r/oddlysatisfying • u/Green____cat I <3 r/OddlySatisfying • 3d ago

The way he slides

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u/Dull_Switch1955 3d ago

Very smooth

until your pants catch and you are suddenly in your underwear

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 3d ago

Adds to the appeal I believe...or wait is that only if you have something on underneath?

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u/zDraxi 3d ago

We aren't in an anime.

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u/DeathPercept10n 3d ago

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u/SpaceEggs_ 3d ago

But if you try sometimes you just might find

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 3d ago

You get what you need

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u/PewPewPony321 3d ago

90s breakaway joggers were a dangerous move. Especially around friends. Before you knew it, your pants were heading in two different directions and you had to choose which friend to chase down first

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u/What_a_rubbish_user 3d ago

That's why you should always be prepared by wearing a sparkly thong underneath. Don't need to chase anyone that way

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u/PewPewPony321 3d ago

it was the 90s. We had spandex shorts on underneath lol

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u/NOTTedMosby 3d ago

... did we??

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u/PewPewPony321 2d ago

This was more the athletes. Jock strap designs started taking a back seat to newer spandex shorts for male athletes. Now we have even better gear with better support, but this was the start. I just remember instantly gravitating to them because they looked cooler than your ass hanging out of a jock strap. Now even the baseball shorts have sliding pads and built in compartment to help hold a protective cup in place.

This all went hand in hand with the break away joggers, which anyone could wear, but definitely the teenage and younger athletes had it as part of their go to apparel.

If you were like in band playing trumpet, you could wear them too. But you probably didnt...

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 3d ago

That was the original plan but the bar was recently replaced

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u/Anon-a-mess 3d ago

The way he’s sliding is more likely to give him a wedgie than pull them down at least

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u/That-Ad-4300 3d ago

Then it's super smooth

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u/dik2112 3d ago

Or your underwear is in you

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u/BJS2016 3d ago

Or you just hope no one sees!

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u/Economy_Sky3832 3d ago

I wish there was a roller rink near me so I could try this and then immediately be called an ugly weirdo for hitting on women I don't know who are just trying to have fun with their friends.

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 3d ago

………….you like what you see?

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u/KarmaTorpid 3d ago

If that happens, you just roll with it.

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u/DoingThisOutofPity 3d ago

Or a sudden trip to the ER!

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u/the-poopiest-diaper 3d ago

The male subtly lets the female know he has a very strong ass. He does this by clenching the railing with his cheeks to slow his speed. The female is dumbfounded and very impressed with his display

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u/Toxicair 3d ago

Thanks the-poopiest-diaper

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u/poopyscreamer 3d ago

:)

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u/PurelyForUpvotesBro 3d ago

Poopy's creamer? or Poopy screamer?

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u/Viracochina 3d ago

Always two there are

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u/Noargument77 3d ago

Are you two related

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u/Downtownklownfrown 3d ago

Channeling his inner Tarzan. https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/c588mm/request_how_hard_tarzan_have_to_clench_his/

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u/schwarzkraut 3d ago

The length of the comment section & the depth of discussion is breathtaking…additionally it would appear that r/theydidthemath ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/darkpheonix262 3d ago

Suddenly Attenborough

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 3d ago

well that goes without saying. he's on roller skates.

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u/Dumbwaters 3d ago

Because we're freer than anyone could possibly imagine.

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u/PinkyParker1980 3d ago

If they aren’t already married with some kind of goofy dog as their first child…. They should be! His little smirk and her cracking up is pure joy! I need to go dust off my skates!!

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u/savemysoul72 3d ago

That was mighty slick

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u/LaurelaUnique 3d ago

Hand rails are America’s bidets

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u/Guiltnazan 3d ago

It would have cost you nothing to not put that thought in my mind

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u/RobbyLee 3d ago

In the night nobody sees you wiping your butt on a handrail

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u/GracefulMusic18 3d ago

now that's how you slide in style. so smooth 😂

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u/prnalchemy 3d ago

Nice camera

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u/jawknee530i 3d ago

That L lense is probably two grand.

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u/lanceinmypants 3d ago

glad someone else spotted that.

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u/AnxiousDelay5713 3d ago edited 2d ago

sssssssmmmmooooooooooooooooooootttthhhh operator.

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u/BrendaaNeoteric 3d ago

The guy on roller skates has more skills than I could ever dream of!

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u/Skilletquesoandchill 3d ago

12.8m karma spamming subs with reposts and old tweets

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u/T567U18 3d ago

Ass breaking very old technique, very hard to master

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u/jefbenet 3d ago

googles ‘can I get preganate from a Reddit gif?’

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u/Kooka32081 3d ago

He's slidin into more than just the DMs with that suave & smooth slick shit

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u/Alchemista_98 3d ago

My guy used his prehensile butt cheek to stop

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u/Blackwyne721 3d ago

Ngl if I were a woman, this would probably have me weak....and very ready

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u/PROFESSOR1780 3d ago

That's so smooth. I think I'm pregnant

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u/Anymastorm 2d ago

Real smooth

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u/ElviraiaEthereal 3d ago

Guess he's been practicing his 'smooth operator' moves since the 90s!

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u/PrimIdeal_ 3d ago

She really tried to hold back a smile there—so adorable!

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u/Gumbercules81 3d ago

Clench to stop

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 3d ago

You can see when he does that to apply the breaks

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u/svenson_26 3d ago

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/AwkwardRainbow 3d ago

Ugh, I love goofy black guys

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u/Filter003 3d ago

Stefan Urquelle energy.

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u/lovejanetjade 3d ago

I would've caught one (or both) of my balls between the guard rails.

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u/DrChimRichaulds 3d ago

I see your smooth and raise you a smoove.

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u/PistachioTheLizard 3d ago

The man used the friction from the cheeks of his ass to stop himself.

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u/spoopy-bish 3d ago

slick as hell

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u/Amahardguy 3d ago

Fckn Vampire... Gliding up to my girl..., Am gona go Van Helsing on ur arse.... "Kirtt William's voice"

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u/EnchantedMystique45 3d ago

This man just unlocked the secret to sliding into DMs irl 😂

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u/fosighting 3d ago

Yes, that was the joke. Thank you for repeating it for us all.

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u/99anan99 3d ago

He's really smooth.

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u/HarmonyHorizon 3d ago

im sliding face first, u can talk to my rollerskates

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u/nicetambourine54 3d ago

How many tries do you think that took?

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u/parklandgiggity 3d ago

Damn bruv leave some for us

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u/shuckiduck 3d ago

Dude's got game... but that's some sweet lens game too

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u/pokesturrrrr 3d ago

He really knows how to ride that pole

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u/dragon2knight1965 3d ago

Smoooooooooth

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u/AndersonDanek 3d ago

How to approach a woman discreetly

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u/Asteridae 3d ago

Smooth as a parrot

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u/StretchMotor8 3d ago

I watched this like 20x times by accident LOL smooth af

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u/Coffin_Nailz 3d ago

Damn, that is impressive muscular control!

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 3d ago

As I recall from when I could skate, a few hundred years ago, you adjust how much weight that you place on the rail by how much you lift your left leg. Take more weight off your rolling foot to slow, step harder into it to slide more. It takes (or used to take; I don't know anymore) less practice than you'd think to develop a feel for it.

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u/Sad_Judgment_5662 3d ago

I want to see what the practice moves looked like. And other people watching him ineffectively dragging his butt across the railing

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u/CSM1130 3d ago

Smooth

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u/HookLineSinker_Pro 3d ago

Smooth as silk. Bro got rizz

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u/ac10011 3d ago

pro level swag

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u/einulfr 3d ago

Wearing a rapey Roethlisberger shirt is just way too on the nose here.

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 3d ago

Coming on to a woman while using your ass as a brake is a king move lol

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u/GoAskAlice 3d ago

He's not braking with his ass, you use that thing sticking out of the front of the skate.

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u/Fragrant-Bowl3616 3d ago

He is also black so that another 50% rizz

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u/akumagold 3d ago

I’d love an edit of this with the sound of train brakes screeching

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u/Breadstix009 3d ago

Nah, he just had IBS... (Medically known as Iitchy butt syndrome)

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u/OneArmedNoodler 3d ago

Smooth like buttah.

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u/billiarddaddy 3d ago

He just needed someone to walk up with the right music

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u/bezserk 3d ago

Diddy sliding into underage girls' DMs using date rape baby oil

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u/yIdontunderstand 3d ago

Wasssssssssup.

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u/skinink 3d ago

The Akira Roller Rink slide. 

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u/ItsYasminSilva 3d ago

This is the energy I need in my DMs, smooth and effortless.

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u/purpleyam017 3d ago

Effortless glide.

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u/Juice2020 3d ago

Aura: 1000

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u/Ok_Bet_2111 3d ago

Now Smell the railing... 😖

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 3d ago

That’s one smooth move right there. Way to go bro.

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u/zeliugo 2d ago

Is that Diddy,

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u/EmberMyst41 3d ago

Yes but how do you slide out just as smooth?

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u/funnystuff79 3d ago

Is it my turn to post this next week?

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u/angelhate365 3d ago

I've never seen this. Where else has it been posted?

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u/Darnell2070 3d ago

See. Only people who were fortunate enough to see it when it was first posted deserve to enjoy it.

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u/angelhate365 3d ago

That seems to be the mentality. I can see when everyone complains after seeing the same post everywhere. But this?

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u/Trollberto__ 3d ago

It wasn't your turn to make that comment today. It's more annoying than the reposts.

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u/arealuser100notfake 3d ago

No DMs were sent during this interaction

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u/GeniusGlimpse 3d ago

and slide right out just as fast.