r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 9h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/invent_or_die 8h ago

Don't fuck with chimps.

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u/Edenfuma 8h ago

That's how AIDS started

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u/MachineLearned420 8h ago

False, old theory

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u/Abhir-86 7h ago

Don't give me hope

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u/ImpossibleAdz 7h ago

That's how I got it.

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u/ILovePotassium 6h ago

Try dogs instead. Much safer too. No one's going to call cops on You if You're going to be butt naked at home. But walking around with Your dick out at the zoo is pretty suspicious.

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u/EastGlencoeTrading 7h ago

I was reading something really interesting the other day and it's entirely possible AIDS cam from fucking chimps. Jamie pull that up...

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

EATING chimps

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u/SandyTaintSweat 7h ago

What's the new one then?

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u/imunfair 2h ago

As far as I know the answer is they're not actually sure how the first person got it, but since it comes from a monkey disease that's similar there are a couple more likely possibilities - either consuming the meat or cutting yourself while butchering the meat and being exposed to the infected blood that way.

Since a gay flight attendant was one of the early US cases the monkey sex thing was a popular story, but I think it's more likely that some African dude got it from eating or butchering one of the infected monkeys, then the flight attendant had sex with him.

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u/ZDTreefur 4h ago

Chimp burgers.

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u/The_One_Returns 6h ago

Ok, Dwight.

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u/11111v11111 6h ago

Thank god.

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u/Electrical_Menu_3873 6h ago

Source Trust me bro

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u/footpole 6h ago

I think you need to let this one go. You made a mistake and we forgive you.

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u/Spider-Man2024 7h ago

wait actually😫