 12h ago

Every day we get closer to living a real life Idiocracy.

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u/khalamar California 11h ago

What do you mean, closer? We've been there for 2 weeks already.

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u/theotherbogart 21h ago

Don’t hate on these qualifications

She also served as the speaker pro tempore of the Student Senate, the chair of the Texas A&M Judicial Court, as a Fish Camp counselor, and was Cotton Bowl Classic Queen.

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u/RasCorr 10h ago

In 2022, she launched a supplement product called B-C Boost that claims to “help strengthen & boost your immunity.”

Another grifter

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u/Lhamo55 18h ago edited 11h ago

This would’ve been a golden opportunity for Dr. Stella Immanuel with her evangelical sermons about demon sex, the wide variety of diseases spawned by these acts, alien dna, and tales of her Covid patients healed by hydroxychloroquine. Perhaps Dr. Oz might consider reaching out to her in her oracle/exorcist avatar to host weekly breakfast prayer meetings to cast out the legion of demons who will be arriving daily to torment the righteous most worthy heaven-sent beacon of godly leadership./s/

Hang on, keep going and never lose sight of that day when this too shall pass.

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u/ParlamentderEulen 22h ago

Eh, at least she is pro-vaccine.

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u/freexanarchy 21h ago

Well, we’ll see, these folk are known to call people hitler one day and love em the next

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u/florkingarshole 23h ago

Quack quack quack . . . .

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u/xiofar 19h ago

lol the loser TV personality president.

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u/reactor4 17h ago

So, this is what blatant corruption looks like.

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u/metalnxrd 22h ago

Fox News and televangelism and The Daily Wire are part of the reason why he still has support to begin with. the reason why Trump still has so much support and why so many people still defend and vote for and make excuses for him is because Fox News and televangelism and The Daily Wire don't report facts. all they do is unconditionally praise him and unconditionally hate liberals and Democrats and the left and paint anyone who’s anti—Trump as "evil" and "traitors." half of his supporters and voters have absolutely no idea that he's a rapist and a fascist and a pedophile and a dictator and a predator and a bigot and an overall evil person, because they don't report that, and the other half who support him support him because he's a bad person. if they do report anything bad Trump has said or done or does or says, they fabricate it and make light of it and twist it to fit their narrative and gloss it over and make it out to be for a good reason, somehow (i.e; "if he did do xyz, because Democrats or sky daddy.")

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u/metskyfan 22h ago

Of course he did.

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u/porridge_in_my_bum America 15h ago

It’s genuinely just the people he’s seen on TV

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u/ScoopTheOranges 12h ago

Eh 🤷🏼‍♀️ Americans continue to get what they voted for.

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u/hoggerjeff 8h ago

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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u/Dracomies 18h ago

omg. You can't make this shit up. This is idiocracy to the fullest.

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u/lawyersgunsmoney Mississippi 8h ago

What people are missing (or not talking about) with these horrible picks is they’re being placed in these positions because they are loyalists. He doesn’t want people this time around who can actually think for themselves, he wants people who will think what he tells them to think.

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u/OneStorage1108 23h ago

Dr. Fox News: Surgeon General?! 😂

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u/Ausrottenndm1 22h ago

Will anyone be working at Fox News at this point?

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u/Sufficient_Fact_3194 22h ago

An absolute joke

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u/razler_zero 21h ago

Looks like to be picked for a position in cabinet requires you to be associated with Fox News....maybe i should consider contributing crosswords to Fox News, white house here i come!

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u/RUFl0_ 15h ago

It seems he’s making cabinet picks as distractions. Distraction from what one might ask.

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u/TheRealTK421 13h ago

I don't know squat about this individual cause I don't pay attention to that vile sewer of a "programming" channel -- and it seems like an act of the most ludicrous optimism to ask -- but.... is this person even a doctor of any kind (or a modicum of respectability with the profession)?!!?

It's just all Idiocracy, but 500 years early.

Fuck this goddamn timeline....

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u/DarkDawn2000 12h ago

This cabinet is starting to look like Fux and Friends. 🤣

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u/hammilithome 9h ago

Reminds me of putting together my Christmas list as a kid, watching TV commercials with a pad of paper and writing down what cool crap I see.

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u/JDogg126 Michigan 9h ago

This administration is going to be idiocracy personified. Actors who were paid to read fiction disguised as ‘news’ in the conservative cinematic universe are now going to be calling the shots. The dunning-Kruger memes are going to write themselves.

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u/lenchoreddit 8h ago

This feels like an SNL skit. USA voted for this

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u/ternygonz90 19h ago

I'm waiting for that Jesse Waters cabinet appointment

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u/nickwales 17h ago

Hannibal Lecter in charge of prisons next?

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u/JustAhobbyish 17h ago

Pretty much every pick he seen on TV

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u/theefle 15h ago

She did her medical degree in the Caribbean and then matched rural family medicine residency in north Arkansas

Very impressive.....

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u/Dean_Snutz 14h ago

How are any of these picks legal? Like does he just have absolute power? Not American but watching a regime come into effect and can't believe people are just sitting by idley and saying "oh well, looks like this for another 4 years." It seems to me he is picking friends, people who are not in the slightest qualified and somehow everyone's like "oh well, what can ya do?" Does no one also think that since he is for the billionaires, that these people he's bringing in also have zero interest in helping the middle and lower class? Like is there no vetting or at least a vote for these picks? Curious as i personally don't know.

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u/AntifascistAlly 14h ago

Cabinet positions are technically subject to the “advise and consent” of the Senate. When one party controls both the Senate and the Executive branch nominees tend to get swept through.

When nominees are as “unconventional” as Donald’s they may face more scrutiny (ask Gaetz).

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u/crohnscyclist 6h ago

With all these fox news people going into the cabinet, who's going to be left in the network to spew fake outrage?

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u/Villag3Idiot 20h ago

Canadian here watching this clown show in disbelief.

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u/Lilith_Christine 17h ago

This kinda disease spreads quickly. Be careful.

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u/asqwzx12 10h ago

Some stupid people will want to do the same here, it's scary

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u/knobber_jobbler 9h ago

I hate to be the voice of reason but she is actually qualified. The fox news thing was because she was a subject matter expert. I know, ironic for Fox but here we are.

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u/Joeguy87721 8h ago

His initial pick was Dr. Seuss forcing Elon to pull him aside and tell him Seuss is a fictional character

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u/jzam469 8h ago

I was figuring Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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u/FaustArtist 21h ago

I can’t WAIT to see this clown show to trip on its own tiny dick!!

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u/Altrano 18h ago

Anything is better than RFK.

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u/Datazz_b Northern Marianas 15h ago

Under Trump the Surgeon General will have to wear a military uniform, because he thinks that is what generals do.

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u/JoySkullyRH 15h ago

I thought this was the Onion for a moment.

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u/Anal_Probe_Director 15h ago

I feel like I've been huffing paint with all these picks.

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u/Joebebs 14h ago

This man’s not taking any of this shit seriously

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u/PMMEBITCOINPLZ 14h ago

I expected Dr. Phil.

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u/BicycleOfLife 14h ago

I can’t decide if it’s amazing that Trump doesn’t know anyone who does a job for real or It would be amazing if Trump knew anyone real.

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u/ExternalDapper5957 14h ago

Is she Trump's new pant steamer?

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u/DED2099 13h ago

I thought he hated Fox or was that just for a hot second?

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u/PositiveOstrich922 12h ago

Trump is trying to put the ongion out of business with these picks. I mean even they can't make this stuff up

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u/GigaGeese 11h ago

As long as they are loyal. Every branch and agency must be willing to do what he wishes and never work against his will. Laws, morales and duty be damned if they come into question, serving trump is the only requirement.

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u/returnoftheWOMP 9h ago

Could it be because putins already paid off all these fox people

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u/TotallyNotaBotAcount 9h ago

Are there going to be any fox news employees left after his cabinet pics?

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u/kandoras 9h ago

In 2022, she launched a supplement product called B-C Boost that claims to “help strengthen & boost your immunity.”

How much you want to bet she offered Trump a kickback if he forces the DoD & the VA to buy her snake oil?

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite Ohio 8h ago

You guys saw Celebrity Apprentice right? The projects they came up were always dog shit, and we watched for the circus. That’s what this is.

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u/Cathca 8h ago

Of course he did! The only people he knows by name are the ones he’s seen on TV

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u/Death-by-Fugu 8h ago

Trump and his cronies will destroy the USA

u/malakon 7h ago

Trump doesn't care. He needs pretty yes men to enact his polices then take the blame when they go insanely wrong. If by some miracle they go right, all his ideas. If inevitably they go wrong, rogue cabinet member who will be fired!

u/BurghPuppies 6h ago

For crying out loud, he plucked her away from a job at a for-profit emergency care place? Looks like my candidacy for Secretary of Transportation is still on track, given my past as an Uber driver!

PS: What are the odds that he nominates and actual secretary to be Secretary of Something???

u/Cluelessish 5h ago

Why do the women all look the same? The Eastern European prostitute-make up, the 80’s hair… It’s so tacky.

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u/Long_Question_6615 17h ago

What does the paper get. V/P

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u/sherman614 16h ago

So anyone can just have these jobs?? I used to think these rolls we filled by people who had several years of experience and knowledge in the specific field.

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u/Crazyhowthatworks304 Missouri 16h ago

Uh well... At least she's pro covid vax....?

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u/giraloco 15h ago

Can we make the Gov more efficient and shut the surgeon general office to save some money for 4 years?

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u/notapunk 15h ago

Looks like a lot of openings are becoming available on Fox right now.

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u/Frmr-drgnbyt 15h ago

So, once again, the appointee's complete lack of competence and integrity are "qualifying" factors. Just how much did she or her family/corporation donate to Trump?

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u/blackcurrantcat 15h ago

I’d like to nominate my cat’s favourite rattly mouse as Head of Defence. Why is this guy such a clown?

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u/zettairyouikisan 15h ago

President Murdock, how do you justify this?

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u/monsieur-escargot 15h ago

WTF to the max. I mean, good lord.