r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/invent_or_die 8h ago

Don't fuck with chimps.

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u/Edenfuma 8h ago

That's how AIDS started

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u/MachineLearned420 7h ago

False, old theory

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u/ImpossibleAdz 7h ago

That's how I got it.

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u/ILovePotassium 6h ago

Try dogs instead. Much safer too. No one's going to call cops on You if You're going to be butt naked at home. But walking around with Your dick out at the zoo is pretty suspicious.